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I'll show you my poke-man if you give me a peek-at-you

I came here to see what linus posted, I was not disappointed.

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I'll show you my poke-man if you give me a peek-at-you

Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it You are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.

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Do you want to see my hard drive? I promise it's not 3.5 inches, and it's not floppy.

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I'm gonna put your software on my hard drive.

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You defragment my life!

I think my heart just lagged.

Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

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I thought it could be fun to have a thread of techie pickup lines. Whether they're ones that you'd actually use, or just silly ones like "You're so hot, you need an H100i" and the obvious "You turn my software into hardware". 

 

 

what about; "you turn my software, into hardware"

It was put in the start...

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Did you fall from the sky because have sex with me.

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Hey baby, if I were a particle and you were a quantum potential, would you let me penetrate your classically forbidden region?

 

Hey baby, I want you to be my queen and mate me with your night moves (chess).

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