what kind of nut is your favorite nut

[redbread123]

3 hours ago, PCGuy_5960 said:

Did the trees speak in 'nam?

no they just spoke english maybe i was high

[redbread123]

FUCK i just realized alot of these aren't nuts well idc they look and taste like nuts so they are

[Letgomyleghoe]

10 hours ago, Founders said:

Do you eat the gum wrapper too?

yes gives me a sense of pride, 0 waste, i eat the package too!

[Bombastinator]

On 1/7/2020 at 2:15 PM, spartaman64 said:

i like acorns

They taste terrible though. They can be ground and soaked to remove the terrible taste and then drained and dried to make a rather bland nut flour.

[Samfisher]

The damn macadamias got me by the nuts

 

  

4 hours ago, scuff gang said:

yes gives me a sense of pride, 0 waste, i eat the package too!

What about the receipt of purchase?

[Letgomyleghoe]

8 hours ago, Samfisher said:

The damn macadamias got me by the nuts

 

  

What about the receipt of purchase?

I use that as toilet paper, I save the toilet paper and then I eat it, get some energy back from my waste

[redbread123]

6 minutes ago, scuff gang said:

I use that as toilet paper, I save the toilet paper and then I eat it, get some energy back from my waste

i eat the toilet

[Letgomyleghoe]

4 minutes ago, redbread123 said:

i eat the toilet

No need for that! 

I let the rats in my house use it as a play thing! 

Brings me so much joy

[redbread123]

i think pine nuts are really under rated, they taste fine in small batches don't eat them by the handfuls like me though.

[Bombastinator]

52 minutes ago, redbread123 said:

i think pine nuts are really under rated, they taste fine in small batches don't eat them by the handfuls like me though.

Biggest problem with pine nuts I know of is they generally only come from Italy and they’re wildly expensive 

[Boyohan]

Almonds

[MrFixitBlankFace]

Peanuts.

 

Preferably salted.

[Bombastinator]

17 minutes ago, MrFixitBlankFace said:

Peanuts.

 

Preferably salted.

I'm more of a dryroast fan with peanuts myself.  They’re technically beans but someone already brought up cornuts so why not?

[atxcyclist]

Peanut butter is great, and pistachio ice cream is excellent, but if I'm going to eat them by themselves it has to be cashews.

[redbread123]

7 hours ago, atxcyclist said:

Peanut butter is great, and pistachio ice cream is excellent, but if I'm going to eat them by themselves it has to be cashews.

i've heard of almond butter but not pistachio cream, but with the taste of pistachios it would be weird with bread imo

[PhantomJaguarr]

On 1/9/2020 at 4:09 AM, Founders said:

Why not, what’s wrong with a hammer? You could also use a nutcracker.

7.99 usd for a nutcracker u w0t m8

[Bombastinator]

6 minutes ago, WhiteJaguar77 said:

7.99 usd for a nutcracker u w0t m8

Nut crackers generally have to be made for particular kinds of nuts. A hammer cures all ills. Some kinds of nuts actually require a hammer anyway.  Macadamias for one.  Very hard shell. There was some technological innovation in the 1960s involving a rotary screw system which meant macadamias could finally be shelled without a hammer.  Relied on the fact that the nuts are all very nearly exactly the same size.

[PhantomJaguarr]

3 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

But crackers generally have to be made for particular kinds of nuts. A hammer cures all ills. Some kinds of nuts actuall require a hammer anyway.  Macadamias for one.  Very hard shell. There was some technological innovation in the 1960s involving a rotary screw system which meant macadamias could finally be shelled without a hammer.  Relied on the fact that the nuts are all very nearly exactly the same size.

So what's a good one for pistachios. I don't trust myself with a hammer.

[Bombastinator]

13 minutes ago, WhiteJaguar77 said:

So what's a good one for pistachios. I don't trust myself with a hammer.

Pistachios are another iirc.  There’s a special tech that partially splits the hulls. It doesn’t always work though.  Hammer is the only way if there’s no crack in the shell.  Worse a hammer and a nail driven all the way through a board. You put the nut seam on the sharp nail end and then hit the nut with a hammer.  Kind of like a chisel, but backwards.  The hammer can be very small hat way.  One of those moon generic Christmas gifts was a wooden bowl of nuts with a nut hammer and nut hammer and a nut spike attached to the bowl

[handymanshandle]

Corn nut

Nacho cheese flavor

Also Cashews and Peanuts and Hazelnuts

[Guest]

I didn't see a selection for Left, so I couldn't vote.....

[Bombastinator]

2 minutes ago, ShrimpBrime said:

I didn't see a selection for Left, so I couldn't vote.....

You should get in touch with deez then

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

You should get in touch with deez then

Your favorite isn't listed either....

 

Chin nuts! 

[Bombastinator]

4 minutes ago, ShrimpBrime said:

Your favorite section isn't listed either....

 

Chin nuts! 

I’ve heard of chin music.  Out dated term.  Went looking for a pic of the ballsian from men in black2 but the internet failed me.

[redbread123]

3 hours ago, Bombastinator said:

Pistachios are another iirc.  There’s a special tech that partially splits the hulls. It doesn’t always work though.  Hammer is the only way if there’s no crack in the shell.  Worse a hammer and a nail driven all the way through a board. You put the nut seam on the sharp nail end and then hit the nut with a hammer.  Kind of like a chisel, but backwards.  The hammer can be very small hat way.  One of those moon generic Christmas gifts was a wooden bowl of nuts with a nut hammer and nut hammer and a nut spike attached to the bowl

your hands super easy lmao