My Ubisoft Song!

[werto165]

The song from snow white(with a few alterations): 

 

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

 

It's off to work we go

 

We keep on digging all day until the consumers pay

 

we make games that you can't play for days 

 

Well, we dig we dig we dig we dig

 

Well, we dig in our company the whole day through

 

Dig dig dig, that is what we like to do

 

And it ain't no trick to get rich quick

 

If you dig dig dig, with a shovel and a PR DICK

 

Dig dig dig, the whole day through

 

Got to dig dig dig, it's what we like to do

 

Where a million games run like poo

 

We got to dig dig dig, from the morning till the night

 

Dig dig dig up everything in sight

 

We got to dig dig dig,

 

Dig up games by the score

 

A thousand 0/10's, sometimes more

 

24FPS is our vision, if you don't like it get  out of our business

 

But we don't know what we are digging for, yeah Ubisoft

 

 

Turns out disney saw ubisofts future and decided to  make a song about it. 

[79wjd]

Heres mine:

[Johannes_Lazor]

You are only jumping on the train now, This is almost on the edge of "like fishing" according to me.
There is Literally Nothing gained by you posting this exept that you got to jump on the train.

[vigorstick]

Ubisoft: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OUR GAMES ARE SO CINEMATIC!"

[Johannes_Lazor]

Heres mine:

"Meanwhile at Ubisoft HQ"

[Ubisoft]

Can I have a Itune download link please ?

[werto165]

Can I have a Itune download link please ?

I can't upload it, im digging down too much. 

[Ubisoft]

I can't upload it, im digging down too much. 

speak for yourself

[werto165]

You are only jumping on the train now, This is almost on the edge of "like fishing" according to me.

There is Literally Nothing gained by you posting this exept that you got to jump on the train.

talk about a hypocrite... 

[Rayhaan Jiwani]

SNIP

24 FPS is our vision? This song is so true and funny. lel Even though I bought Watch_Dogs a week ago (from G2A for less than $4.8)

[werto165]

24 FPS is our vision? This song is so true and funny. lel Even though I bought Watch_Dogs a week ago (from G2A for less than $4.8)

I like their games it's just that the run like crap when they first release, I mean I loved far cry 3,4 and AC black flag, but the other assassins creed games just seem to be the same old recycled game with a few improvements, try and milk your fan base too much and they'll stop caring eventually. I haven't actually played watch dogs, like you I will probably pick up watch dogs at some point  off g2a, but I'm too hooked on witcher 3 atm to play anything else...

[Gammett]

I recently 100% AC4 and there are so many "This feature could be way better moments".