Posted March 21, 2018 Your task is simple: Grant the wish made by the user above you, while at the same time corrupting it in whatever way you wish to make it different than what the previous user originally intended. Afterwards, you make your own wish, which in turn will be corrupted by the next user. For example: USER A: I wish I had a million dollars. USER B: Granted. You now have one million dollars. In monopoly money. I wish I had a steak. USER C: Granted. It’s made out of rubber. I wish Batman was real. Etc. I’ll start. *ahem* I wish I possessed an army with which I could conquer the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 Granted with One million plastic GI Joes. Wishing for a Lambo. COMMUNITY STANDARDS | TECH NEWS POSTING GUIDELINES | FORUM STAFF LTT Folding Users Tips, Tricks and FAQ | F@H & BOINC Badge Request | F@H Contribution | My Rig | Project Steamroller I am a Moderator, but I am fallible. Discuss or debate with me as you will but please do not argue with me as that will get us nowhere. Spoiler † † † Character is like a Tree and Reputation like its Shadow. The Shadow is what we think of it; The Tree is the Real thing. ~ Abraham Lincoln Reputation is a Lifetime to create but seconds to destroy. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. ~ Winston Churchill Docendo discimus - "to teach is to learn" † CHRISTIAN MEMBER † Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 Author Just now, SansVarnic said: Granted with One million plastic GI Joes. Wishing for a Lambo. Granted, but it’s a sheep you named Lambo i wish for a billion dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 Just now, SansVarnic said: Granted with One million plastic GI Joes. Wishing for a Lambo. Granted a Lambo but the insurance is cripplingly expensive. I wish for all the GPUs a man can buy. i5 6600k and GTX 1070 but I play 1600-900. 1440p BABY! Still, don't put too much faith in my buying decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 Just now, YedZed said: Granted a Lambo but the insurance is cripplingly expensive. I wish for all the GPUs a man can buy. You get just the GPUs, not the graphics cards. I wish for a new engine in my car. Computer engineering grad student, machine learning researcher, and hobbyist embedded systems developer Daily Driver: CPU: Ryzen 7 4800H | GPU: RTX 2060 | RAM: 16GB DDR4 3200MHz C16 Gaming PC: CPU: Ryzen 5 5600X | GPU: EVGA RTX 2080Ti | RAM: 32GB DDR4 3200MHz C16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 Just now, thegreengamers said: You get just the GPUs, not the graphics cards. I wish for a new engine in my car. Granted but the engine doesn't fit. I wish for $30 billion dollars in valid U.S. Currency with no criminal repercussions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 Just now, thegreengamers said: You get just the GPUs, not the graphics cards. I wish for a new engine in my car. You get a new Razer scooter motor. I wish for a banana. i5 6600k and GTX 1070 but I play 1600-900. 1440p BABY! Still, don't put too much faith in my buying decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 Just now, JoeyDM said: Granted but the engine doesn't fit. I wish for $30 billion dollars in valid U.S. Currency with no criminal repercussions. Granted meet my freinemy the IRS. Wishing for a vacation. COMMUNITY STANDARDS | TECH NEWS POSTING GUIDELINES | FORUM STAFF LTT Folding Users Tips, Tricks and FAQ | F@H & BOINC Badge Request | F@H Contribution | My Rig | Project Steamroller I am a Moderator, but I am fallible. Discuss or debate with me as you will but please do not argue with me as that will get us nowhere. Spoiler † † † Character is like a Tree and Reputation like its Shadow. The Shadow is what we think of it; The Tree is the Real thing. ~ Abraham Lincoln Reputation is a Lifetime to create but seconds to destroy. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. ~ Winston Churchill Docendo discimus - "to teach is to learn" † CHRISTIAN MEMBER † Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 Author 1 minute ago, SansVarnic said: Granted meet my freinemy the IRS. Wishing for a vacation. Granted, it’s a vacation to the moon but you forgot your space suit at the launch pad i wish for a hockey stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Docretier said: Granted, it’s a vacation to the moon but you forgot your space suit at the launch pad i wish for a hockey stick Granted but it's broken. I wish for the ability to grant selective immortality (you can choose when to die). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 Just now, JoeyDM said: I wish for the ability to grant selective immortality (you can choose when to die). Granted, but at the cost of your own mortality I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard. Nova doctrina terribilis sit perdere Audio format guides: Vinyl records | Cassette tapes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 Author Just now, JoeyDM said: Granted but it's broken. I wish for the ability to grant selective immortality (you can choose when to die). Granted, but it’s inaccurate and will happen at random up to a month before or a month after you chose to die i wish for infinite power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Volbet said: Granted, but at the cost of your own mortality I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard. Granted, but the turkey is spoiled. I wish for a single, ripe, untouched tomato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Volbet said: Granted, but at the cost of your own mortality I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard. Turkey Sandwich granted but it will be dipped in Carolina Reaper pepper sauce I wish my grad school application is accepted There is more that meets the eye I see the soul that is inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 Just now, JoeyDM said: Granted, but the turkey is spoiled. I wish for a single, ripe, untouched tomato. Granted, but it is in a skyrim dungeon and you cant eat it because it isn't real ⬇ - PC specs down below - ⬇ The Impossibox CPU: (x2) Xeon X5690 12c/24t (6c/12t per cpu) Motherboard: EVGA Super Record 2 (SR-2) RAM: 48Gb (12x4gb) server DDR3 ECC GPU: MSI GTX 1060 Gaming X 6GB Case: Modded Lian-LI PC-08 Storage: Samsung 850 EVO 500Gb and a 2Tb HDD PSU: 1000W something or other I forget Display(s): 24" Acer G246HL Cooling: (x2) Corsair H100i v2 Keyboard: Corsair Gaming K70 LUX RGB MX Browns Mouse: Logitech G600 Headphones: Sennheiser HD558 Operating System: Windows 10 Pro Folding info so I don't lose it: WhisperingKnickers Join us on the x58 page it is awesome! x58 Fan Page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 Author 1 minute ago, JoeyDM said: Granted, but the turkey is spoiled. I wish for a single, ripe, untouched tomato. Granted, but it’s locked in an unbreakable glass case and can never be touched and will eventually rot I wish for a friendly pet killer wasp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 1 minute ago, hey_yo_ said: Turkey Sandwich granted but it will be dipped in Carolina Reaper pepper sauce I wish my grad school application is accepted Granted, but the school loses all paper work proving that you are meant to go. I wish for the ability to grow a third arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 Author 1 hour ago, JoeyDM said: Granted, but the school loses all paper work proving that you are meant to go. I wish for the ability to grow a third arm. Granted, but it grew inside your nose and it’s really small i wish for a zamboni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Docretier said: Granted, but it grew inside your nose and it’s really small i wish for a zamboni It's just straight up broken and stripped of anything of value. Wishing for a legitimate activation server for Windows XP so I don't have to reinstall every 30 days. Quote or tag me( @Crunchy Dragon) if you want me to see your reply If a post solved your problem/answered your question, please consider marking it as "solved" Community Standards // Join Floatplane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Crunchy Dragon said: It's just straight up broken and stripped of anything of value. Wishing for a legitimate activation server for Windows XP so I don't have to reinstall every 30 days. Granted, but it crashes everyday anyway. wishing for C9 to be my teams Org Specs v-v Spoiler Cpu: Ryzen 9 3900x @ 1.1v / Motherboard: Asus Prime X570-P / Ram: 32GB 3000Mhz 16-16-16-36 Team Vulcan (4x8GB) / Storage: 1x 1TB Lite-on EP2, 2x 128GB PM851 SSD, 3x 1TB WD Blues / Gpu: GTX Titan X (Pascal) / Case: Corsair 400c Carbide / Psu: Corsair RMi 750w / OS: Windows 10 Spoiler I'm lonely, PM me to be my friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 Granted your team's .org web address is now c9.org I wish that I already had my second assignment done for my English class My procrastination is the bane of my existence. I make games and stuff in my spare time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 1 minute ago, UnbrokenMotion said: Granted your team's .org web address is now c9.org I wish that I already had my second assignment done for my English class Granted, but you get 20 points out of 100 on it. I wish I could get my SATA and IDE drives to play nicely... Quote or tag me( @Crunchy Dragon) if you want me to see your reply If a post solved your problem/answered your question, please consider marking it as "solved" Community Standards // Join Floatplane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Crunchy Dragon said: Granted, but you get 20 points out of 100 on it. I wish I could get my SATA and IDE drives to play nicely... Granted, but they are stuck in read only. I wish IPS would bundle status replies into a single notification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 11 minutes ago, tjcater said: Granted, but they are stuck in read only. I wish IPS would bundle status replies into a single notification. Granted, but a glitch causes them to send 10x the sound notifications. I wish I had a 1080ti Specs v-v Spoiler Cpu: Ryzen 9 3900x @ 1.1v / Motherboard: Asus Prime X570-P / Ram: 32GB 3000Mhz 16-16-16-36 Team Vulcan (4x8GB) / Storage: 1x 1TB Lite-on EP2, 2x 128GB PM851 SSD, 3x 1TB WD Blues / Gpu: GTX Titan X (Pascal) / Case: Corsair 400c Carbide / Psu: Corsair RMi 750w / OS: Windows 10 Spoiler I'm lonely, PM me to be my friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posted March 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ashiella said: Granted, but a glitch causes them to send 10x the sound notifications. I wish I had a 1080ti Granted, but it's dead and beyond repair. I wish certain people would stop associating with me Quote or tag me( @Crunchy Dragon) if you want me to see your reply If a post solved your problem/answered your question, please consider marking it as "solved" Community Standards // Join Floatplane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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