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Rock Simulator Reaches #9 on steam greenlight

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The game appears to be a rock sitting in various scenery. But it'll be FTP so I'd imagine it will be downloaded for laughs.

 

Origional article: http://hexus.net/gaming/news/pc/71537-rock-simulator-2014-jumps-no9-steam-greenlight/

Steam page: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=274135797

 

Suffice to say that this game will rock!

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and that is why Greenlight sucks, so many bad games being added to steam.

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I hope they release fossil DLC that would make me lose my shit

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This game is stupid. At least Goat Simulator looked kinda fun.

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and that is why Greenlight sucks, so many bad games being added to steam.

no one is making you buy them and they are put on steam by the community, so dont hate steam hate the people who voted the game on

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Doesn't mean Steam should add tonnes of pure low quality shit like this. There's enough of that on Steam already.

thats an opinion, one person might absolutely love a game and the other might think its complete shit.... 

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does anyone realize this is an attempt at irony, simply a joke? (like goat simulator was meant to be)

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Voted down. I get sick of people trying to be ironically funny. Steam reviews section is crap for this reason. Top rated reviews are always stupid unfunny jokes with hundreds of thumbs ups.

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Voted down. I get sick of people trying to be ironically funny. Steam reviews section is crap for this reason. Top rated reviews are always stupid unfunny jokes with hundreds of thumbs ups.

That is why I watch only negative reviews. They usually explosion everything about game and then it is up to me to decide. I bough several games on SSS just because of these review.
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Voted down. I get sick of people trying to be ironically funny. Steam reviews section is crap for this reason. Top rated reviews are always stupid unfunny jokes with hundreds of thumbs ups.

 

Aye, if this was a true attempt at humor I could code that rock simulator easily and for free, here's the alpha

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What's deliciously ironic is on the PC gamer side of things, we hear PC Master Race while bashing consoles. When in reality, even though the hardware is underpowered and they can't hit the target of 1080p 60fps, at least the devs are trying to push what is there. Gems like this and 'retro' indie games pandering to older gamers is bad.

 

Please let there be a Rock n Roll DLC..that would be glorious

 

 

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no one is making you buy them and they are put on steam by the community, so dont hate steam hate the people who voted the game on

 

I know no one is making me buy them, but the steam store has too many shit games, I am not going to spend my time going through them to find a game I might like.

 

Greenlight sounded like a good idea, but in reality it sucks.

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What a waste of a game.

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Normally I'd ignore completely these type of games... but that's just crossing the line of stupidity.

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thats the point.its stupid for being stupid

allso free to play

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What.

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What GPU should I upgrade to for this game if I were to play at 4K?

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What GPU should I upgrade to for this game if I were to play at 4K?

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thats the point.its stupid for being stupid

allso free to play

So they waste so much development and time to put it on greenlight for a laugh? I got a chuckle, but is a chuckle really worth 50 hours of their time?? Cause if it is I feel sorry for them

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I know no one is making me buy them, but the steam store has too many shit games, I am not going to spend my time going through them to find a game I might like.

 

Greenlight sounded like a good idea, but in reality it sucks.

who goes through entire steam game lists? O.o just go by metascore or filter out early access games

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who goes through entire steam game lists? O.o just go by metascore or filter out early access games

dumbfucks who are trying to defend their shit that steam has many shitty games. HAHAHAHA.

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I know no one is making me buy them, but the steam store has too many shit games, I am not going to spend my time going through them to find a game I might like.

 

Greenlight sounded like a good idea, but in reality it sucks.

 

Steam should not only sell "good games" it should sell ALL games.

 

Your opinion and the rating of the game should not prevent it being in the store, 

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