Seaman's™ Mayo as Thermal compound?

[BananaNinja]

I did some research into using alternative products as thermal compound and found Mayo constantly beats around 50% of other thermal compounds on the market (the cheaper kinds)

 

of course I found that Arctic Silver 5 still tops the board but interestingly I used 2 types of test mayo 

1. Kraft EasyMayo  

2. Seaman's Spiced Mayo

 

Kraft Mayo performed worse that Spiced Mayo, I assume this is due to the thickness of the mayo and it's lesser ability to fill the micro holes in between the copper plates
 

an i7 4770k @ stock speed using Kraft EasyMayo found under load 10 min of Prime95 = 85 Degrees Celcius (Corsair H80i)

 

Using Seaman's Spiced Mayo my tests found that it was slightly watered down in terms of taste but performed better than Kraft

 

an i7 4770k @ stock speed using Kraft EasyMayo found under load 10 min of Prime95 = 67 Degrees Celcius (Corsair H80i)

 

Semen's mayo was white and goopy, slightly translucent. I had to shake the bottle and rub the top of the tubular bottle a couple times before it comes out and once it did there was no mayo left but It refills over time. I usually like to spread my mayo across my GF's CPU and GPU, she likes it like that and BUT I should say that she gets pretty hot and very wet from the liquid cooling

tl;dr Thermal Semen is a good compund

[Tim Drake]

[SpagettiNinja]

 I usually like to spread my mayo across my GF's CPU and GPU, she likes it like that and BUT I should say that she gets pretty hot and very wet from the liquid cooling

 

U wot m8

[Trik'Stari]

[_ASSASSIN_]

[EarthboundHero]

Could ya fuckin' not?

[Lays]

mayo was white and goopy, slightly translucent

 

 

[Gofspar]

mayo was white and goopy, slightly translucent

 

 

[ManIkWeet]

Yes, maybe you should get an actual girlfriend?

[Enderman]

well AS5 is actually not very good, so you probably id not look at very recent benchmarks of thermal compounds.

[Statik]

I'm sure that will smell nice after a while.

[Guest]

In your testing has this mayonnaise been successful at cooling your brain as well?

[ShearMe]

gg