what does it take to kill a router?

[mcraftax]

as the title says (isp router)

[Mikius10001]

Smash it with a hammer? You're not giving us much.

[canadiansteve2]

a hammer and a temper combined with slow internet connection

[paddy-stone]

A hammer and a little bit of time and energy usually does the trick

[mcraftax]

Just now, Mikius10001 said:

Smash it with a hammer? You're not giving us much.

 

Just now, canadiansteve2 said:

a hammer and a temper combined with slow internet connection

not physically

[Mikius10001]

Why do you want to kill your router? Will they give you a new one if it's broken or something? Because I think that's called fraud

[QueenDemetria]

A big heavy object, maybe a conductive liquid, or even using extra pixies to let the smokes out.

[SeanAngelo]

2 minutes ago, mcraftax said:

as the title says (isp router)

hammer

[paddy-stone]

1 hour ago, QueenDemetria said:

A big heavy object, maybe a conductive liquid, or even using extra pixies to let the smokes out.

Are those Mega pixies?  or Giga pixies?

[canadiansteve2]

ddos it with the command 

 

c:/ ipfonig /flusdns
c:/ ping 192.168.0.1 -t ddos

 

[DXMember]

https://youtu.be/Gw-rUCwLoQ0

Routers take 240 AC direct input, right?

 

shove it in a microwave they will never know, nor will be able explain what happened

[509Vince]

My modem that the ISP provides has a battery inside it which got burned out bricking the router due to the fact it has no ground prong in the plug, my microwave also stopped working due to it

[mcraftax]

8 minutes ago, Mikius10001 said:

Smash it with a hammer? You're not giving us much.

 

8 minutes ago, canadiansteve2 said:

a hammer and a temper combined with slow internet connection

 

8 minutes ago, paddy-stone said:

A hammer and a little bit of time and energy usually does the trick

 

7 minutes ago, Mikius10001 said:

Why do you want to kill your router? Will they give you a new one if it's broken or something? Because I think that's called fraud

 

7 minutes ago, QueenDemetria said:

A big heavy object, maybe a conductive liquid, or even using extra pixies to let the smokes out.

 

7 minutes ago, SeanAngelo said:

hammer

 

6 minutes ago, paddy-stone said:

Are those Mega pixies?  or Giga pixies?

 

5 minutes ago, canadiansteve2 said:

ddos it with the command 

 

c:/ ipfonig /flusdns
c:/ ping 192.168.0.1 -t ddos

 

 

4 minutes ago, DXMember said:

https://youtu.be/Gw-rUCwLoQ0

Routers take 240 AC direct input, right?

 

shove it in a microwave they will never know, nor will be able explain what happened

 

1 minute ago, 509Vince said:

My modem that the ISP provides has a battery inside it which got burned out bricking the router due to the fact it has no ground prong in the plug, my microwave also stopped working due to it

nice work, i like the microwave the best though.

[Pesukarhu]

My router died because thunder. I think it got too many pixies from the wall

[509Vince]

Actually deep fat fry the modem instead for delicious destruction  

[DXMember]

3 minutes ago, mcraftax said:

nice work, i like the microwave the best though.

please do post back with results, I am intrigued

[ChrisCross]

jeremy clarkson would be proud of you guys