crazy bathroom stories

[wowgnomes]

self explanatory. 

 

for some reason the funniest of things happens in the bathroom.

 

don't include sex because no one really cares.

[InfinateX]

Nothing interesting from me. Can we relay stories from the internet?

[wowgnomes]

hmm, sure i guess.

here is one that is funny as hell. dont know if its true or not

[whatthe_fuzz]

broken toilets.

[Art Vandelay]

My dad's apartment had the toilet flood the place 5 times. Concert is terrible.

[azzo]

Well... i've seen poop throwing guy

[Emperor_Piehead]

Is this a necessary part of the building to be talking about?

[wowgnomes]

Is this a necessary part of the building to be talking about?

yes.

[InfinateX]

OH! Just remembered, I do have a crazy bathroom story. I remember the date because it was 6.6.2006. The details are a little foggy (can't remember them too well), but I think it went a little like this. It was lunch time, and my friend had gone to the bathroom. Somebody from another class (same grade) had also happened to have gone at the same time. The story was, while they were washing their hands they said Bloody Mary 3 times the lights began to flicker. As I said, I can't remember it well, but I believe he said something about the water suddenly getting really hot, and there appeared to be blood on the sink. (I seem to remember mention of one of them tripping. Could be related.) The final detail I remember is something about a voice. I was pretty young when that happened. (Grade 3 or 4) I didn't believe in ghosts or anything, and for all I know it was completely made up, or maybe somebody was pulling a prank on them, but I was scared to go into the bathroom for the rest of the day.

[wowgnomes]

LOL

[mr moose]

One time,  I did a big sht. It was in me and the water at the same time....  true story.

[wowgnomes]

One time,  I did a big sht. It was in me and the water at the same time....  true story.

 

that's..... that's scary man.

[FireFox]

don't include sex because no one really cares.

 

I bet, I'll give 10 bucks to anyone who says that they don't care :P

[Nort]

I bet, I'll give 10 bucks to anyone who says that they don't care :P

 

"I don't care" about the price of tea in China.

[FireFox]

"I don't care" about the price of tea in China.

 

*puts $10 back in pocket*

[Hirad123]

Unloaded, looked over, no toilet paper. The guy in the stall next to me handed me some. The bad part is i have no idea how he knew there wasn't any paper in my stall...

[Lays]

in like first grade a bunch of kids used to have contests in the bathrooms tried to see who could pee the farthest into the urinals lmao

[AlexGoesHigh]

they day i had to run half naked on the house searching for toilet paper luckily the only person around was watching a movie and din't notice *phew* 

[EST_FatBoy]

Somebody always leaves magazines in the bathroom that have creepy faces. Everytime some creepy face is looking at me. I have to turn it around and hope the other side is just text.

[EST_FatBoy]

Oh and one time this happend. (hope its allowed)

 

[FireFox]

Oh and one time this happend. (hope its allowed)

 

 

That is quite funny and very disgusting at the same time

[Air tree]

Oh and one time this happend. (hope its allowed)

 

Is it that hard to get out of the shower for just a minute?

[_ASSASSIN_]

Oh and one time this happend. (hope its allowed)

 

....

you just held your own shit

and threw it across the room

 

my eyes must be washed immediately 

[techswede]

The only one i've got is one time when i was in a bathroom stall minding my own business.

Then i hear the door to the room swing open. Followed by staggered steps and a guy muttering "shitshitshitshit"

Then i hear a stall door open and him sitting down...

The noises and smell that followed was too unholy to describe.

Lighting a match in that room afterwards would probably level an entire city

[FireFox]

The only one i've got is one time when i was in a bathroom stall minding my own business.

Then i hear the door to the room swing open. Followed by staggered steps and a guy muttering "shitshitshitshit"

Then i hear a stall door open and him sitting down...

The noises and smell that followed was too unholy to describe.

Lighting a match in that room afterwards would probably level an entire city

 

Nice lol

 

Use him as a deterrent instead of using nuclear weapons