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Texas man accused of assaulting girlfriend after she wouldn't smell his armpit

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MIDLAND, Tex. (KOSA) -- A man is behind bars after he allegedly assaulted his girlfriend for not smelling his armpit. Sara Bustilloz tells CBS 7 that Robinson Pinilla-Bolivar’s girlfriend claims that as she was washing dishes, Pinalla-Bolivar asked her to smell his armpit...

 

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Can't tell if article is BS'ing or serious

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Is this for real?

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Meh, this kinda shit happens all the time, stupid people doe stupid things, it would be best if they did so to each other that way they'd "thin the herd".

 

 

Oh to all those being like "well it's texas" if you are assuming it is some redneck or something you'd be wrong

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Bah. Its Texas. Shouldn't lose faith to anything that happened in Texas.

As a Texan, I agree.

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MURICA, FUCK YEAH!

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Why is this on LTT?!?

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That's less faith in humanity destroyed and more like being flashed as soon as you get out of the house in the morning. 

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Why is this on LTT?!?

We all need a dose of WTF from the Off-Topic section every once in a while lol.

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Please correct title to midland, Texas is not florida, there are distinct sections of different cultures.

South texas Is nowhere near as crazy as west texas.

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This is nothing out of the ordinary. My wife knows she best be smelling my pits when I ask.

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