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They say you need to send Doge Coin but you can just download the file? O.o Also it's a pretty pointless game...

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what ........ what is this

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what ........ what is this

You are a glorious galloping horse that has been cheated by the gods. With a thirst for vengeance, you must roll the most destructive device known in the universe to the gods' doorstep. A ball.

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So Notch has been making Horse Simulator 2014, spiritual successor to Goat Simulator, with all the money he got from Minecraft...

 

I can't think of a worthier cause.

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You know i can make something like that in Unity in about a week and i wouldnt get a single cent for it? sigh Notch.

 

Thats why i stopped taking this world serious,wasted effort from low beings like me...

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I've seen this on Reddit. Sending Dogecoin is more like sending a tip. So yeah, people are tipping him, not paying him.

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this is the game @Snickerzz has been waiting all of his life, hehehehe :P

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What on earth is this...


 

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What on earth is this...

A joke somewhat from a bored guy worth in excess of 100mUSD

He said this on twitter 

 

 

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Notch had one good idea imo. The rest of his games and whatnot are very, very mediocre.

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this is the game @Snickerzz has been waiting all of his life, hehehehe :P

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i personally sent 100 doge coin lawl

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Okay come here all of you .. 

 

 

Notch had one good idea imo. The rest of his games and whatnot are very, very mediocre.

 

One good idea?   That guys has so much skill when it gets to creating a game from scratch , its Lovely to look at it , when he is streaming.

Also..  The Cliffhorse is just a joke in case your head just could not handle that fact.

 

 

You know i can make something like that in Unity in about a week and i wouldnt get a single cent for it? sigh Notch.

 

Thats why i stopped taking this world serious,wasted effort from low beings like me...

Please , grow up.  Of course it is using the basic unity's terrain generator and the model of horse with 3rd person controller/movement script. 

 

Notch is actually real magician when it comes to coding, just check is streams, or twitter.  Its mesmerizing to see him code from scratch the ol' great Doom 2 like games.

Also, You seriously didn't get that its a joke ? 

 

 

They say you need to send Doge Coin but you can just download the file? O.o Also it's a pretty pointless game...

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Either this is a joke, or its a genuine game that Notch expects people to pay for.  

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I actually downloaded it. How does someone create this in 2 hours? Modelling the horse in 3D would take a whole day in itself.

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Yeah... and I didn't know that a horse could climb vertical hillslopes...

IKR? It doesn't even slow down as it climbs the hill.

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Yeah... and I didn't know that a horse could climb vertical hillslopes...

But it isn't a regular horse, It's a Cliffhorse.  :P

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So all you do within the game is...horse around

That pun was 100% intended.

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I actually downloaded it. How does someone create this in 2 hours? Modelling the horse in 3D would take a whole day in itself.

Because he propably used Unity engine (wihch he is playing around with few months already).  Which has built in terrain generator.

The models are quite easy to make when you have modelers, graphic designers e.t.c. near you in office.

 

Or you can just buy a horse from Unity's Asset Store https://www.assetstore.unity3d.com/en/#!/content/503

 

So its no problem to do similar game in under 30 minutes.  And deploy it on any device since with unity you can build onto Linux, iOS, OSX, Android, Windows, Xbox., Vita, and idk what else.

 

 

Either this is a joke, or its a genuine game that Notch expects people to pay for.

Really? Really?  Its just a joke which may represent the (un)popular bussiness model where you pay for game which is in early access and then maybe you are ragin' when they quit with the game development.

Basically he is pointing out, that you should not buy everything which is in alpha access because it can be something crated in one hour only with vision to screw the buyers.

 

But noone gets the inner Idea of this.  Like seriously guys.  Just .. brain.. use it. please. ..At least today..

 

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You know i can make something like that in Unity in about a week and i wouldnt get a single cent for it? sigh Notch.

 

Thats why i stopped taking this world serious,wasted effort from low beings like me...

 

It's obviously a joke.

 

E: I am getting a cyan window when I open the game and it is stuck there. =( 

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I will be downloading this. Can you guys grab a screenshot of it? I want to see what it looks like before I start to play it.

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Because he propably used Unity engine (wihch he is playing around with few months already).  Which has built in terrain generator.

The models are quite easy to make when you have modelers, graphic designers e.t.c. near you in office.

 

Or you can just buy a horse from Unity's Asset Store https://www.assetstore.unity3d.com/en/#!/content/503

 

So its no problem to do similar game in under 30 minutes.  And deploy it on any device since with unity you can build onto Linux, iOS, OSX, Android, Windows, Xbox., Vita, and idk what else.

 

 

Really? Really?  Its just a joke which may represent the (un)popular bussiness model where you pay for game which is in early access and then maybe you are ragin' when they quit with the game development.

Basically he is pointing out, that you should not buy everything which is in alpha access because it can be something crated in one hour only with vision to screw the buyers.

 

But noone gets the inner Idea of this.  Like seriously guys.  Just .. brain.. use it. please. ..At least today..

 

 :( you hurt my feelings.  Thanks for the info though. 

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