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[FREE] Nivea moisturising cream

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It's free... 

 

 

I'll take it. 

 

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My body is ready.

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Do you have to pay for shipping?

I actually couldn't underclock my 5 year old GPU to make it as slow as a next-gen console.

#pcmasterraceproblems

~Slick

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My hand is ready.

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Do you have to pay for shipping?

 

Nope.

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It's free... 

 

 

I'll take it.

 

I believe that is how heroine dealers operate, few free samples until you're hooked. First you'll be moisturising only once a day, then twice, then thrice. Then BOOM before you know it, you'll be spending all your money on moisturiser, stealing from friends and family to get a fix. You'll end up living in a Nivea den with all the other addicts, sleeping on a dirty mattress, no heating or food. Tis the path to ruination I say, RUINATION! ...and great skin, but mostly ruination.

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I love free stuff...but I wish it would accept my postal code. :(

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I believe that is how heroine dealers operate, few free samples until you're hooked. First you'll be moisturising only once a day, then twice, then thrice. Then BOOM before you know it, you'll be spending all your money on moisturiser, stealing from friends and family to get a fix. You'll end up living in a Nivea den with all the other addicts, sleeping on a dirty mattress, no heating or food. Tis the path to ruination I say, RUINATION! ...and great skin, but mostly ruination.

brutal...

 

I love free stuff...but I wish it would accept my postal code. :(

UK only I think, sorry :/

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I have no idea why I need this but I want it anyway

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brutal...

 

UK only I think, sorry :/

 

Nooooooo! But I love free stuff. :(

 

 

 

Oh well, at least I got a free mug. :lol:

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I believe that is how heroine dealers operate, few free samples until you're hooked. First you'll be moisturising only once a day, then twice, then thrice. Then BOOM before you know it, you'll be spending all your money on moisturiser, stealing from friends and family to get a fix. You'll end up living in a Nivea den with all the other addicts, sleeping on a dirty mattress, no heating or food. Tis the path to ruination I say, RUINATION! ...and great skin, but mostly ruination.

 

Wow........ 

 

You've managed to make me ashamed of myself for accepting a free sample of moisturising cream.

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The Hot Deals subforum is for tech related deals, and I think it's stretching it to call moisturising cream "tech".

 

Edit: By popular demand, I'm moving this thread to Off Topic and unlocking it again.

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It is? I mean I posted a shoes deals thread and no one minded, and there's that ever popular free hook thread too.

Maybe Linus would like to review the effect of this cream on his dongle

Linus is my fetish.

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