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10/10 Sexy as Hell Wife/Husband VS 100k Nerd Cave

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The wife/Husband is the girl of your dreams 10/10 and is sexy as hell, unless you have some kind of weird dream girl.

100k budget on Nerd Cave and it has to go to the nerd cave so technology related stuff only so. Desk, Chair, Computer, Monitor and any other accessory.

 

You can't sell any of the stuff, EVER.

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Fuck PCs, I'll take the chick. Might be the only chance I get. xD

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I don't really like people.

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The nerd inside me has to go with the cave...

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I don't really like people.

I'm the same fuck people I'll make a sick nerd cave

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Fuck PCs, I'll take the chick. Might be the only chance I get. xD

IKR? These people are crazy :D

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I voted 20k. The nerd cave shall be my home I would have the most balling PC for gaming and loud loud music! Another part all sound proofed for producing

 

and because the missus is the girl of my dreams.

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Fuck PCs, I'll take the chick. Might be the only chance I get. xD

She might leave you and take your technology lol, then you wont have a wife or a computer. Or you could make a sick nerd cave impress a girl then marry her

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I kinda like cute girls more than models. Plus I need to do some upgrades to my room. So....¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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the woman duh

 

(I already have a nerd cave)

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How is that even a question? Girl FTW.

 

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I kinda like cute girls more than models. Plus I need to do some upgrades to my room. So....¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's a 100 grand lol you can have 3 80 inch tvs as monitors

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IKR? These people are crazy :D

You already have most of the nerd cave parts. :P

 

She might leave you and take your technology lol, then you wont have a wife or a computer. Or you could make a sick nerd cave impress a girl then marry her

I'll tie her to the bed so she can't go anywhere.

 

Ew, not like that you sick fucking perverts.

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It's a 100 grand lol you can have 3 80 inch tvs as monitors

I'm saying i'm taking the cave. I don't want a model. 

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il go with a cave, il fu*k a plastic bottle

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I vote woman, because I can just earn the money for a man cave and spend more than £100,000 on it.

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I vote woman, because I can just earn the money for a man cave and spend more than £100,000 on it.

Or you can build a beast nerd cave and buy a wife :P and buy her for less

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You already have most of the nerd cave parts. :P

 

I'll tie her to the bed so she can't go anywhere.

 

Ew, not like that you sick fucking perverts.

these people are crazy. girl all the way.

 

 

and some girls are into that. not that i would know  :ph34r:

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The nerd cave. Hands down

 

It's not that hard to get a girl

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You already have most of the nerd cave parts. :P

Though I guess you could go for the 100k mancave, sell half of it and use the money to buy a wife from a third world country or something.

 

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The nerd cave. Hands down

 

It's not that hard to get a girl

Well that's probably the smartest response yet lol

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Or you can build a beast nerd cave and buy a wife :P and buy her for less

Sick fuck :P

No, I will not buy a woman, I am a man of morals, not a perverted ruffian.

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Sick fuck :P

No, I will not buy a woman, I am a man of morals, not a perverted ruffian.

Don't have to be a pervert just buy jewelry and stuff for her. She can be a gold digger and you can be her pimp or something like that lol

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