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Coders are seen as pedantic persons with absolutely no common sense. This coder was told definitely to buy butter. He was then told that if they have eggs, buy a dozen. The stupid coder thought "the condition IF THEY HAVE EGGS has been met, so I must follow the next instruction, which is buy a dozen. Only an idiot would think that buy a dozen referred to butter. This is because eggs come in dozens, and are a normal purchase, and nobody would buy 12 packs of butter....

 

Just CTRL-F on the page and search for eggs to find the original posts.

 

I love this joke and it has stuck with me fore years, it's a real good EGG breaker.

he is one terrible coder :P only a noob would pass conditions on the the next function  well i would if they are rellivant :D

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Now if I posted this people would be like "Your shitposting you suck dude stop making fun of people"

Well you haven't exactly built up a great reputation.

 

 

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Well you haven't exactly built up a great reputation.

The point is why is it ok for someone else to do it?

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I have you all beat.

 

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its implied

No it is not... You didn't get it

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The point is why is it ok for someone else to do it?

Because people will be more tolerant of things you do if their disposition towards you is higher and like I said in my previous post you haven't built up a great reputation on this forum.

 

 

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Because people will be more tolerant of things you do if their disposition towards you is higher and like I said in my previous post you haven't built up a great reputation on this forum.

DONT FEED THE TROLL. Just put him on ignore, and hope he quietly disappears from the forum for eternity.

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GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

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Because people will be more tolerant of things you do if their disposition towards you is higher and like I said in my previous post you haven't built up a great reputation on this forum.

We don't talk to Cokeman here. You probably didn't get the memo :P

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I have you all beat.

 

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tell his 290 to out preform my 780ti oh wait xD

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On LevelCap gamings Orgin PC unboxing there was I guy thats like. This guys an Idiot you need an AMD PC to get the best results. I get better FPS on a FX 8350 and R9 270X because mantles triples your FPS. And LevelCap has an i7 4770K 2 way gtx 780s 16gb of ram and raid 0 840 pros.

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