Techie pickup lines.

LibeRatioNZzXx · August 27, 2013

Would you allow me to experiment with your I/O? Don't worry, I'll wear a shield!

Emkryan · August 27, 2013

Just the header

brat137 · August 27, 2013

My HDD is bigger then his SSD

FireFox · August 27, 2013

My HDD is bigger then his SSD

rofl I like it

FluffyNuggets · August 27, 2013

I want to put my CPU into your socket.

LibeRatioNZzXx · August 27, 2013

That guy may have great core, but I have 8 physical cores!

jsnsheets · August 27, 2013

Joke for C++

string me = "ready";

do

{me;}

while (me == "ready");

The best part? It's an infinite loop B)

FireFox · August 27, 2013

I want to put my CPU into your socket.

I hope you have some good thermal paste after insertion.

Wow I didn't mean it to sound like that lol

Xorbot · August 27, 2013

Joke for C++

string me = "ready";

do

{me;}

while (me == "ready");

The best part? It's an infinite loop B)

Maybe not. It depends on the typedef of string and whether or not it implements the overload operator for "==".

Nort · August 27, 2013

154 users are reading this topic. Shows what the tech community does in their spare time.

CynicalRootVegetable · August 27, 2013

Hey babe, I hear your relationship just EA'd, want to do something Steampowered?

constanrine5d · August 27, 2013

Here is one I though of: You are so hot you can form a black hole with all that energy! A bit scientific

Zimon · August 27, 2013

More for nerds than for techies:

If you get with me you will be (Mg, Fe)₇Si₈O₂₂(OH)₂

Oshino Shinobu · August 27, 2013

154 users are reading this topic. Shows what the tech community does in their spare time.

It was at 500 a while ago. We really do lead fulfilling lives.

MrDirkADirk · August 27, 2013

Nice case mind if I take a look under the hood?

Mixonlol · August 27, 2013

'Ey girl, you come with drivers or can I just "plug n' play"?

Also: you look like you need some liquid cooling. Don't worry I already took care of protection, just renewed my Avast subscription!

CondemnedSystems · August 27, 2013

what does a southbridge have to do with overclocking

change it to VRM

you don't get it do you.

qwertywarrior · August 27, 2013

you don't get it do you.

the joke doesnt make sense if u dont word them correctly with the proper terms

LibeRatioNZzXx · August 27, 2013

Joke for C++

string me = "ready";

do

{me;}

while (me == "ready");

The best part? It's an infinite loop B)

I'm gonna adapt yours a bit and put it into Python

import do

import position

me="clothed"

me=r.strip(me)

state="ready"

while state=="ready":

mode=random.randint(0,1)

if mode==1:

me=position.top()

do.me()

elif mode==0:

me=position.bottom()

do.me()

Radu.z · August 27, 2013

Linus is reading. He will see how dirty our minds are... This is awkward...

I think he is as dirty as we are )

FluffyNuggets · August 27, 2013

I hope you have some good thermal paste after insertion.

Wow I didn't mean it to sound like that lol

You dirty man!

FireFox · August 27, 2013

You dirty man!

Well someone has to be lol

FluffyNuggets · August 27, 2013

Well someone has to be lol

It's alright, we are all a little dirty inside.

EYCEthebest003 · August 27, 2013

your eyes are as blue as the water in my reservoir

_willw · August 27, 2013

<!DOCTYPE html>

<html>

<head>

<title>Ladies love the html</title>

</head>

<body>

<h3>Are you using internet explorer? Because everything is in slow motion</h3>

</body>

</html>

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