Are you a good liar?

[Mooshi]

I suck at mouth words at times in normal conversation and kinda trip over them if I'm not focusing. So lying and getting away with it...actually, I'm good at lying more than normal conversation, that's weird I know.

[cluelessgenius]

i always try to cover it with sarcasm and it works 10/10 for me.

 

for example:

 

she: *name* i found.......are you cheatin?

me: yes honey, every tuesday im driving to a motel after work and f@ck bitches -.-

 

*roll with eyes and look at them like: god damn u foolish, then make up some quick excuse why she found what she found and it sounds believable

 

ohh and so you know: no im not cheating that was an example

[JLCitadel]

[/etarulf]

If you tell yourself the lie you are about to tell is the truth it'll never sound like a lie.

I have an interst in acting so im pretty good at fooling people.

it's very easy for me to tell a lie and have people believe it.

I don't like lying though.. Im usually honest 

You did a good job telling Lysa you love her.

[techswede]

You did a good job telling Lysa you love her.

She slipped... *cough*

[Ruostunut kokis]

I lie a lot. Even when I shouldn't. Even if I don't want to lie, I do lie. It's in my nature.

 

I look no-one into the eyes (it makes me speechless, no matter what), I twitch a lot in conversations etc. (due to my antisocialism), and even when I'm honest, others think I make same expressions as if I was lying, and thus people can't tell whether I'm lying or not. So that leads to no-one almost never questioning my words. Or in some cases, other's questioning every word of mine. That's my I tell others to never trust me.

 

I lie even about smallest and insignificant things, dunno why that is, but I just lie like it's my dayjob. I also lie by accident...

 

I appreciate honesty more than lying, but I understand lying for the greater good. Most of my lies are for everyone else's good, not to benefit myself (well... Even some of them making my situation worse).

 

 

 

For the record, even this post contains lies. Can you tell whether I'm completely honest or not? Even this line of words can be a lie.

 

Disclaimer: Most of this post's words are me being honest, but there's small lies, even the insignificant ones can be lies. That's my way of lying: small things that can't be cared less can easily be non-detectable lies.

[Toggle]

In no way.

[theloveablemoose]

I lie a lot namely to keep people happy id say im pretty good at it i mean lying is like 95% of what i do.

[ericlee30]

Nope, everyone calls me "The honest Joe"

[AllstaRawR]

Far better than anyone should be. Oh, the curse of those that score way too high on their PCL-R. 

 

Edit: Plus I'm a chemical engineer. What's life without a few "guaranteed accurate" mixtures? 

[Tech_Dreamer]

[MetalicMassacre]

I am a very good liar and I'm sad to say I lie almost every day a lot. When just talking to my friends most of the time they can tell but if its somthing I dont want anyone to know they usually can figure it out