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Man updates to Windows 10, wakes to find porn slideshow playing on repeat

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This could be a scene from American Pie it's so cringeworthy...

 

An unfortunate computer user was left embarrassed after an update to Windows 10,which was released this week, on his PC left a graphic pornography slideshow playing on his screen... on repeat.

 

The user seems to have been a victim of a slightly questionable feature on Windows 10 which pulls images from your default pictures gallery and plays them in a loop on your screen.

 

The Reddit user was caught out by the unexpected slideshow, so much so that his wife even bore witness to the impressive collection of pornographic images he held his 'pictures' folder on the PC.

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“Loaded up WIN 10 last night and left it on to do its thing,” wrote user FalloutBoS on Reddit. “Woke up to wife asking why I set it to rotate all my porn images right on the desk top view. I have no idea how to shut that feature off and that computer is staying shut down until I do.”

 

It seems to be that feature that caught out the Reddit user. As many pointed out on the Reddit thread, it’s a problem that’s unlikely to hit many upgraders — “I guess it assumes you will not save porn into the pictures folder”, as one said — but could just as easily throw up any other images that you wouldn’t like people to see.

Just in case you're the victim of a similar problem, which of course you aren't (you use the internet to stream it you filthy divil), a simple way to turn off the slideshow feature is to right-click the slideshow and click 'turn live tile off'.

Or else don't save your private images for your special alone time, with yourself, in the default 'pictures' folder...

 

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Ha ha ha ha ha...time to delete my porn gallery.

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Just kidding. Who would save porn in the "My pictures" folder??? Nevertheless, it's still funny.

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his fault

cna't blame ms for stupiddy 

 

hide your shit better.

 

 

 

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Windows 10 is 10/10 

 

OT: Why would you put sensitive materials/ porn in pictures folder?

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Wow... that's #AWKWARD

Like you said... WHY DO YOU HAVE PORN EVEN SAVED ON YOUR COMPUTER.. just stream it from the internet :huh:

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yeah seriously

Who keeps porn on there computer?

All that tentacle porn gotta be kept on an external 1 tb HDD :D

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Windows 10 is 10/10 

 

OT: Why would you put sensitive materials/ porn in pictures folder?

this was a highly educated man, he knew what he was doing ;)

 

 

 

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yeah seriously

Who keeps porn on there computer?

All that tentacle porn gotta be kept on an external 1 tb HDD :D

nonono, micro sd that can be swallowed in case of emergency 

 

 

 

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for poeple on the GO

my favorite part.

his wife.

 

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nonono, micro sd that can be swallowed in case of emergency 

 

Erm, what kind of porn are you storing????

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Erm, what kind of porn are you storing????

sadly none.

Other sensitive files.

 

 

 

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Gotta say, I've never used the default folders for music, video or pictures.

 

I'm sure I had reasons for this back in the day, probably windows media player tried to get it's grubby little hands on my MP3s and fuck up the tags or something.

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Keep yo porn on ur iphone in a safe app :D

encrypt your porn!

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The best place to hide your porn is in System32... nobody would look there...

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yeah seriously

Who keeps porn on there computer?

All that tentacle porn gotta be kept on an external 1 tb HDD :D

In a NAS even ;)

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All these people saying who puts porn on there pc are the biggest culprits here lol.

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