The overused cliches in tech comments (kidney)

[MysticLTT]

After you read enough of tech forums and YouTube comments, you find the really funny stuff but also start seeing the repetitive, almost mindless uncreative behavioral patterns.

 

For every expensive hardware, there's always a "who needs a kidney anyway" joke (sometimes replaced with selling kids)

For every, should I buy this GPU or wait, the answer is "there's always gonna be a new thing around the corner if you don't buy it now, you'll never own anything"

 

What else?

[Zando_]

For almost every new build: "your PSU is terrible". 

 

Its true, but used a lot. 

[SageOfSpice]

Wait, do kids really sell for that much?

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6 minutes ago, Zando Bob said:

For almost every new build: "your PSU is terrible". 

 

Its true, but used a lot. 

that's a bad combination  

[Zando_]

1 minute ago, Ryan_Vickers said:

that's a bad combination  

?

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Just now, Zando Bob said:

?

Well, that means there's a lot of bad PSUs out there 

[yathis]

But can it run Crybabysis

[Zando_]

8 minutes ago, Ryan_Vickers said:

Well, that means there's a lot of bad PSUs out there 

It's mostly newbies who (like me when I started)  just go for the cheapest '80+ Bronze' PSU with the watts they need. 

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Just now, Zando Bob said:

It's mostly newbies who (like me when I started)  just go for the cheapest '80+ Bronze' PSU with the watts we need. 

I did that same... I treated PSUs like lightbulbs - cheap and fail often so why pay more when it's just going to die... I eventually realized they don't die so much if you pay more  

[SPARTAN VI]

The joke about RGB'ing everything was old before everything literally got tapped by the RGB wand. 

[SageOfSpice]

Just now, Ryan_Vickers said:

I did that same... I treated PSUs like lightbulbs - cheap and fail often so why pay more when it's just going to die... I eventually realized they don't die so much if you pay more  

Nah, best to just buy the super expensive LED ones, and use them very lightly so when you move, the next guy has to change them instead. "49900 hours... time to start packing, kids."

[Arika]

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[Bleedingyamato]

Intel vs AMD and Nvidia vs AMD fanboy wars?

[ARikozuM]

My favorite is more cores (when dropping nearly half of its frequency) equals better multi-threaded support in games...

 

Then, you realize single-threaded functions took a big sh#t nosedive.

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7 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

My favorite is more cores (when dropping nearly half of its frequency) equals better multi-threaded support in games...

 

Then, you realize single-threaded functions took a big sh#t nosedive.

*cough* FX CPUs *cough*

[ARikozuM]

Just now, Ryan_Vickers said:

*cough* FX CPUs *cough*

While I don't mind suggesting a Xeon for gaming (like a 1231), people consistently state that it's as good as an i7-4790... Like, no.

[RadiatingLight]

THIS MOTHERBOARD IS VR READY *msi*

 

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1 minute ago, RadiatingLight said:

THIS MOTHERBOARD IS VR READY *msi*

 

VR-ready RGB

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Ryan_Vickers said:

VR-ready RGB

RGB VR headset is what we need

[Arika]

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[ARikozuM]

9 minutes ago, deXxterlab97 said:

RGB VR headset is what we need

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4 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

Also this

[Mira Yurizaki]

"Will I have a bottleneck?"

[Tsuki]

jumping straight to reformat with no trying anything at all or troubleshooting whatsoever on every single virus thread.

[Space Reptile]

20 minutes ago, Tsuki said:

jumping straight to reformat with no trying anything at all or troubleshooting whatsoever on every single virus thread.

needing an antivirus in the first place as they dont run adblock and like to visit all those "free steam game" sites