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Sup ya'll. 

 

I've just arrived in my Hotel in ChongQing, China and I have this thing on my bed. Can anyone translate this? Am I gonna be hentai tentacle raped tonight? 

 

Thanks! 

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2 hours ago, DeLorian said:

What a coincidence, I too can't speak Chinese. But I think you gonna get some tentacles tonight.

Damnit. Well, you learn something new every day. 

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"Look at me being so lovely, let's take a photo together and bring more people to know me"

" kiss kiss"

 

 

If it is not broken, let's fix till it is. 

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3 hours ago, FloRolf said:

Am I gonna be hentai tentacle raped tonight? 

DAFAQ...

If it is not broken, let's fix till it is. 

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3 hours ago, FloRolf said:

Am I gonna be hentai tentacle raped tonight?

Hmmm, wishful thinking, eh?

Hand, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody’s pocket.

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4 minutes ago, mrchow19910319 said:

"Look at me being so lovely, let's take a photo together and bring more people to know me"

" kiss kiss"

While you might be correct, Google Translate is much funnier:

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Nova doctrina terribilis sit perdere

Audio format guides: Vinyl records | Cassette tapes

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7 minutes ago, VegetableStu said:

look at how cute I am

take a photo (of me) for your memories

have more friends know of me

I think "Look at how cute I am, take a photo of me and share with your friends!" would flow better, but carries basically the same message.

Hand, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody’s pocket.

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6 minutes ago, VegetableStu said:

happens to speak to me in chinese

I sure wish I could speak, or at least read, Chinese; all the cool, cheap gadgets on eBay, Aliexpress etc. come from China, there's a huge market of electronic components with only Chinese datasheets out there, and, well, consider how many people speak Chinese, it just seems like something that might come in useful in plenty other ways some day.

Hand, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody’s pocket.

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23 minutes ago, VegetableStu said:

 

@mrchow19910319's correct, although I'm not sure if he'd approve of my translation ,_, (regional usage is weird)

 

oh is that what that is? o_O

 

EDIT: 现在正想怎么回复 ?

 

么么哒 its a... how should I put it.. basically means someone is saying: "how cute am I "

its just an expression... 

么么 means kiss kiss. 

 

ALSO IF YOU COME TO CHINA PLEASE DONT SPEAK TO PEOPLE LIKE THIS. 

only cute girls in their 16,17 speaks like this.... just an innocent way to act cute.. 

4 minutes ago, WereCatf said:

I sure wish I could speak, or at least read, Chinese; all the cool, cheap gadgets on eBay, Aliexpress etc. come from China, there's a huge market of electronic components with only Chinese datasheets out there, and, well, consider how many people speak Chinese, it just seems like something that might come in useful in plenty other ways some day.

need translation PM me. 

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OP since you are the one that brought up hentai now I keep imagining that cute cow on your bed is getting fucked, 

I blame you on this. 

If it is not broken, let's fix till it is. 

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46 minutes ago, Volbet said:

While you might be correct, Google Translate is much funnier:

 

go home google you are drunk! 

If it is not broken, let's fix till it is. 

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1 minute ago, VegetableStu said:

oh shit I just remembered 如花 saying "你是我的心 么么" so that's what it is

 

mon deux *clenches fists*

so you ABC?? or you just happen to know chinese? 

If it is not broken, let's fix till it is. 

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1 minute ago, VegetableStu said:

新加坡华族妖 ,_, brought up in a mostly english environment

god damn. used to live in sg for 8 years. 2007-2014

If it is not broken, let's fix till it is. 

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1 minute ago, VegetableStu said:

新加坡华族妖 ,_, brought up in a mostly english environment

your chinese sucks, LOL 

If it is not broken, let's fix till it is. 

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3 minutes ago, VegetableStu said:

 

singapore changed much since 2014?? you still go simlim square to buy CPUs mobos and such? 

funan still there? 

If it is not broken, let's fix till it is. 

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Just now, VegetableStu said:

thaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks ,_, thank god my life doesn't depend on coherent speech

hahaha sorry dude. A bit rude there. 

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6 minutes ago, VegetableStu said:

新加坡华族妖 ,_, brought up in a mostly english environment

btw.... 妖 pretty much means monster... you mean 华人right? 

also last time someone on reddit thought I am Singaporean cos I keep adding "wat" to the end of what I said...

 

"you okay wat??"

"correct wat??" 

 

 

If it is not broken, let's fix till it is. 

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1 minute ago, VegetableStu said:

SLS is still there, although most of the crowd pretty much moved online. got my current X99 motherboard and CPU and PSU there

Funan is being rebuilt. Opens next year I think

 

nah don't be, LOL

ah I miss that place. amazon has opened in sg right? heard people using amazon prime and such. 2 hour delivery?? 

If it is not broken, let's fix till it is. 

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1 minute ago, VegetableStu said:

yeah I pretty much think I'm unfit to be ethnically chinese, LOL (hence the monster)

LOLOL

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4 hours ago, FloRolf said:

Can anyone translate this? Am I gonna be hentai tentacle raped tonight? 

 

Thanks! 

 

You ask that like that's a bad thing.  ;)

 

 

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Just now, LordOTaco said:

You ask that like that's a bad thing.  ;)

god damn.. found a hardcore one...  

 

/s

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To be "That Guy"

 

No-one speaks Chinese; It's Mandarin or Cantonese

 

But i don't speak either despite working in a business that has a Chinese based (As in they deal with clients from China) Sales and Support team

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