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Granted but it's filled with bees.

 

I wish I had a fishing pole.

 

 

Granted, but that fishing pole came out of an elephant's ass.

 

I wish I was Zeus with all his powers.  

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Granted, but your powers only last 5 seconds before they need to be recharged.

 

I wish I had an 1gb fibre optic link to my house. 

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I wish Obama would resign

Mitt Romney elected president

there both quite terrible

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I wish EVERY corrupt government official would be thrown in the Rancor pit. 

Ron Paul elected president. 

Ron Paul is better, not perfect

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Granted, but your powers only last 5 seconds before they need to be recharged.

I wish I had an 1gb fibre optic link to my house.

Granted, but cost will be horrendous and it will be very unstable

I wish I had a Lamborghini Murcielago

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 I wish I had a Lamborghini Murcielago

Granted, but it has no engine or wheels

 

I wish for 3 more wishes

Nova doctrina terribilis sit perdere

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Granted, but it has no engine or wheels

 

I wish for 3 more wishes

 

granted, but those are wishes are limited to changing the shapes of cookies.

 

I wish that the fishing rod I wished for did not come out of an elephants ass.

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granted, but those are wishes are limited to changing the shapes of cookies.

 

I wish that the fishing rod I wished for did not come out of an elephants ass.

Wish granted, instead it will come out of your own ass. 

 

I wish that these people in my class would stfu.

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Granted but you all get assigned into groups to do an oral report on the subject of human speech and you fail because they can't speak then you end up in a cardboard box because : Reasons

 

I wish that I had a wish to be ruined

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Granted but you all get assigned into groups to do an oral report on the subject of human speech and you fail because they can't speak then you end up in a cardboard box because : Reasons

 

I wish that I had a wish to be ruined

Granted, but you DO have a wish, not going to happen, sorry buddy.

I wish that people would stop moaning.

So many things I could write here... things like this.

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Granted, but you DO have a wish, not going to happen, sorry buddy.

I wish that people would stop moaning.

Granted but then people start groaning

 

I wish I had a key chain that said "Key chain"

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Granted but then people start groaning

 

I wish I had a key chain that said "Key chain"

Granted, but it would be radioactive and kill you

 

I wish that i have more wishes and they can't be ruined

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Granted, but it would be radioactive and kill you

 

I wish that i have more wishes and they can't be ruined

Granted but all lose the ability to wish such wishes now.

 

I wish I had my two front teeth.

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Granted but all lose the ability to wish such wishes now.

 

I wish I had my two front teeth.

Granted, but then all your other teeth would disappear

 

I wish nothing in paticular, but I'm open for anything.

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Granted, but everything is closed for you.

 

I wish I could pause time

Granted but you forget how to unpause time and you live out your whole life with the entire world paused and the moment you die the world resumes and you end up in front of some people you know as some super old guy and then the people are like dafuq?

 

I wish I knew what was in the G-man's briefcase

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Granted but you forget how to unpause time and you live out your whole life with the entire world paused and the moment you die the world resumes and you end up in front of some people you know as some super old guy and then the people are like dafuq?

 

I wish I knew what was in the G-man's briefcase

 

Granted, but knowing what's in G-man's briefcase means you have to die. 

 

I wish I could go back in time and punch G.W. Bush in the face when he is just a kid. 

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Granted, but knowing what's in G-man's briefcase means you have to die. 

 

I wish I could go back in time and punch G.W. Bush in the face when he is just a kid. 

Granted, however the CIA come to your house and steal your kidneys

 

I wish I could go to Paris again.

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Granted, however the CIA come to your house and steal your kidneys

 

I wish I could go to Paris again.

 

Granted, you can go but only by walking/swimming.

 

I wish I could rename other people.

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Granted but you could only rename then really stupid things

I wish for this wish to be ruined

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Granted

 

I wish piplupgao gets the joke.

 

Granted. However, he will forget the premise of your joke immediately.

 

I wish bacon to exist in vending machines.

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Granted, but the bacon is cold, rotten and cost a fortune.

I wish for a flying tree to exist

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Granted, but the bacon is cold, rotten and cost a fortune.

I wish for a flying tree to exist

 

 

Granted but however it was shot from a cannon and what goes up, must come down... on your house...

 

 

I wish for instant cold and flu medical fixes that were cheap for every person. 

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