China Is Unable To Recruit Hackers Fast Enough To Keep Up With The Vulnerabilities In U.S. Security Systems

[StrongAsFe]

Despite devoting countless resources toward rectifying the issue, Chinese government officials announced Monday that the country has struggled to recruit hackers fast enough to keep pace with vulnerabilities in U.S. security systems. “With new weaknesses in U.S. networks popping up every day, we simply don’t have the manpower to effectively exploit every single loophole in their security protocols,” said security minister Liu Xiang, who confirmed that the thousands of Chinese computer experts employed to expose flaws in American data systems are just no match for the United States’ increasingly ineffective digital safeguards. “We can’t keep track of all of the glaring deficiencies in their firewall protections, let alone hire and train enough hackers to attack each one. And now, they’re failing to address them at a rate that shows no sign of slowing down anytime soon. The gaps in the State Department security systems alone take up almost half my workforce.” At press time, Liu confirmed that an inadequate labor pool had forced China to outsource some of its hacker work to Russia.

 

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much disappoint

such sadness

very scared

 

[ALwin]

The article is from The Onion?

[SImoHayha]

Wait what ? So are they actually hacking them for the sake of helping the U.S or hacking hacking them for information ? Because if they're then he shouldn't be saying this lol.

[Daegun]

Communist country is best country. Take that you capitalist pigs!

[StrongAsFe]

The article is from The Onion?

it can be quite true these days

[Guest]

nvm

 

EDIT: Fixed my derp, ignore this post.

[as96]

Despite the fact that China is probably doing that I smell fake, I don't think they would openly admit that they are hacking another country.

[ALwin]

Despite the fact that China is probably doing that I smell fake, I don't think they would openly admit that they are hacking another country.

 

 

Wait what ? So are they actually hacking them for the sake of helping the U.S or hacking hacking them for information ? Because if they're then he shouldn't be saying this lol.

 

It's The Onion, a satire news website.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion#Taken_seriously

[Fetzie]

Despite the fact that China is probably doing that I smell fake, I don't think they would openly admit that they are hacking another country.

 

It is in The Onion.

[as96]

It's The Onion, a satire news website.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion#Taken_seriously

eheh I didn't check the link, my bad 

[StrongAsFe]

Despite the fact that China is probably doing that I smell fake, I don't think they would openly admit that they are hacking another country.

they're doing it to help the U.S. don't you remember their latest agreement

[StrongAsFe]

It's The Onion, a satire news website.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion#Taken_seriously

[EndlessOyster]

Don't think this counts as news.

[Nowak]

Reminder to check your sources before posting. The Onion is fake, satirical news, nothing more, nothing less.

 

Unless it's AVClub, in which case it's real. But in any other case, it's satire.

[Gale]

The Onion... of course.

[StrongAsFe]

Don't think this counts as news.

 

 

Reminder to check your sources before posting. The Onion is fake, satirical news, nothing more, nothing less.

 

Unless it's AVClub, in which case it's real. But in any other case, it's satire.

 

 

It is in The Onion.

 

 

It's The Onion, a satire news website.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion#Taken_seriously

 

they just comment satirically, they report real news

 

do you internet?

[Nowak]

 

they just comment satirically, they report real news

 

do you internet?

That does not justify using it as a source here. We want real news, not satire.

[StrongAsFe]

That does not justify using it as a source here. We want real news, not satire.

THIS IS REAL NEWS

THEY ONLY ADD SATIRE COMMENTS

 

THAT IS ALL

[KemoKa]

given recent events, I would not be surprised if China were having a field day with US vulnerablilities.

[BernardoSLR]

ENHANCE:

ENHANCE:

 

This is a well known satirical website. Don't be a dumb kid, and just acknowledge that the source is not reputable and ask a mod to delete or lock the thread...

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