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OnePlus One, I seriously hate having to explain myself over and over when people ask what phone I have.

"What phone do you have?"

"The One."

"Oh, the HTC?"

"No, the OnePlus One."

"The two? topkeklel"

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xbox. I mean, seriously?

wii u (confusing, lead a lot of people to think it was an add-on for the original wii)

ipad air, ipad retina, hell even ipad is arguably one of the worst names ever.

And the xbox logo is of a ball...

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I think all Mobos have bad names, heck i still have a problem remembering my mobo name even though its not that bad name wise compared to others

I can remember G1 sniper and Maximus Hero but of it's called the bgshnstyhvmsy4743 HD extreme, I'll never remember that.

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"What phone do you have?"

"The One."

"Oh, the HTC?"

"No, the OnePlus One."

"The two? topkeklel"

it's more like

"what phone is that'

"OnePlus One"

"wait wat like the HTC One?"

"No it's by OnePlus"

"wat"

"Like the company is OnePlus, and the phone is called the One"

"wat"

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"What phone do you have?"

"The One."

"Oh, the HTC?"

"No, the OnePlus One."

"The two? topkeklel"

Only my geek friends know what a OnePlus One is if i say the name to  someone non techie they think im asking a math problem

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it's more like

"what phone is that'

"OnePlus One"

"wait wat like the HTC One?"

"No it's by OnePlus"

"wat"

"Like the company is OnePlus, and the phone is called the One"

"wat"

A whole lot of wat.

 

At least people don't get confused with me.

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A whole lot of wat.

 

At least people don't get confused with me.

at least this phone is better ;))))))))))

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Nintendo 64, it's not one of the worst names but i just don't like the name because they start naming it after the bits

 

Would you rather they had called it the N69?

 

Probably the air range of apple products. Also, the entire samsung galaxy range, because there's so many shit names that I just have to sum it up under the galaxy name.

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What if apple made running shoes?

 

 

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at least this phone is better ;))))))))))

Can't beat my metal unibody doe, or dem boomsound speakers ;) ;)

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Would you rather they had called it the N69?

 

Probably the air range of apple products. Also, the entire samsung galaxy range, because there's so many shit names that I just have to sum it up under the galaxy name.

I dont like Samsung phones but the Galaxy name is not bad really its the other crapton of names samsung puts out ... alpha and what not ..

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Would you rather they had called it the N69?

 

Probably the air range of apple products. Also, the entire samsung galaxy range, because there's so many shit names that I just have to sum it up under the galaxy name.

would be better to go back naming their products that are words, not numbers

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What if apple made running shoes?

 

 

= iRan

Or if they made clothes racks.

 

The iRack.

 

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Can't beat my metal unibody doe, or dem boomsound speakers ;) ;)

My best friend has One m8 and iPad air both have good speakers the air does surprisingly well

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Can't beat my metal unibody doe, or dem boomsound speakers ;) ;)

yeah I miss my front facing speakers on my M7, not so much the aluminium.

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Radeon cards.

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Or if they made clothes racks.

 

The iRack.

 

Thats where i got iRan from :) awesome to see someone on here who watches what i watch lol

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Radeon cards.

Stop i have radeon card :( i cri now

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Beats By Dr. Dre sounds conceited. Just like their customers.

OOOOH GET REKT

But also, I hate how PC manufacturers just give codenames to products. Who the fuck knows the different between an HP 453-700U and a 583-295X? We need simplification.

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Beats By Dr. Dre sounds conceited. Just like their customers.

OOOOH GET REKT

But also, I hate how PC manufacturers just give codenames to products. Who the fuck knows the different between an HP 453-700U and a 583-295X? We need simplificatio

True i always had to look at my case of my old computer which had written the PC name on it whenever i had issues with it i needed to look up it was a old compaq lol glad i upgraded

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the intel galileo.. and beats by dre.  just terrible

How do Reavers clean their spears?

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Samsung Exynos

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Xbox One, the older one is called xbox 360

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