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YOU GUYS SELL SEX TOYS 

http://www.newegg.ca/Special/ShellShocker.aspx?cm_sp=Homepage_SS-_-P3_96-416-001-_-06192015 

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Hot damn, this is going on my Christmas wishlist!  :lol:

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Newegg pretty much sales everything. Not much of a surprise they sell sex toys too.

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THERE'S MORE IN SIMILAR PRODUCTS WTF

 

 

I suppose it classifies as tech..

http://www.newegg.ca/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA4A51CG1202

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CPU: Intel Core i7-4770 3.4GHz Quad-Core Processor  ($379.00 @ shopRBC) 

CPU Cooler: RAIJINTEK THEMIS 65.7 CFM Sleeve Bearing CPU Cooler  ($34.99 @ NCIX) 

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Storage: Kingston Fury 120GB 2.5" Solid State Drive  ($71.34 @ DirectCanada) 

Storage: Seagate Barracuda 2TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive  ($92.95 @ Vuugo) 

Video Card: Gigabyte Radeon R9 280X 3GB Video Card  ($298.98 @ Newegg Canada) 

Case: Fractal Design Define R4 w/Window (Black Pearl) ATX Mid Tower Case  ($125.98 @ Newegg Canada) 

Power Supply: Corsair CX 600W 80+ Bronze Certified Semi-Modular ATX Power Supply  ($66.99 @ NCIX) 

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Monitor: HP 22xi 60Hz 21.5" Monitor  ($187.11 @ Amazon Canada) 

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Mouse: Razer DeathAdder 2013 Wired Optical Mouse  ($76.99 @ Amazon Canada) 

Headphones: Kingston HyperX Cloud Pro Headset  ($78.98 @ DirectCanada) 

Total: $2074.22

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They also have condoms...

 

Newegg has a pretty fucking weird side to it.

 

 

My puns are horrible.

 

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soon they will probably sell the sex doll linus was talking about but with a linus face. 

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TheFineBros apparently did a Kids react on this.

 

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xD too funny

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THE REVIEWS 

 

Um... Its good!

Pros: Jam this between your bits and cover your ears! It'll make her a screamer if she wasn't already... And it's ok for massages too.;)

Cons: Only 2 speeds, and a 25min operating time I suspect due to heat build up. Also don't wrap the cord around the wand cause it will wreck the cord eventually. Also you'll probably need an extension cord...

Other Thoughts: Overall great buy, makes bum rubs much more bearable...

 

Great Product,..Unfortunately !

Pros: This product is a well constructed device, and a great accessory "tool" for the "work bench" in the bedroom. Durable and easy to keep clean.

Cons: This was the second one that I have bought in the past two years for two different girlfriends. Interestingly,.... shortly after I gave them to the girls, both the massager AND the ladies disappeared. They don't even call me anymore :o(

Other Thoughts: While it is a great product at a great price, I won't be buying them as gifts anymore.

 

Greatest "Massager" Ever

Pros: Instantly gratifying, no need for any more Bobs (Battery Operated Boyfriends), very pleasuring, Best "Massager" Ever.

Cons: Cord isn't very long. Would benefit a sound damper of some sort, but considering the rpm on this thing is very high, that may not be possible.

Other Thoughts: Will definitely be purchasing attachments, this is an AWESOME bedroom addition.

 

This is a Vibrator

Pros: I had no idea when buying this for my wife. I actually wanted to get her a massager because she always has sore necks.
Until i learned what most people buy this for... She unwrapped it in front of her family on her birthday.

Cons: No one uses this as a massager.

Other Thoughts: It sits in our closet... She never uses it even for her alone time.

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This is a Vibrator

Pros: I had no idea when buying this for my wife. I actually wanted to get her a massager because she always has sore necks.

Until i learned what most people buy this for... She unwrapped it in front of her family on her birthday.

Cons: No one uses this as a massager.

Other Thoughts: It sits in our closet... She never uses it even for her alone time.

 

OMG

I AM GONE TOO FUNNY xD

SHAMEFUL DISPRAY

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Hot damn, this is going on my Christmas wishlist!  :lol:

lol.

 

They're for your face

 

-snip-

 

Probably the most discrete sex toy, no child is going to know what it is, so I can understand them selling.

Agreed. I still remember the time when I was a kid. My friends and I found the Silver Bullet in a buddies house.

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*caugh caugh* 

moving on. 

 

*creates a different newegg accoutn for no apparent reason* 

 

 

i said moving on. 

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.....what a pedophile 

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AND IT'S RIGHT ON THE HOMEPAGE LOL

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well it is father's day on Sunday

 

Uh, doesn't seem right to sell this on Father's day. :lol:

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clearly you are a virgin

 

No clearly this is getting in the way of the father. *hint hint ;)

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stick this logo on your forehead

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Oh.  :rolleyes:

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