I can't speak Chinese. Do you?

[FloRolf]

1 hour ago, mrchow19910319 said:

"Look at me being so lovely, let's take a photo together and bring more people to know me"

" kiss kiss"

 

 

 

59 minutes ago, VegetableStu said:

for transcription's sake:

the last three... uhh... 么么哒?

(I might have gotten the middle ones wrong too ._. (especially the 个s))

 

that's roughly (without breaking it down too far as I tend to):

 

look at how cute I am

take a photo (of me) for your memories

have more friends know of me

 

@mrchow19910319's correct, although I'm not sure if he'd approve of my translation ,_, (regional usage is weird)

 

oh is that what that is? o_O

 

EDIT: 现在正想怎么回复 ?

 

 

You guys are the real MVPs! Do you happen to know some cool places to go in either chongqing or Shanghai that not every tourist goes to? Third time here but I wanna dig deeper. Lenny. 

 

33 minutes ago, VegetableStu said:

hey @FloRolf do you want to leave a written message?

Unless you totally fuck with me, sure!

 

 

1 hour ago, WereCatf said:

Hmmm, wishful thinking, eh?

*wink*

[mrchow19910319]

40 minutes ago, FloRolf said:

Do you happen to know some cool places to go in either chongqing or Shanghai that not every tourist goes to? Third time here but I wanna dig deeper. Lenny. 

YAY! NEVER BEEN TO THOSE CITIES !! WOO HOO!!

 

kk. if you went to chongqing try their hotpot. LOL. 

shanghai is a beautiful place, and there are A LOT OF foreigners there. I think it is the most opened city in china. 

other than google it I have no idea where to go to.  

42 minutes ago, VegetableStu said:

Amazing Singapore)

[FloRolf]

42 minutes ago, VegetableStu said:

NEVERMIND

I'd be down to draw some shit if u give me instructions

1 minute ago, mrchow19910319 said:

YAY! NEVER BEEN TO THOSE CITIES !! WOO HOO!!

 

kk. if you went to chongqing try their hotpot. LOL. 

shanghai is a beautiful place, and there are A LOT OF foreigners there. I think it is the most opened city in china. 

other than google it I have no idea where to go to.  

 

Google, lol. 

 

Fo real, I've had noodles a couple hours ago that were so fucked up I couldn't determine if they were insanely hot or insanely spicey.

The workm8 I'm here with really wants to try the hotpot to see how fucked up it can get. Apparently it's the craziest sh#t around. 

[mrchow19910319]

8 minutes ago, FloRolf said:

I'd be down to draw some shit if u give me instructions

Google, lol. 

 

Fo real, I've had noodles a couple hours ago that were so fucked up I couldn't determine if they were insanely hot or insanely spicey.

The workm8 I'm here with really wants to try the hotpot to see how fucked up it can get. Apparently it's the craziest sh#t around. 

i think that people from the western world do not eat internals of animals. 

but here in china is diff. 

you can always do not order those. 

still delicious. 

 

[mrchow19910319]

[FloRolf]

2 minutes ago, mrchow19910319 said:

i think that people from the western world do not eat internals of animals. 

but here in china is diff. 

you can always do not order those. 

still delicious. 

 

I'm actually vegetarian so it's kinda tough sometimes. At other times you don't even know wtf it is you ordered. But you can also hotpot vegetables and eat some rice/noodles with it I guess

[wasab]

 

春眠不觉晓

处处被狗咬

得了疯狗病

治也治不好

 

 

Translation: you have rabbis. You gonna be raped by a mad dog. 

[mrchow19910319]

8 minutes ago, FloRolf said:

I'm actually vegetarian so it's kinda tough sometimes. At other times you don't even know wtf it is you ordered. But you can also hotpot vegetables and eat some rice/noodles with it I guess

ah isee then it is tough. 

[mrchow19910319]

Just now, wasab said:

 

春眠不觉晓

处处被狗咬

得了疯狗病

治也治不好

 

 

Translation: you have rabbis. You gonna be raped by a mad dog. 

dafaq... where you find it??? 

 

that's the meme version...

original version is this: 

春眠不觉晓^⑴，处处闻啼鸟^⑵。

夜来风雨声^⑶，花落知多少^⑷

 

^{and I am not translating these kind of poem to english...} 

 

[wasab]

4 hours ago, mrchow19910319 said:

dafaq... where you find it??? 

 

that's the meme version...

original version is this: 

春眠不觉晓^⑴，处处闻啼鸟^⑵。

夜来风雨声^⑶，花落知多少^⑷

 

^{and I am not translating these kind of poem to english...} 

 

Great Tang dynasty poets visted me in my sleep and awaken my inner creativity. 

 

I have another poem. I brainstormed it while watching porn and drinking coolaid

 

静夜爱

床前明月光，地上鞋两双。

床上男女一队，高潮到床震翻。

 

Translation: A pair of couple is rocking it in bed till they climaxed and broke the bed.

 

My creativitive genius scares me. My Chinese literature professor will give me a full mark for this. I can hear Li Bai rolling in his grave while I typed this. 

[highwolf_x]

3 hours ago, wasab said:

静夜爱

床前明月光，地上鞋两双。

床上男女一队，高潮到床震翻。

 

HAHAHAHAHA. I just stumbled upon this thread and saw this gem. The only parody I remember was my dad's version:

桌前明月光，疑是地上霜。

举头望黑板，低头思便当。

Ofc it's not going to be NSFW cause he's telling a 8 y/o this, but I still find it hilarious.

[FloRolf]

8 minutes ago, highwolf_x said:

HAHAHAHAHA. I just stumbled upon this thread and saw this gem. The only parody I remember was my dad's version:

桌前明月光，疑是地上霜。

举头望黑板，低头思便当。

Ofc it's not going to be NSFW cause he's telling a 8 y/o this, but I still find it hilarious.

 

???????? That's some good shit right here ?????????

 

 

I literally have no damn idea wtf is going on, lol. 

[mrchow19910319]

1 minute ago, FloRolf said:

 

???????? That's some good shit right here ?????????

 

 

I literally have no damn idea wtf is going on, lol. 

neither do I .... 

[wasab]

11 minutes ago, highwolf_x said:

HAHAHAHAHA. I just stumbled upon this thread and saw this gem. The only parody I remember was my dad's version:

桌前明月光，疑是地上霜。

举头望黑板，低头思便当。

Ofc it's not going to be NSFW cause he's telling a 8 y/o this, but I still find it hilarious.

Is your dad a teacher?

[highwolf_x]

5 minutes ago, FloRolf said:

 

???????? That's some good shit right here ?????????

 

 

I literally have no damn idea wtf is going on, lol. 

 

4 minutes ago, mrchow19910319 said:

neither do I .... 

"The moon shines brilliantly in front of the desk,

there is frost developing on the floor.

I raise my head to see the blackboard.

I lower my head and think of food."

[highwolf_x]

3 minutes ago, wasab said:

Is your dad a teacher?

Nah, but he was a student at one point and knows that feeling.

[mrchow19910319]

Just now, highwolf_x said:

 

"The moon shines brilliantly in front of the desk,

there is frost developing on the floor.

raise my head to see the blackboard.

lower my head and think of food."

god damn it. so I admit I either too lazy to translate those things or my english is not good enough for it. 

stop making me feel bad about it... 

[wasab]

38 minutes ago, mrchow19910319 said:

god damn it. so I admit I either too lazy to translate those things or my english is not good enough for it. 

stop making me feel bad about it... 

I had to write an entire essay in Chinese for my AP Chinese language and culture. Imagine how that feels. 

[Speed Weed]

I can't pronounce the American R sound. 

[highwolf_x]

7 minutes ago, wasab said:

I had to write an entire essay in Chinese for my AP Chinese language and culture. Imagine how that feels. 

I had to write weekly reports for my afterschool Chinese program when I was in elementary school, imagine how that feels. (The AP Chinese essays were easy af imo)

[Guest]

Hey legends,

 

Just a little tip:

 

The Google Translate App on your phone allows you to take a photo of the script, highlight it, and it will translate it for you.

 

Now before I get the good ol': "GOOGLE TRANSLATE ISN'T ACCURATE" bla bla.

 

Get that it might actually help decipher the sentence (if not accurate) and help.

 

 

Cheers.

[highwolf_x]

6 minutes ago, DaPhuc said:

I can't speak pronounce the American R consonant sound. 

DW, the English can't either ;). (jkjk)

 

[highwolf_x]

 

 

 

6 minutes ago, Netivity said:

Hey legends,

 

Just a little tip:

 

The Google Translate App on your phone allows you to take a photo of the script, highlight it, and it will translate it for you.

 

Now before I get the good ol': "GOOGLE TRANSLATE ISN'T ACCURATE" bla bla.

 

Get that it might actually help decipher the sentence (if not accurate) and help.

 

 

Cheers.

 

I think that's what this is:

11 hours ago, Volbet said:

While you might be correct, Google Translate is much funnier:

[highwolf_x]

56 minutes ago, mrchow19910319 said:

god damn it. so I admit I either too lazy to translate those things or my english is not good enough for it. 

stop making me feel bad about it... 

DW, I'm abnormal in that ppl from China will ask me where from China I'm from, and I have to awkwardly answer that I'm an ABC.

[Speed Weed]

4 minutes ago, highwolf_x said:

DW, the English can't either ;). (jkjk)

 

I have Asian accent. When I say " run " it sounds like " wun".