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Granted, but it rolls over to the street, where it is run over, and struck by lightning.

 

I wish this wish was incapable of being ruined.

granted but now everything in your life begins to fall apart

 

i wish for a pony

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granted but now everything in your life begins to fall apart

 

i wish for a pony

Granted, but terrorists have planted a bomb inside of it causing it to explode, killing you and your family.

 

I wish for 9999 kajillion bazillion billion trillion.... yen.

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Granted, but terrorists have planted a bomb inside of it causing it to explode, killing you and your family.

 

I wish for 9999 kajillion bazillion billion trillion.... yen.

Granted but inflation.

 

I wish upon a star.

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Granted, but the star turns out to be a huge meteor that crashes into your house. You are out to dinner and survive, but all your immediate family are killed.

 

I wish I could get a tan

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Granted, but the star turns out to be a huge meteor that crashes into your house. You are out to dinner and survive, but all your immediate family are killed.

 

I wish I could get a tan

Granted but it would be so dark you couldn't see yourself in the dark

 

I wish for a 4k ips plasma 120hz monitor under $1000

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Granted, but you die

 

I wish for money

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Granted, but you die

 

I wish for money

Granted, but you die.

 

I wish I had the best life while being immortal.

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Granted, but you die

How is that relevant at all :P

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Granted, but you die.

 

I wish I had the best life while being immortal.

 

Granted, but you live in the Slums of Bangladesh 

 

I wish for a hotdog

 

How is that relevant at all :P

It isn't

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Granted, but you live in the Slums of Bangladesh 

 

I wish for a hotdog

Granted but it will be tiny and taste horrible

 

I wish for a titan 2.0

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Granted, but you can only have one and a large hairy man superglues it to your leg.

 

I wish for superglue

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Granted, but you live in the Slums of Bangladesh 

 

I asked for the best life, so living in the Slums of Bangladesh does not correspond with the wish.

 

Granted, but you can only have one and a large hairy man superglues it to your leg.

 

I wish for superglue

Granted, but it does not come in a container, instead it suddenly appears on your hands, causing your hands to permanently bond with what you touch.

 

I wish I had legs. 

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Granted ... but your legs were made of wood and caught on fire while walking over hot coals and now you are back to stubs

I wish the world had one government that got rid of commercialism, gave everyone a job, free education, a roof over their head, enough food to live on, the ability to travel anywhere for free and so on.

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Granted ... but your legs were made of wood and caught on fire while walking over hot coals and now you are back to stubs

I wish the world had one government that got rid of commercialism, gave everyone a job, free education, a roof over their head, enough food to live on, the ability to travel anywhere for free and so on.

granted but they were quickly disband after alien invasion

 

i wish for this wish to be ruined

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Granted, except it didn't get ruined.

 

I wish I was a robot, but with feelings

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Granted, except it didn't get ruined.

 

I wish I was a robot, but with feelings

granted but you where lock in a cell and are no lonly

 

i wish my sanity didn't escape me

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granted but you where lock in a cell and are no lonly

 

i wish my sanity didn't escape me

Granted, But you learn that your adopted  :mellow:

I wish intel made a gpu p.s i dont know how to play this game

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Granted, But you learn that your adopted  :mellow:

I wish intel made a gpu p.s i dont know how to play this game

granted but the gpu has worse performance then integrated gpu

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  • 3 weeks later...
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^ didn't make a new wish, so I get two :D

 

  1. I wish Lara Croft was my girlfriend
  2. I wish I had my own working spacecraft capable of reentering atmosphere for infinity times, running on nothing but an infinite power source.

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^ didn't make a new wish, so I get two :D

 

  1. I wish Lara Croft was my girlfriend
  2. I wish I had my own working spacecraft capable of reentering atmosphere for infinity times, running on nothing but an infinite power source.

 

Wish granted but she's 105, also your space craft is just your imagination its actually a cardboard box in your bedroom

 

I wish that I could have an Aston Martin V12 Vanquish (the new 2014  :D)

 

 

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granted, but 504 of the horses ran away and so your bhp is now 61

 

i wish i had god mode

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granted, but 504 of the horses ran away and so your bhp is now 61

 

i wish i had god mode

 

Granted, but you only had it for a short duration with a long cooldown.

 

I wish I had my very own Tardis.

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shit double post


 

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Granted, but you only had it for a short duration with a long cooldown.

 

I wish I had my very own Tardis.

 

Granted but it's filled with bees.

 

I wish I had a fishing pole.

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