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Techie pickup lines.

Oshino Shinobu
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I thought it could be fun to have a thread of techie pickup lines. Whether they're ones that you'd actually use, or just silly ones like "You're so hot, you need an H100i" and the obvious "You turn my software into hardware". 

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What about "You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."

Yeah, things like that. I want to see how creative people can get. 

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Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection!

 

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

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"I'd like to infect your system."

Oh god.

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ


It feels as though no games ever leave the BETA stage anymore, until about 3 years after it officially releases. - Shd0w2 2014

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What about "You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."

You turn my floppy disk into a solid state drive*

Let me put my usb stick into your hard drive.

I'd like to process you.

I'd like to create a child directory with you.

Would you let me import my files?

I don't need a grid for my eyes to snap to you.

That is all ^_^

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There has been done some sexy rendering on you. Am I doing it right?

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ


It feels as though no games ever leave the BETA stage anymore, until about 3 years after it officially releases. - Shd0w2 2014

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"I'd like to pump my coolant around your tubes."

"I'd like to change your coolant"

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ


It feels as though no games ever leave the BETA stage anymore, until about 3 years after it officially releases. - Shd0w2 2014

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Baby, you overclock my processor.

CPU: Ryzen 5 3600 @ Stock, CPU cooler: Dark Rock 4, Motherboard: MSI B450M PRO-M2 MAX, RAM: 2x8GB Crucial Ballistix DDR4 @ 3000Mhz, GPU: EVGA GTX 1080 ACX 3.0, SSD: Crucial P1 1TB M.2 + 2x120GB SSDs, Case: Corsair 110R, PSU: Corsair TX650M, OS: Windows 10 64-bit.

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Baby, you overclock my processor.

That avatar makes it ten times better.

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ


It feels as though no games ever leave the BETA stage anymore, until about 3 years after it officially releases. - Shd0w2 2014

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Is your name Haswell? Because you're f*cking hot. 

CPU: Ryzen 5 3600 @ Stock, CPU cooler: Dark Rock 4, Motherboard: MSI B450M PRO-M2 MAX, RAM: 2x8GB Crucial Ballistix DDR4 @ 3000Mhz, GPU: EVGA GTX 1080 ACX 3.0, SSD: Crucial P1 1TB M.2 + 2x120GB SSDs, Case: Corsair 110R, PSU: Corsair TX650M, OS: Windows 10 64-bit.

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Linus is reading. He will see how dirty our minds are... This is awkward...

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ


It feels as though no games ever leave the BETA stage anymore, until about 3 years after it officially releases. - Shd0w2 2014

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your bosons give me a hadron.

Respect the Code of Conduct!

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Dont worry baby we can do it in safe mode.

CPU - i7 3820 @ 4.3GHZ GPU - GIGABYTE GTX 680 Windforce x3 Motherboard - Dell x79 who knows


RAM - 8GB Hyundai Electronics @ 1600MHz SSD - Samsung 840 Pro 256GB


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To Mayhem's pastel white? If you know what I mean.

Yes.

 

Dont worry baby we can do it in safe mode.

Wow... just wow... You deserve more likes.

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ


It feels as though no games ever leave the BETA stage anymore, until about 3 years after it officially releases. - Shd0w2 2014

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Just thought of this, didn't spend much time so forgive me if it's not that good lol

 

'Lets see if my RAM is compatible with your slot'  :)

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