Sharing bathroom with disgusting room mate

[Imabigmac]

I have a room mate (Actually 4) but we have two bathrooms and we have divided it so 2 people share one bathroom. Anyway the person I share with is disgusting, and doesn't give a shit and I need to find ways to get revenge. If you ideas as to how to get revenge on someone who has bad bathroom manners, stop reading now and post them, if you are more curious as to the situation keep reading.  

 

 

* So room mate NEVER flushes the toilet - This is where my primary disgust comes from.

 

* To make matters worse they don't turn of the fan either, so their "excrement smell" just lingers - I just walk and flush the toilet and come back in 10 minutes after turning the fan on - Like if it wasn't bad enough to walk and see shit still in the toilet the revolting smells takes the cake. 

 

* Room mate uses up all the toilet paper and doesn't replace it 

 

* Piss all over the toilet and floor - doesn't clean it up. 

 

* Leaves shaved hair and shaving cream all over the sink and counter. 

 

 

 

So my room mate is a male and I'am a guy too.

 

I have confronted him with this and he just blows me off every time, quiet frankly he is a real jerk to me half the time any way. He does what he wants when he wants and doesn't care at all for others who may have share something he uses. I asked him about sharing the sharing the cleaning tasks of the bathroom and his response was "I don't clean up OTHER peoples messes".....

 

I can't reason with him as he always has to be right no exceptions, his option is the only opinion that matters.  I won't stop using that bathroom because then 3 people would have to share the other, and then messy room mate would get "his own private bathroom" and F$#k him so that isn't happening. 

 

I'm out of ideas other than making his life worse. Ideas on solutions or revenge????? 

[PlayStation 2]

Kick his ass out?

[iamdarkyoshi]

The best solution to the odor is to wire up the light switch to the fan. Just turn off power first. This way he cannot leave the fan off unless he also leaves the light off.

[Goodman2265]

Put that clear wrap stuff under toilet seat so when he pees it goes all over him 

[Guest]

Whenever he's chatting up a chick, let them know of his personal hygiene.

[DevilishBooster]

-snip- 

The guy sounds like a total tool. The way I see it, you have two options:

1) Kick his ass out.

2) Find a different place to live.

 

EDIT: Revenge won't really help in this situation unless you get "revenge" by embarrassing him about it in front of other people bad enough that it forces him to change in an attempt to save a little face.

[Guest]

Kick his ass out?

always works

[Pony080905]

shove a cork up his ass so he cant use the bathroom

[Goodman2265]

*Hey buddy*

*Whispers* $10K can get anyone killed 

*Whisper again* Hitmen

[Imabigmac]

Kick his ass out?

 

 

The best solution to the odor is to wire up the light switch to the fan. Just turn off power first. This way he cannot leave the fan off unless he also leaves the light off.

 

Unfortunately I don't own the place, we are essentially shared tenants. So no one can "kick him out" or can we make changes, but I was thinking of some kind of ghetto set up. 

 

Put that clear wrap stuff under toilet seat so when he pees it goes all over him 

I'm not that skilled - whenever I do something like that it doesn't look so clear and of course is discovered right away. 

[Goodman2265]

Unfortunately I don't own the place, we are essentially shared tenants. So no one can "kick him out" or can we make changes, but I was thinking of some kind of ghetto set up. 

 

I'm not that skilled - whenever I do something like that it doesn't look so clear and of course is discovered right away. 

[79wjd]

Revenge will only make things worse....just talk to your other roommates and share their bathroom. 

"Punishing" him by not giving him his own private bathroom punished you a lot more than it does him. 

[nuttysandwich]

well is the lease written, im sure you guys can oust him out if 3 of you vote him out

[jameshumphries47]

take photos of the mess 

 

I have a room mate (Actually 4) but we have two bathrooms and we have divided it so 2 people share one bathroom. Anyway the person I share with is disgusting, and doesn't give a shit and I need to find ways to get revenge. If you ideas as to how to get revenge on someone who has bad bathroom manners, stop reading now and post them, if you are more curious as to the situation keep reading.  

 

 

* So room mate NEVER flushes the toilet - This is where my primary disgust comes from.

 

* To make matters worse they don't turn of the fan either, so their "excrement smell" just lingers - I just walk and flush the toilet and come back in 10 minutes after turning the fan on - Like if it wasn't bad enough to walk and see shit still in the toilet the revolting smells takes the cake. 

 

* Room mate uses up all the toilet paper and doesn't replace it 

 

* Piss all over the toilet and floor - doesn't clean it up. 

 

* Leaves shaved air and shaving cream all over the sink and counter. 

 

 

 

So my room mate is a male and I'am a guy too.

 

I have confronted him with this and he just blows me off every time, quiet frankly he is a real jerk to me half the time any way. He does what he wants when he wants and doesn't care at all for others who may have share something he uses. I asked him about sharing the sharing the cleaning tasks of the bathroom and his response was "I don't clean up OTHER peoples messes".....

 

I can't reason with him as he always has to be right no exceptions, his option is the only opinion that matters.  I won't stop using that bathroom because then 3 people would have to share the other, and then messy room mate would get "his own private bathroom" and F$#k him so that isn't happening. 

 

I'm out of ideas other than making his life worse. Ideas on solutions or revenge????? 

 

and upload them to his  fb account and change the password

[Imabigmac]

The guy sounds like a total tool. The way I see it, you have two options:

1) Kick his ass out.

2) Find a different place to live.

 

I Will look in if I can complain about them to the people who are in charge of the whole housing side of things. That will be less destructive.

I will not be living them next time around for sure. 

shove a cork up his ass so he cant use the bathroom

 

He is twice my size, so that will be fun. Also going to need one big cork.  :lol:

 

 

Fire

 

Okay - where and how much? 

 

*Hey buddy*

*Whispers* $10K can get anyone killed 

*Whisper again* Hitmen

 

Hmm, If only I had 10k. I could try and Dexter this myself. 

[LeapFrogMasterRace]

Have a one on one talk like adults?

[jameshumphries47]

Fire up his arse- AKA, spike something with tabasco or some other stupidly spicy CONDOMent...

chloroform? 

[PlayStation 2]

Fire up his arse- AKA, spike something with tabasco or some other stupidly spicy CONDOMent...

ok that's just cruel

no man deserves that pain

[as96]

Fire up his arse- AKA, spike something with tabasco or some other stupidly spicy CONDOMent...

Chili powder on toilet paper would probably do the trick, if you don't put too much it should be almost invisible.

[DildorTheDecent]

Whenever you guys need to wash clothes make sure he's the one loading them and take a 'kek' (read dump/poop/shit) in the powder loading bay or with the clothes themselves.. Make sure you're not caught by the other lads though. He'll get full blame. 

 

Then run like hell. Preferably in zigzags. Since he'll probably want you dead after that. 

[Tsuki]

ive got a roommate like that.  as far as never replacing the toilet paper, just keep one of your own, and take it with you when you leave the bathroom.  he'll either replace it himself eventually, or have to use his hand. 

[Imabigmac]

Revenge will only make things worse....just talk to your other roommates and share their bathroom. 

"Punishing" him by not giving him his own private bathroom punished you a lot more than it does him. 

 

Logically you are right, and this will likely be what results but doesn't mean I can't joke around a little yet. 

 

well is the lease written, im sure you guys can oust him out if 3 of you vote him out

 

Its a agreement through our University housing, so the best we could do is three people complaining about him. However its a non issue for the others.

 

take photos of the mess 

 

 

and upload them to his  fb account and change the password

 

I like it. 

 

My brothers do this.  They always bitch how the house is never clean, but never clean up after themselves.  e.e

Yeap this is sums up my life now. 

[Overkilled]

shove a cork up his ass so he cant use the bathroom

I think I read that wrong

[Imabigmac]

Have a one on one talk like adults?

 

I have tried, like I said he just blows me off. 

 

Fire up his arse- AKA, spike something with tabasco or some other stupidly spicy CONDOMent...

 

LOL

 

chloroform? 

 

That is getting kinda kinda murderish. 

 

Chili powder on toilet paper would probably do the trick, if you don't put too much it should be almost invisible.

 

THIS is an amazing idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fictionvl]

Oh my god, I'm having the same thing, my room mate is the exact same, were 3 who share one bathroom, the only way I found that works is to just when ever he has a conversation with people I just bring it up and say that his piss is all over the place and he doesn't flush... After a week or so he started to flush and clean after him self