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All these goddamn spiders are getting on my nerves, my computer just had a spaz because it fell over and a spider prick just ran across the wall and got inside it the bastard

an just yesterday a big spider crawled up the back of my monitor and perched itself on top and scared the shit out of me!

My sister got bit by one of those Sydney funnel web things and went to hospital on the holidays!

I bet I'm gonna put my hat on and there will be a spider in there too

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Okay!!....

 

Do not  as I  do, and  not  as I say. Instead do as you may..

 

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But spiders are mostly harmle-- Oh, Australia... RIP.

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I'm sorry to say but you have to burn your house and nope outta there.

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12 minutes ago, valdyrgramr said:

Well, you know there's sprays and stuff that kill them.  Why not do that if you are too terrified to kill them yourself?

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If I didn't know any better, I'd say I'm arachnophobic.



still wouldn't put it past me

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3 hours ago, CookieBite said:

All these goddamn spiders are getting on my nerves, my computer just had a spaz because it fell over and a spider prick just ran across the wall and got inside it the bastardoo

Id just move away from the country haha

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Just now, ShadowCaptain said:

Id just move away from the country haha

As I'm grounded to this place, I cannot move, I cannot escape, yet I can dream.

Paul Jennings is my spirit animal.

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To me one of those little spiders is just as scary as the big one.

 

Things happened in my childhood

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You could say you've got a nasty virus in your system.

:^)

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Dare mo ga hontou wa shinjitai kedo  /  Uragirarere ba fukaku kizu tsuite shimau mono

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Erm why not get pest control? Anyhow spiders are a non issue, unless they get in your shoes or hats....

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5 easy steps to getting rid of spiders.

1. soak Your house in gasoline

2. make a trail of gasoline out Your front door

3. ligth the trail of gasoline

4. ????

5. profit

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Spiders are pure, hateful, evil. They should be completely eradicated from the surface of the Earth.

Ketchup is better than mustard.

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1 hour ago, valdyrgramr said:

Spiders aren't aggressive, usually.  They actually normally are helpful with eating others pests.  However, if they feel you threatened them then they might attack.

There are some that are just straight up aggressive, though.  The Hobo spider is one of the biggest assholes, and will attack because they can. /jk about the last part.  

They are all evil, and they must DIE.

Ketchup is better than mustard.

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Just now, valdyrgramr said:

Nope, you just pissed them off to the point they had to defend themselves.

I woke up, and they were crawling on me. They come into MY house.

I consider both an act of war/aggression.

Death to all spiders!

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

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3 minutes ago, valdyrgramr said:

They were just eating the pests off ya.

They, and their insect brethren, must die. I hate all insect life.

There are other means for plants to polinate

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

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5 hours ago, CookieBite said:

 Bugger that for a game of solders, eh!

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9 hours ago, CookieBite said:

All these goddamn spiders are getting on my nerves, my computer just had a spaz because it fell over and a spider prick just ran across the wall and got inside it the bastard

an just yesterday a big spider crawled up the back of my monitor and perched itself on top and scared the shit out of me!

My sister got bit by one of those Sydney funnel web things and went to hospital on the holidays!

I bet I'm gonna put my hat on and there will be a spider in there too

 

I can recall a product which came on the market several years ago called mosquito. It emitted an ultra high frequency which only spiders could hear. All insects would hate it and would never come into your house. It comes in handy if like yourself you live in such a violent habitat.

 

7 hours ago, CookieBite said:

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Try a magnifying glass. jks don't that's just cruel.

 

6 hours ago, CookieBite said:

mTo me one of those little spiders is just as scary as the big one.

 

Things happened in my childhood

 

I like the big one more, those small ones can probably crawl up your ass, through your mouth and nose. The big one you can keep a better eye on.

 

2 hours ago, Trik'Stari said:

I woke up, and they were crawling on me. They come into MY house.

I consider both an act of war/aggression.

Death to all spiders!

 

DEATH BY SNU SNU!

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7 hours ago, CookieBite said:

 

Thankfully most of the spiders we have here are harmless the worst that could happen is that if they bit it's gonna itch, and although I'm not afraid of spiders that thing would make me shit my pants, I'd nuke the house if that thing was even near it xD

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I hate em so much too 

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6 hours ago, valdyrgramr said:

Spiders aren't aggressive, usually.  They actually normally are helpful with eating others pests.  However, if they feel you threatened them then they might attack.

There are some that are just straight up aggressive, though.  The Hobo spider is one of the biggest assholes, and will attack because they can. /jk about the last part.  

Actually Hobo spiders are not as aggressive as people would think. They generally avoid confrontation unless it involves protecting their eggs.

http://www.burkemuseum.org/blog/myth-how-recognize-hobo-spiders

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1 minute ago, valdyrgramr said:

I know.  I was joking as stated.

Fair enough, I thought you were joking only about the last 4-3 words.

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