Experiences with non-techies

[Darkman]

This really happened. Literally 8 minutes ago

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This happened to me last night.

 

Note: this person bashes the fuck out of amd whenever he can and will refuse to believe anything you say to him since he automatically assumes he knows better than you. (He thought DDR4 and a 5820k would work in a H97 board. Also he has NEVER used a AMD CARD)

^ Again, he has NEVER touched a AMD card... ^ And more of his fanboyness for Nvidia comes again

@KingCry was helping me get sources during this cause my internet was being stupid. (messenger.com is so great instead of using Facebook if your internet is bad)

[DimasRMDO]

[Frankie]

Oh. I was thinking of something else...

Something that can't physically happen....

 

Yeah, that wouldn't fit. You're overthinking it bud, it's just a stupid joke.

[Akolyte]

This happened to me last night.

Note: this person bashes the fuck out of amd whenever he can and will refuse to believe anything you say to him since he automatically assumes he knows better than you. (He thought DDR4 and a 5820k would work in a H97 board. Also he has NEVER used a AMD CARD)

^ Again, he has NEVER touched a AMD card... ^ And more of his fanboyness for Nvidia comes again

@KingCry was helping me get sources during this cause my internet was being stupid. (messenger.com is so great instead of using Facebook if your internet is bad)

I have a friend who thinks Intel and nvidia are the best because Intel has a chip which only works with nvidia??? It's also super funny because he says I suck at IT but I've saved his butt so many times, once during a hard drive failure, once during a modem and router issue which he had the wrong thoughts about, and a whole bunch of server issues.

I know someone who built a pc cuz he didn't need my help. Core i7, 2gb ram and he thinks a core i7 has seven cores. Lol

This really happened. Literally 8 minutes ago

Well. I know people like that. Just very mislead in terms of technology. After all, people would hate msi if they just saw their ads. My thought is never trust technology advertising only trust reputation and specs

[Ceatra]

 

[STRMfrmXMN]

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[ConnorDahne]

My granny uses bing,,,,,
And my granpda uses dreggol..

You know that browser you just can't seem to get rid of when you click through a download from a shitty site without reading.
Yeah he thought it was an upgrade. I don't even know how to start to explain to them lol

[chkenwing]

My boss at my previous job held a iPhone USB cable in the air, looks at me and then she says "Where do I plug this in?". I mentally faced palmed. 

[BurgerBum]

haha

 

nice! new laptop huh?

 

whos going to choose it?

 

but how did you make it? like change the name to Google Chrome or something?

 

Did you use the one to execute all the batches at same time?

yes and yes.

renamed it to GoogleChrome

 

she chose some 150$ chrome-book specs windows8.1 running HP laptop no matter how much i told her the 25$ cheaper on sale all in one tablet thingy was fine.

[BurgerBum]

My boss at my previous job held a iPhone USB cable in the air, looks at me and then she says "Where do I plug this in?". I mentally faced palmed. 

''up yuh butt mr.hershey squirts''

 

thats how i'd reply.

[jayctech]

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How did Kayla guess iPhone?..  :huh:

[BurgerBum]

This really happened. Literally 8 minutes ago

ive said that about logitech though.

its a common joke really.

 

''im a blatant fangirl and dont give a shit. deal with it'' kinda tone is usually how its intended.

[BurgerBum]

Well my mom still doesnt understand how a cpu and gpu can get up to 50 to 80 c without starting a fire. Im like. mom................ please stop.  

my mom grabbed my phone off the table for me cause i was on the couch with a broken toe.

''why is it so hot''

because i was just playing fallout sheltre and watching youtube...

''but it shouldnt get hot''

yes, actaully it should if it didnt it would be breaking physiscs

''you dont know what you're talking about''

 

i straight up told her to fuck off before grabbing my phone and hobbling off to my room.

i got sick of her telling me shit.

 

 

 

Wow... Just... Wow... Everyone in the comments 4790k is faster then a 5820k

JESUS

why didnt i see that video soone.r v~v i coulda had my pc up and running by now with the 5350

[soup]

i straight up told her to fuck off before grabbing my phone and hobbling off to my room.

 

You told your mum to "fuck off"?  No wonder she calls you names, just seems the way you talk to each other.

[DimasRMDO]

I know someone who built a pc cuz he didn't need my help. Core i7, 2gb ram and he thinks a core i7 has seven cores. Lol

Oh my, i7 7 cores? I've got a friend who thinks like that, I also said hyper-threading.

So he thinks i7 has 7 cores 14 threads....

 

If that "CPU" is real, I don't give a f*ck about 5960X, I'd get "That" i7 instead

[STRMfrmXMN]

How did Kayla guess iPhone?..  :huh:

How? I guess using brainpower. But why? I dunno

[jayctech]

So I'm not sure if this is the right place to post this but I don't know where else..

 

I got a letter from the doctor about an appointment for a scan. At the bottom it mentions that music will be played during the scan and if " wish to bring [my] own CD may"...

 

Who owns CD's anymore?  :huh:

[MDPS]

So I'm not sure if this is the right place to post this but I don't know where else..

 

I got a letter from the doctor about an appointment for a scan. At the bottom it mentions that music will be played during the scan and if " wish to bring [my] own CD may"...

 

Who owns CD's anymore?  :huh:

Who sends letters anymore? :huh:

[jayctech]

Who sends letters anymore? :huh:

The NHS as it turns out.

[RedOwen1177]

So I'm not sure if this is the right place to post this but I don't know where else..

 

I got a letter from the doctor about an appointment for a scan. At the bottom it mentions that music will be played during the scan and if " wish to bring [my] own CD may"...

 

Who owns CD's anymore?  :huh:

Old people

[Frankie]

So I'm not sure if this is the right place to post this but I don't know where else..

 

I got a letter from the doctor about an appointment for a scan. At the bottom it mentions that music will be played during the scan and if " wish to bring [my] own CD may"...

 

Who owns CD's anymore?  :huh:

 

Time to record a fire mixtape

[Kirya]

Honestly it could be so funny ! Try to find something

[MDPS]

My friend told me about a guy he was talking to on Steam who wanted to build his own computer. No big deal. My friend asked what his specs would be. Here they are.

AMD FX-6300

GTX980

H100i GTX CPU Cooler

6TB HDD Storage

500W PSU

 

Now you'll probably notice I didn't mention a motherboard or RAM or even a case. Get this. The guy wanted to buy a $500 pre-built, get the case (which is incredibly small yet an ATX and will probably not fit the 240mm rad at all), motherboard, and RAM, and then just buy the rest of it.

 

Oh yeah, and an FX-6300 with a GTX980?

[soup]

Who owns CD's anymore?  :huh:

Me.

[shymi]

So a year ago I decided to modernize my parents a bit and replace their old phones with smart ones(goodbye 10 day battery life...). So first was my mother, then my father(both got a Moto G). A week after my dad received his gift, he calls me and starts to explain how he transferred the birthdays from the calendar from his older phone( ffs a 12 year-old Sony brick, which worked almost like day 1 and the damage it had taken was because it was dropped many times and submerged a couple... not to mention, that it has tasted alcohol also...). The problem was, that he created a one time events and didn't know, that a yearly events existed, so he continued adding events(manually) for the birthdays for the year after.

Now, the strangest part - the call was around lunch time and I told him, that there's an option for yearly events and he doesn't need to add all the birthdays manually for each year. On the same day in the evening I receive another call from him in which he bragged about, how he managed to make all of the birthday entries to yearly ones without any help(he's not a fan of google and he doesn't understand English).

 

Sometimes my parents amaze me