What do you do for a living? (trollable)

[threee6]

i used to test products i was offered in my spam email, unfortunately due to a mix up in penis enlargement pills i am no longer able to walk to my front door to collect the post. 

[Kerplex]

Well i have a laptop in my car with lights and sirens :)

[Jay123]

I'm a professional procrastibator

[swordlord357]

I do a YouTube channel (Which I do not want to mention on this forum as I want them to be two separate entities.) which gives me about £250K per year (not counting tax etc) I also have a small job fixing and building PC's which gets me around £50K per year (again, not counting tax) 

[mozoa]

I do a YouTube channel (Which I do not want to mention on this forum as I want them to be two separate entities.) which gives me about £250K per year (not counting tax etc) I also have a small job fixing and building PC's which gets me around £50K per year (again, not counting tax) 

250K? haha. don't stop believing.

[T345]

I sit and press F5 until a new Linus video comes out. Then I post first.

 

 

 

XD

[Raboo]

i watch linus tech tips

[swordlord357]

250K? haha. don't stop believing.

 

Genuinely. Around a year. I think this is also counting Christmas money, birthday money, tenners on the street. But I only have around £75K by the end of the year (I impulse buy and shit and tax and bills and stuff). So I often gotta cut down on Coco Pops

[deltamagna]

I'm a professional procrastinator and also a uni student.

[tovleander]

I update java, and try to log in to EA servers. It's a full time job.

[MathijsZ77]

At the moment I'm the HR manager which basicly means I'm the one who fires people. 

I could learn from Linus.

[MathijsZ77]

Overclocked from 3.5GHz to 800MHz?

 

Wouldn't that be underclocking?

Definitely not, 3,5 is much lower then 800 man. 

[unidentical]

I build strongholds for foreign diplomats. 

 

I've got a special on box forts right now, next month I'll be pushing my new pillow fort line.

[brat137]

University Student, so realistically I sit on my computer finding anything I can to prevent me from revising for the constantly upcoming exams.

[mjKneafsey]

I am a Uni student. Naturally this means I do a lot of sleeping and eating and not much working.

[FireFox]

Definitely not, 3,5 is much lower then 800 man. 

 

Ahh I didn't see the comma lol

[Lutkeveld]

I'm 15 and currently setting up a website for a little company. Used to wash dishes at a restaurant, but that is just boring and mindkilling.

[Chivpcgamer]

I break pieces of onion down and sit on flower beds waiting for a pair of exploding gazzells to lick my face.

[abby]

I spam people for a living. 

[TheMail]

Nothing....

 

The feels when you're a basement dweller with no job...

[Deus Ragno]

Proffesional turd burgler.

[AustinTheIntern]

I lick shoes cause I'm too poor to own a towel and clean them for other people

[Aunik]

I try to underclock everything as much as I can 

[FireFox]

I'm a professional procrastinator and also a uni student.

 

Gallifrey, you wouldn't happen to watch a program called The Sky At Night would you?

 

Also my other profession is trolling the trolls, someone has to

[A/C]

Semi-professional fly catcher, and a professional fly fisher. I fish flies for a living. But my favorite hobby is competitive minesweeper.