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[humor] Shocking new Witcher 3 screenshot found! It is WORST than you thought!

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(Please remember the tag of humor here, not meant to be serious)

 

I've just obtained an exclusive screenshot of the Witcher 3 for PC being run on 3 Titans at 4k uber details and gameworks enabled and apparently CDPR hates money and success and is intentionally going to damage their reputation with their core market the PC gamers! OMG how much did Sony paid to have the PC version destroyed?

 

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PC max everything

 

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I am definitely going to break down emotionally over this! GRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *punches through monitor*

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omg, ur probably a troll or a n00b. u cant see fps in screenshots and pc always has 169fps.

even on low end 300 euro PC's because console suck xDDD

 

EDIT: the grammar in your post and mine too is killing me..

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The bottom one looks more cinematic

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bottom pic 9001/10, very sexy, imagine the sex scenes at that quality, you would jizz in an instant.

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omg, ur probably a troll or a n00b. u cant see fps in screenshots and pc always has 420fps.

even on low end 300 euro PC's because console suck xDDD

 

EDIT: the grammar in your post and mine too is killing me..

 Fixed it for you

 

Also, totally prefer the PC version, it's got that retro indie vibe to it, in a totally non-hipsterish way.

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 Fixed it for you

 

Also, totally prefer the PC version, it's got that retro indie vibe to it, in a totally non-hipsterish way.

i prefer it becuz it looks like my last crack cocaine trip :) :) :) :) 

/jk

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@Misanthrope : You need 3D glasses or VR headset for Pc on max everything ... 

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uh, its the same picture, one is just edited to hell..

I don't see the humor in it though, what am i missing?

 

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uh, its the same picture, one is just edited to hell..

I don't see the humor in it though, what am i missing?

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Your sense of humour ... You can order it on Steam for $69,69 with DLC for Internet sarcasm / joke / bait / troll protection for just a cheap $420 ... All members of your family can use this to be safe and have fun while distracting yourself on the Internet ...

Yeah ok i had a feeling this was the case, Dry Humor right? explains why i didn't find it funny.

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Yeah ok i had a feeling this was the case, Dry Humor right? explains why i didn't find it funny.

It's not that dry ... Then what is dry humour if it's based on perspective , opinion ? WE all have these standards of what humour ... Enough of that ... 

 

Sometimes you have to make the thread worth the comment by making it funny ... 

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It's not that dry ... Then what is dry humour if it's based on perspective , opinion ? WE all have these standards of what humour ... Enough of that ... 

 

Sometimes you have to make the thread worth the comment by making it funny ... 

yeah sure, you guys have fun. 

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