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I am veery thankful of your guys honest advice in my situation of need and distress. Heeding your advice my gf is currently driving my son to the hospital right now. However, it's not really a big deal and everything is okay because I just discovered that the bleach container was never actually opened and is full so my son never drank the bleach. My gf is going to laugh so hard when she finds out later tonight

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wtf is wrong with your life.

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INB4 Mod bans you

EDIT: He changed it nvm

Nvidia is to Dr Dre Beets as AMD is to KFC.

One makes you broke, the other you can get more of and have a midnight snack from the fridge when hungry again. Once you go Nvidia, you go broked, turn into an Elitist, or get the incorrect amount of VRAM.


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 I was only 9 years old. I loved Fifflaren so much, I had all the NiP merchandise and matches pirated. I prayed to Fifflaren every night before bed. Thanking him for the life I have been given. Fifflaren is love I say. Fifflaren is life. My dad hears and calls me a fuckhead. I knew he was just jelly of my passion for Fifflaren. I called him a Sw@yer. He hits me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel someone touching me. I feel someone touching me. It's Fifflaren. I am so happy. He whispers in my ear; "this is my pyjama". He grabs me with his powerful Swedish hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Fifflaren. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Fifflaren. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Fifflaren. He roars a viking roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Fifflaren looks straight into his eyes and says; "He is a ninja now". Fifflaren is love, Fifflaren is life 
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The OP right now:

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What?

I would go into more detail about it but this is all i need.

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Nvidia is to Dr Dre Beets as AMD is to KFC.

One makes you broke, the other you can get more of and have a midnight snack from the fridge when hungry again. Once you go Nvidia, you go broked, turn into an Elitist, or get the incorrect amount of VRAM.


- WCCFTECH

 I was only 9 years old. I loved Fifflaren so much, I had all the NiP merchandise and matches pirated. I prayed to Fifflaren every night before bed. Thanking him for the life I have been given. Fifflaren is love I say. Fifflaren is life. My dad hears and calls me a fuckhead. I knew he was just jelly of my passion for Fifflaren. I called him a Sw@yer. He hits me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel someone touching me. I feel someone touching me. It's Fifflaren. I am so happy. He whispers in my ear; "this is my pyjama". He grabs me with his powerful Swedish hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Fifflaren. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Fifflaren. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Fifflaren. He roars a viking roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Fifflaren looks straight into his eyes and says; "He is a ninja now". Fifflaren is love, Fifflaren is life 
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The fact that you live in "weiners" both of these posts will be assumed shit posts. By both me, and 90% of the forum.

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So your child didn't drink bleach and are you sure about that  ? Or are you just trolling your girlfriend.....?

NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER STOP LEARNING. DONT LET THE PAST HURT YOU. YOU CAN DOOOOO IT

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So your child didn't drink bleach and are you sure about that  ? Or are you just trolling your girlfriend.....?

PLOT TWIST: OP really drank the bleach and is now tripping balls?

Nvidia is to Dr Dre Beets as AMD is to KFC.

One makes you broke, the other you can get more of and have a midnight snack from the fridge when hungry again. Once you go Nvidia, you go broked, turn into an Elitist, or get the incorrect amount of VRAM.


- WCCFTECH

 I was only 9 years old. I loved Fifflaren so much, I had all the NiP merchandise and matches pirated. I prayed to Fifflaren every night before bed. Thanking him for the life I have been given. Fifflaren is love I say. Fifflaren is life. My dad hears and calls me a fuckhead. I knew he was just jelly of my passion for Fifflaren. I called him a Sw@yer. He hits me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel someone touching me. I feel someone touching me. It's Fifflaren. I am so happy. He whispers in my ear; "this is my pyjama". He grabs me with his powerful Swedish hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Fifflaren. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Fifflaren. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Fifflaren. He roars a viking roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Fifflaren looks straight into his eyes and says; "He is a ninja now". Fifflaren is love, Fifflaren is life 
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The fact that you live in "weiners" both of these posts will be assumed shit posts. By both me, and 90% of the forum.

 

I would go into more detail about it but this is all i need.

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I'm sorry... is my son in trouble again?  He was crying about how you guys didn't like his pictures?

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So your child didn't drink bleach and are you sure about that  ? Or are you just trolling your girlfriend.....?

 

Yeah and I'm honestly really happy right now because 30 min ago I thought my son was gonna die. Jeez im sorry for trying to let everyone know that everything is going to be okay.

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On your profile it says you're 18. Soooo how can you have a child?

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On your profile it says you're 18. Soooo how can you have a child?

He probably had sex

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I'm sorry... is my son in trouble again?  He was crying about how you guys didn't like his pictures?

What ? You mean that one kid that was trolling about that youtube video ? And saying it was an social experiment ?

NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER STOP LEARNING. DONT LET THE PAST HURT YOU. YOU CAN DOOOOO IT

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He probably had sex

B-b-but...

 

 

 

 

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What ? You mean that one kid that was trolling about that youtube video ? And saying it was an social experiment ?

Hahaha I remember him.

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Maybe OP is legit and forum is just being douchy as usual? :P

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What ? You mean that one kid that was trolling about that youtube video ? And saying it was an social experiment ?

No.  He was crying because you guys didn't like his profile picture.  He was forced to change it by a moderator.  

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So, you think your son drank bleach.... So your girlfriend drives your son to the Hospital, while you are on LTT forming about it?... Why are you not there in the car too?

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Maybe OP is legit and forum is just being douchy as usual? :P

Girlfriend and son don't go together ... 

Second , I don't know what he posted before but this is called shitposting ... 

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No.  He was crying because you guys didn't like his profile picture.  He was forced to change it by a moderator.  

What not even. It was because he was advertising. Nothing was even talked about his profile pic.

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Girlfriend and son don't go together ... 

Second , I don't know what he posted before but this is called shitposting ...

He could have had a son and not be married, what's so strange about that? :P
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He could have had a son and not be married, what's so strange about that? :P

He should be calling his girlfriend Wife ... Maybe I'm just annoyed by words being use incorrectly ... 

... Life is a game and the checkpoints are your birthday , you will face challenges where you may not get rewarded afterwords but those are the challenges that help you improve yourself . Always live for tomorrow because you may never know when your game will be over ... I'm totally not going insane in anyway , shape or form ... I just have broken English and an open mind ... 

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He should be calling his girlfriend Wife ... Maybe I'm just annoyed by words being use incorrectly ...

I guess :P
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I guess :P

Okay ... His Kids drink bleach , his first response would be posting on a TECH forum , in the OFF-TOPIC section to ask how to save HIS kid  ... No parent would do that , maybe on some exceptions but mostly none . I'll be lucky if his wife/girlfriend or whatever don't kill him afterwords ... 

... Life is a game and the checkpoints are your birthday , you will face challenges where you may not get rewarded afterwords but those are the challenges that help you improve yourself . Always live for tomorrow because you may never know when your game will be over ... I'm totally not going insane in anyway , shape or form ... I just have broken English and an open mind ... 

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