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Oshino Shinobu
By Oshino Shinobu
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Would you allow me to experiment with your I/O? Don't worry, I'll wear a shield!

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Just the header

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My HDD is bigger then his SSD ;)

 

rofl I like it

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That guy may have great core, but I have 8 physical cores!

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I want to put my CPU into your socket. 

 

I hope you have some good thermal paste after insertion.

 

Wow I didn't mean it to sound like that lol

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Joke for C++

 

 

string me = "ready";

 

do

{me;}

while (me == "ready");

 

 

The best part? It's an infinite loop B)

 

Maybe not.  It depends on the typedef of string and whether or not it implements the overload operator for "==".

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Here is one I though of: You are so hot you can form a black hole with all that energy! A bit scientific

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154 users are reading this topic. Shows what the tech community does in their spare time.

It was at 500 a while ago. We really do lead fulfilling lives.

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'Ey girl, you come with drivers or can I just "plug n' play"?

Also: you look like you need some liquid cooling. Don't worry I already took care of protection, just renewed my Avast subscription!

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what does a southbridge have to do with overclocking

change it to VRM

you don't get it do you.
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you don't get it do you.

the joke doesnt make sense if u dont word them correctly with the proper terms

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it You are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.

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Joke for C++

 

 

string me = "ready";

 

do

{me;}

while (me == "ready");

 

 

The best part? It's an infinite loop B)

I'm gonna adapt yours a bit and put it into Python :)

 

import do

import position

me="clothed"

me=r.strip(me)

state="ready"

while state=="ready":

     mode=random.randint(0,1)

     if mode==1:

       me=position.top()

       do.me()

     elif mode==0:

       me=position.bottom()

       do.me()

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Linus is reading. He will see how dirty our minds are... This is awkward...

 

I think he is as dirty as we are :))

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You dirty man!

 

Well someone has to be lol

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your eyes are as blue as the water in my reservoir

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<title>Ladies love the html</title>

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