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As the title suggests I thought be rather interesting, and possibly funny to think some jokes but not just any old jokes.....pun jokes.

I'll start (it might be lame but...oh well)

What did the bride say to the groome before they were about to say their vowes?

(This joke only works if you know the different meanings of the answer)

Answer: I've got cold feet. (The groome then goes to get her ugg boots/slippers)

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This joke might be little racist so do not watch if you think that it might be.

 

 

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cheese

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it You are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.

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i dont get it... 

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough it will be believed.

-Adolf Hitler 

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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.

Whiteboards are remarkable

Nova doctrina terribilis sit perdere

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I once saw a fat person.

 

She was your mother.

 

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It is impossible to put down.

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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.

Whiteboards are remarkable

 

whiteboards... genius

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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.

Whiteboards are remarkable

5/4 of people cant do fractions

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

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Wow these are very punny! :P

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Most of these so far aren't puns, by the way.

This was a good one, though :P

 

Whiteboards are remarkable

 

Who led the Jews through a semi-permeable membrane?

Osmoses

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Your mom is like an Oculus Rift - She fills my entire field of view.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It is impossible to put down.

Nice one! :)

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Good one guys, keep 'em coming. :)

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I dont know watt power supplie i should get

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Nice to see we are all having pun!

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This joke might be little racist so do not watch if you think that it might be.

 

 

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Problema?

 

 

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no, i deleted original joke, because it was too racist :)

 

I figured, but I had to do the obvious "Problem?" in Spanish. :P

 

 

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I figured, but I had to do the obvious "Problem?" in Spanish. :P

that joke was funniest joke ever!

(if you wanna hear it, just send me a PM) :)

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