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well what do you do for work?

 

my official work title is "Game specialist", i basicly do everything and anything relating to computer games including:

  • Game programming
  • Game design
  • Game development
  • 3d modeling
  • Animation (2D and 3D)
  • Concept art
  • Storyboarding
  • Story telling
  • Testing
  • Desktop building
  • Desktop modding
  • Gaming hardware
  • and anything related to computer games basicly

 

I am currently studying and i am jealous of everything you do. My dream job is your job.

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Ha Linus trolling on his own forum, gets self baned xD.

Currently I'm unemployed, just doing some computer suggestions for friends, and family and some other people on the forums. Also build PC's sometimes. Most of the times fixing them.

Currently I'm also a driver, driving people around with my car, only because I enjoy driving on these mountain roads around my country.

 

As an official work I was an Customer Support agent on phones with IT stuff talking with people from US of A, for a IPS and mail company but some other IT stuff too. And I was at a college where I learned Electrical Engineering and Computer Science. :)

Nice job you have there miss Pixxie_Payne.

CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 5900X 12; GPU: GeForce RTX 3080 Gigabyte Vision OC V2 10GB; PSU: EVGA 750W 80+ Gold Certified; RAM: 4x32GB (w/RGB xd); SSD: 1xM.2 Samsung 980 Pro 1TB, 1xM.2 Samsung 970 Pro 1TB, 1xWD 6TB HDD; OS: 10; Monitor: 2xAorus IPS 27" (2560x1400); Keyboard: Corsair K95; Mouse: Mionix Naos 7000 w/ Steelseries QcK mousepad.

Laptop - HP Omen 15" w/5800U, GPU 3070, 1TB M.2 WD Black, 16GB RAM.

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Remote Real Estate Appraisals on American Soil

 

sometimes contractor and sometimes 3D Modeler

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I'm a professional window licker omnomnom

 

Do you know any Lint Lickers in your profession?

 

I throw rocks.

 

Be grateful, as I painstakenly randomly disperse rocks to provide for you!

I roll with sigs off so I have no idea what you're advertising.

 

This is NOT the signature you are looking for.

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Day job: Student

Night Job: Internet

Approximate Sleep Per Week < 10 Hours

Approximate Mountain Dew Consumption per week > 10 Liters

 

In my free time I teach apes that the USB does not go into the monitor and that buying a monitor is not the same as buying an iMac -.-

Cacti, not cactuses. 

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Day job: Student

Night Job: Internet

Approximate Sleep Per Week < 10 Hours

Approximate Mountain Dew Consumption per week > 10 Liters

 

In my free time I teach apes that the USB does not go into the monitor and that buying a monitor is not the same as buying an iMac -.-

 

And you're a ninjaewok, how do you find the time to fit the training in:)

DESKTOP - Motherboard - Gigabyte GA-Z77X-D3H Processor - Intel Core i5-2500K @ Stock 1.135v Cooling - Cooler Master Hyper TX3 RAM - Kingston Hyper-X Fury White 4x4GB DDR3-1866 Graphics Card - MSI GeForce GTX 780 Lightning PSU - Seasonic M12II EVO Edition 850w  HDD -  WD Caviar  Blue 500GB (Boot Drive)  /  WD Scorpio Black 750GB (Games Storage) / WD Green 2TB (Main Storage) Case - Cooler Master 335U Elite OS - Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate

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And you're a ninjaewok, how do you find the time to fit the training in:)

 

My training is the internet and day dreaming in lectures. 

Cacti, not cactuses. 

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cool, must be hard work:P

DESKTOP - Motherboard - Gigabyte GA-Z77X-D3H Processor - Intel Core i5-2500K @ Stock 1.135v Cooling - Cooler Master Hyper TX3 RAM - Kingston Hyper-X Fury White 4x4GB DDR3-1866 Graphics Card - MSI GeForce GTX 780 Lightning PSU - Seasonic M12II EVO Edition 850w  HDD -  WD Caviar  Blue 500GB (Boot Drive)  /  WD Scorpio Black 750GB (Games Storage) / WD Green 2TB (Main Storage) Case - Cooler Master 335U Elite OS - Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate

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I'm just about to start doing Computer Science at university and I work at a snowboard rental store in the meantime, Will be needing a new job in the city once I move for uni but! :)

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I'm a van driver.

always trust the man in the big white van

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I'm a professional overclocker. I once overclocked from stock 3.5 Ghz to 800 Mhz!!! It was so beast it calculated the meaning of life in 1337 seconds.

 

Overclocked from 3.5GHz to 800MHz?

 

Wouldn't that be underclocking?

DESKTOP - Motherboard - Gigabyte GA-Z77X-D3H Processor - Intel Core i5-2500K @ Stock 1.135v Cooling - Cooler Master Hyper TX3 RAM - Kingston Hyper-X Fury White 4x4GB DDR3-1866 Graphics Card - MSI GeForce GTX 780 Lightning PSU - Seasonic M12II EVO Edition 850w  HDD -  WD Caviar  Blue 500GB (Boot Drive)  /  WD Scorpio Black 750GB (Games Storage) / WD Green 2TB (Main Storage) Case - Cooler Master 335U Elite OS - Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate

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It was a troll post...

 

Ahh makes sense *hangs head in embarrassment*

DESKTOP - Motherboard - Gigabyte GA-Z77X-D3H Processor - Intel Core i5-2500K @ Stock 1.135v Cooling - Cooler Master Hyper TX3 RAM - Kingston Hyper-X Fury White 4x4GB DDR3-1866 Graphics Card - MSI GeForce GTX 780 Lightning PSU - Seasonic M12II EVO Edition 850w  HDD -  WD Caviar  Blue 500GB (Boot Drive)  /  WD Scorpio Black 750GB (Games Storage) / WD Green 2TB (Main Storage) Case - Cooler Master 335U Elite OS - Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate

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I am an official banker at the bank of mum and dad. We are currently in recession they keep leading me money but I never pay it back :-|

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I do Animation, and Video editing

[THE TITAN]


CASE: Corsair C70 (BLACK+RED Leds) | CPU:  i7 3930k | CPU COOLER: Corsair H100i | MOTHERBOARD: ASUS Rampage IV Formula | RAM: Corsair Vengeance 16GB | SSD: SAMSUNG 840PRO (512GB) | 


HDD: Western Digital Black (2TB)+(2TB) | GPU: GTX TITAN X2 IN SLI | PSU: Corsair AX1200i | SOUND CARD: Xonar Phoebus | MONITORS: ASUS PB278Q X3 IN NVIDIA Surround |

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Also i am doing research into the effects of caffeine on the human body - my body

In short i try and have more caffeine than blood and mix that with married life and see what happens

so far the results are inconclusive, 

[THE TITAN]


CASE: Corsair C70 (BLACK+RED Leds) | CPU:  i7 3930k | CPU COOLER: Corsair H100i | MOTHERBOARD: ASUS Rampage IV Formula | RAM: Corsair Vengeance 16GB | SSD: SAMSUNG 840PRO (512GB) | 


HDD: Western Digital Black (2TB)+(2TB) | GPU: GTX TITAN X2 IN SLI | PSU: Corsair AX1200i | SOUND CARD: Xonar Phoebus | MONITORS: ASUS PB278Q X3 IN NVIDIA Surround |

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I actually collect rocks. Really. An rocks and minerals are different thing. Studying geology.

 

But you guys can call me my real name.

 

GOD

^^^^ That's my post ^^^^
<-- This is me --- That's your scrollbar -->
vvvv Who's there? vvvv

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Im a youtuber. Well at least i wish i was. It would be so cool to look at your channel and be all like hey 30k subscribers not bad.

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Oooh.... Crap... *self-bans for 24 hours*

I love how linus actually is active on here. HE ACTUALLY RESPONDS AND ITS FUCKING AWSOME! most people would be like oh they talked about me how childish

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i spend all of my money on random items that are useless

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i spend all of my money on random items that are useless

 

Don't we all but its fun:)

DESKTOP - Motherboard - Gigabyte GA-Z77X-D3H Processor - Intel Core i5-2500K @ Stock 1.135v Cooling - Cooler Master Hyper TX3 RAM - Kingston Hyper-X Fury White 4x4GB DDR3-1866 Graphics Card - MSI GeForce GTX 780 Lightning PSU - Seasonic M12II EVO Edition 850w  HDD -  WD Caviar  Blue 500GB (Boot Drive)  /  WD Scorpio Black 750GB (Games Storage) / WD Green 2TB (Main Storage) Case - Cooler Master 335U Elite OS - Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate

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