Evil question

[Ano2020]

*disclaimer* I have my reasons for this and I do not mean to destroy anyones pc nor to harm anyone I am just in a terrible situation right now

 

How to destroy a pc physically and make it seem like incompetence/accident ?

[minibois]

1. Place PC on side of desk

2. banana peel

3. ???

4. congratulations, you committed fraud!

[Ano2020]

1 minute ago, Minibois said:

1. Place PC on side of desk

2. banana peel

3. ???

4. congratulations, you committed fraud!

That pc is my property I just need a reason to get a new one lol

[Derrk]

3 minutes ago, Ano2020 said:

*disclaimer* I have my reasons for this and I do not mean to destroy anyones pc nor to harm anyone I am just in a terrible situation right now

 

How to destroy a pc physically and make it seem like incompetence/accident ?

@FBI

[AngryBeaver]

IMO if they keep it on a desk... throw it on the floor hard as you can and say it fell? If on the floor and they have a dog/cat... mix up a little ammonium some yellow dye and water and spray it all in and on the computer and convince them the dog pee'd on it.

[Tristerin]

2 minutes ago, Ano2020 said:

That pc is my property I just need a reason to get a new one lol

EDIT - after thinking about this, why would anyone here help?  This is the kind of post that makes me think - you made a bed you are afraid to sleep in.  What did you do and why would I help you cover it up?

 

[minibois]

Just now, Ano2020 said:

That pc is my property I just need a reason to get a new one lol

In that case, buy a new one; you obviously want a new one. Or if someone else is buying it for you (since your old one 'broke'), that seems like a dick-ish move.

1 minute ago, Derrk said:

@FBI

Nice try, FBI.

[Ano2020]

Just now, Tristerin said:

This PC is your property, but you want to take someones money that is their property nefariously given you make the bed you sleep in, and you are in a bad situation?

 

Ehm I meant this post as a joke and I do want to end my pc in a spectacular way (I have the receipts of it being mine)

[Tristerin]

Just now, Ano2020 said:

Ehm I meant this post as a joke and I do want to end my pc in a spectacular way (I have the receipts of it being mine)

This post reads opposite a joke.  You are a new member with this being your only post/post count.  You were serious and found out we are on to you, and what made you most OHNOES is the @FBI tag.

 

 

[Derrk]

Just now, Ano2020 said:

Ehm I meant this post as a joke and I do want to end my pc in a spectacular way (I have the receipts of it being mine)

if you destroy your pc so someone can buy you a new one, i hope they give you a chromebook.

[Tristerin]

This reads like:

I want to commit fraud

I want to cover my tracks

I want to trick someone into doing something I want

I downloaded something I really shouldn't, don't have an OS disk, cant just destroy the HDD - so what now?

[GoldenLag]

5 minutes ago, Ano2020 said:

That pc is my property I just need a reason to get a new one lol

"Accidentaly" sell it.

 

Dont go about destroying things for fun

 

 

[Tristerin]

Bet OP disappears.

[Derrk]

okay OP, just save up some money & buy this bad boy: Its got everything you need for some epic fortnites.

Blazing fast intel atom @ 1.4ghz

More memory than you'll ever need with 2gb

And enough storage for all your victory royalies with a 32gb hdd

 

 

[Dedayog]

7 minutes ago, Tristerin said:

This reads like:

I want to commit fraud

I want to cover my tracks

I want to trick someone into doing something I want

I downloaded something I really shouldn't, don't have an OS disk, cant just destroy the HDD - so what now?

Naw, this is more of a kid wanting a new PC and needs a reason for his to go bad, so parents buy him one.

 

Because if it's an adult, it's childish as hell and more than a little cowardly.

[AngryBeaver]

I think the FBI blackbagged him already. Nothing to see here, move along.

[AngryBeaver]

OP, It is fall. Maybe you should do what we did back in the 80's-90's instead of gofundme accounts.... go rake some leaves for money!

[HankerDanker]

OP: Hey LTT forums can i get some tips to destroy my pc because I want a new one also I own it lol 

 

LTT Forum: Because you want a new one and its yours? 

 

OP: Yesssss

 

OP: actually forces parents to buy a new expensive computer because his old one "BROKE" 

 

Epic fortnite time

[Tristerin]

41 minutes ago, jstudrawa said:

Naw, this is more of a kid wanting a new PC and needs a reason for his to go bad, so parents buy him one.

 

Because if it's an adult, it's childish as hell and more than a little cowardly.

Thus the third option:

I want to trick someone into doing something I want

 

But in life, my testimony is this - its usually never the worst, and usually never the best case scenarios its likely somewhere in the middle.  So while this is an option, I bet he borked someone elses computer with porn virus's, hes young, and doesn't understand anything so he would put a statement on a forum like this:

1 hour ago, Ano2020 said:

nor to harm anyone I am just in a terrible situation right now *

 

 

I don't think he would have put "in a terrible situation right now" if this was a situation that wasn't something he was scared of.

 

Hard to read people over the modicum of communication we are using but there is still information to glean.

[kelvinhall05]

Dude, just ask for a new PC...

 

 

Plus, if you're in a "terrible situation" right now, destroying your PC is the last thing you want to do.

[airdeano]

5 hours ago, Ano2020 said:

Ehm I meant this post as a joke and I do want to end my pc in a spectacular way (I have the receipts of it being mine)

please do not post troll thread on these forums.