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I was looking under the comments for the latest wan show, I found this comment and made me laugh, just wondering if you've got any other funny comments. 

"I'm 14 and would feel super unconfutable be in a shelf driving car" 

(decided to remove the guys google+ name) 

Found these online: 800794635437416765115358.jpg

 

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Now if I posted this people would be like "Your shitposting you suck dude stop making fun of people"

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I find it weird that kids feel the need to announce their age before getting to the point of their comment.

I looked him up and he's Swedish, so I guess I can let him off. 

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hahahaha

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I am 15 and i dissagree with you!

Hii 55

me toooo

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i feel bad for laughing

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Random one which popped into mind.

 

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i feel bad for laughing

Who the hell gave it a "racist warning"!? It's not at all racist.

 

If anything wouldn't it be handicap bullying?

 

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I find it weird that kids feel the need to announce their age before getting to the point of their comment.

 

 

I am 15 and i dissagree with you!

 

 

hmm...maybe that's the sign of the times...so, everbody needs a courtly introduction now...

 

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Who the hell gave it a "racist warning"!? It's not at all racist.

 

If anything wouldn't it be handicap bullying?

they called everybody in africa a person with down syndrome

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they called everybody in africa a person with down syndrome

So? There's a ton of white (South) africans? 

 

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Coders are seen as pedantic persons with absolutely no common sense. This coder was told definitely to buy butter. He was then told that if they have eggs, buy a dozen. The stupid coder thought "the condition IF THEY HAVE EGGS has been met, so I must follow the next instruction, which is buy a dozen. Only an idiot would think that buy a dozen referred to butter. This is because eggs come in dozens, and are a normal purchase, and nobody would buy 12 packs of butter....

 

Just CTRL-F on the page and search for eggs to find the original posts.

 

I love this joke and it has stuck with me fore years, it's a real good EGG breaker.

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they called everybody in africa a person with down syndrome

 

No they didn't. They said being the "richest country of Africa" is like being "the smartest kid in a class of children with down syndrome". Where did they ever say that everyone in Africa has down syndrom? 

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Console Peasants getting angry after you telling htem how pc gaming is better!

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No they didn't. They said being the "richest country of Africa" is like being "the smartest kid in a class of children with down syndrome". Where did they ever say that everyone in Africa has down syndrom? 

its implied

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its implied

It's not. You interpreted it wrong.

 

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its implied

 

No it's not! Not everything that talks about someone who has a different color is racism.

What the poster said was "Being the richest country in Africa is nothing compared to other countries", and he compared it with someone who has Downsyndrom. No matter how intelligent that kid with Downsyndrome is, he's nowhere as intelligent as an average human.

It is said, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that through learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God. Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best! 

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