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Is it safe to bake cookies in your mouth?

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I am currently eating this pack of powdered betty crocker chocolate chip cookie mix for dinner with a 1/2 gallon of milk, becuase my parents are gone and i'm 15 and can't be bothered to actually make something...

 

 

 

 

is it safe though?

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Yes, just set your mouth to 225°c and leave it for 25 minutes, after that just trow that stuff out of your mouth and put it to top of your dog.

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Just make sure to set your mouth to 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 35 minutes. Then probe with a thermometer and make sure it is 165 degrees Fahrenheit before consumption.

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Just stupid :P

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I think in this case we have to just assume that he already is.

 

 

I am...

 

but don't tell myu parents 

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Some of these off topic posts are just.......stupid.

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I am...

 

but don't tell myu parents 

 

Then i am thinking the cookies have weed too.  :P

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To be honest, i was like you when i was a kid but remember that if you want to keep playing your games and doing as good as possible you need proper food. I know i just found it out too! :D

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i'm 15 and can't be bothered to actually make something...

AKA I cant cook sh*t.

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15 and cant order a pizza...

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15 and cant order a pizza...

 

 

None of the places were open 

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None of the places were open 

you're right if you cant get a pizza the next logical option is to bake cookies in your mouth :) 

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