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I'l Start : I can "speak" HTML with CSS very good and I'm learning The "C" Kernel and Pyton, and you guys ?

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Define speak are you talking about in actual conversation because if so python and java or are you talking about writing code since then i can add node.js and go its hard to speak in node.js because of how it handles resources very non linear sentences can be caused by it

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15 minutes ago, Pascal... said:

I'l Start : I can "speak" HTML with CSS very good and I'm learning The "C" Kernel and Pyton, and you guys ?

 

psuedo code i find is easiest for speaking.

psuedo code for speaking is easiest i find.

i find psuedo code is easiest for speaking.

for speaking i find psuedo code is easiest.

for speaking easiest i find is psuedo code.

 

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i am fluent in brainfuck. Thats how i got this gig in a hospital where i get free drugs and this cool straight jacket

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Batch, HTML, C and Java i can sortof do

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joking about "languages" aside, i actually had conversations in several programming languages before :D

 

but for the programming languages i can work with:

- java

- C

- python

- lua

- VBA

- assembly

 

actual conversations in lua go surprisingly easy, and conversations in java go very weird very fast xD

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html, css, javascript, visual basic, some c#,  c (mostly microcontroller stuff) , php ...

learned Pascal in high school, which delphi is based on so in a pinch i could read and probably modify some delphi code

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9 minutes ago, Rohime said:

 

psuedo code i find is easiest for speaking.

psuedo code for speaking is easiest i find.

i find psuedo code is easiest for speaking.

for speaking i find psuedo code is easiest.

for speaking easiest i find is psuedo code.

 

 

And this i do because:

 - ESA/390 Assembler

 - CLIST

 - REXX

 - Z80 Assembler

 - QBasic

 - Pascal

 - Borland C++ ( man does Object Orientated fuck over a conversation - incestuous or what ??)

 - VBasic

 - SAS

 - Galaxy Script (3 points if you know what uses this one).

 - GML (AFP Script) (and 4 points if you know what product on what platform uses that one!).

 - JavaScript

 

I plan to learn (in future).

 - Twitter

 - Facebook

 - Sexting.

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HTML is not a programming language, nor is CSS. You don't program PDF and RTF either, do you?

Write in C.

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17 minutes ago, SCHISCHKA said:

i am fluent in brainfuck. Thats how i got this gig in a hospital where i get free drugs and this cool straight jacket

if you already know brainfuck you should learn body fuck 

 

 

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35 minutes ago, Alaradia said:

Define speak are you talking about in actual conversation because if so python and java or are you talking about writing code since then i can add node.js and go its hard to speak in node.js because of how it handles resources very non linear sentences can be caused by it

I mean writing and not actual speaking.

 

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I'm Swiss and my Mother language is Swiss German of course, I speak the Aargauer dialect. If you want to watch a great video about Swiss German which explains the language and outlines the Basics, then click here.

 

If I could just play Videogames and consume Cool Content all day long for the rest of my life, then that would be sick.

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9 minutes ago, Pascal... said:

I mean writing and not actual speaking.

 

-_-. You wrote speaking!!!!

 

 

Nvm.

 

I'm quite good at writing C# and XAML (I know it's a markup language).

 

And i'm kind of "Meh" at Java, HTML (I also know this is a markup language), CSS, JS and other stuff.

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I know HTML pretty fluently, I did know CSS once, but I have pretty much forgotten it completely. Focusing on C# and C++ atm to develop Unity games and cheats for one particular game.

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16 hours ago, Dat Guy said:

HTML is not a programming language, nor is CSS. You don't program PDF and RTF either, do you?

What do you mean?  Of course it is.

HTML Programmes the output of a web-browser.

RTF and PDF can be used to programme the output of a display device or even a printer.

 

Assembler is after all just the way that you programme the path of electrons - if you got the scale right you can do exactly the same thing with wire and a couple of other esoteric metals arranged the right way.   

 

And 'The Big D' is showing us how Twitter can be used to programme the reactions of stupid people.

 

It's all "programming".

 

 

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6 hours ago, Rohime said:

What do you mean?  Of course it is.

HTML Programmes the output of a web-browser.

RTF and PDF can be used to programme the output of a display device or even a printer.

 

Assembler is after all just the way that you programme the path of electrons - if you got the scale right you can do exactly the same thing with wire and a couple of other esoteric metals arranged the right way.   

 

And 'The Big D' is showing us how Twitter can be used to programme the reactions of stupid people.

 

It's all "programming".

 

 

HTML/CSS are not programming languages, they are markup languages (HTML = Hyper Text Markup Language).

Markup languages are used to present data, programming languages can transform data (perform arithmetic operations).

 

http://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/241104/programming-language-vs-markup-language-vs-scripting-language

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56 minutes ago, mathijs727 said:

HTML/CSS are not programming languages, they are markup languages (HTML = Hyper Text Markup Language).

Markup languages are used to present data, programming languages can transform data (perform arithmetic operations).

 

http://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/241104/programming-language-vs-markup-language-vs-scripting-language

 

everybody so serious today ...

and nobody got the reference to programing with a soldering iron ...

does nobody understand that ?

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3 minutes ago, Rohime said:

 

everybody so serious today ...

and nobody got the reference to programing with a soldering iron ...

does nobody understand that ?

Sorry

 

I got triggered by the first 2 lines and didnt read any further.

 

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