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Oshino Shinobu
By Oshino Shinobu
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You are like my Noctua fans, I can't get enough of you

if she would be a noctua fan she would be ugly :L 

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough it will be believed.

-Adolf Hitler 

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"Wanna test the maximum speed of my RAM stick?"

"Hey ladies. How about i put my sli bridge between your double Ds?"

"Why don't ya ditch these m-itx wimps and have a go with a proper ATX"

that's all i've got in terms of tech pick up lines

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"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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Babe you must be Internet because you're my whole life

 

(just came up with it while eating breakfast, lmao)

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Can iTouch?

 

Just wanted to say that you're like Google - cause baby you have everything that I'm searching for.

 

It's like Windows 8 - hard to navigate but friendly to touch, if you know what I mean.

Star Citizen LTT Conglomerate Wants you! Join now!

 

UOLTT Basop | Misc Freelancer & Origin M50

 


Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

-Groucho Marx

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"So you like my EVGA Hadron because of the name and its 6 inch? Well i have another thing here that is hard and 6 inch"

When 2 things meet each other, Quantum stuff happens.

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"I wanna delid you and give you some thermal paste."

"You're so hot you scored a perfect 9590."

"You should invest in some serious watercooling, cause you're increasing my voltage."

"You should see my clock speed..."

"I wanna press you tighter than a water-block."

"I am a big 'fan' of you."

"You be the cougar, and I'll be the vortex..."

"I'm like a 230mm fan if you catch my drift; I'll give you those long blades real smooth and slow."

"Let me upgrade your coolant."

"You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop."

"I wanna twist and bend you like a Samsung."

"I can nickel plate your copper..."

"You'll love my mounting system..."

"The unexamined life is not worth living" - Apology 38a, Socrates


 

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Hey babe, how about unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount and sleep. (Linux commands)

Signatures are stupid.

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Is your ass on f5 because its refreshing

  CPU:   Intel I5 3570K @ 4,6 GHZ   -- MOBO: Asrock Z77-Extreme4 -- GPU: EVGA GTX 770 2GB -- PSU:Corsair TX750M -- R AM: 16 GB 1333 MHz -- HDD: 2x 2TB -- 1x 120 GB HyperX SSD -- AUDIO: Creative Audigy 2 -- CASE: Fractal Design R4

-- Actually Like Windows 8 --

 
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Bit weird but..

 

Babe, if we were hard drives you could be the master and I'd be your slave.

"An Excellent Signature"

 

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Did you just press my power button because you are turning me on?

CPU: AMD FX-8350 | CPU Cooler: H80i | Motherboard: Asus M5A99FX PRO R2.0 | RAM: 8GB Kingston Beast 1866MHz


Case: Define R4 | GPU: Gigabyte GTX 780ti | PSU: Corsair CX600M | SSD: 250GB Samsung 840 EVO


.... and a Partridge in a pear tree! 

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