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It was at smash burger...

 

I've been there before and what I had then tasted nothing like this.

 

 

It was a mushroom/swiss truffle burger, and when I tasted this thing... omfg.  The meat was perfect, almost like they made ground beef from the filet minon portion of the cow, and only selected cows that were genetically bred to taste better.  The mushrooms and cheese had almost a garlic taste to it and it was #$%^ing glorious.

 

 

Every one of you on this earth, who has not had that burger, has a gaping hole inside your souls, incomplete human beings that you are, you will wander the earth long after death never knowing what a perfect burger tastes like.

I am impelled not to squeak like a grateful and frightened mouse, but to roar...

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darn it, there are two in michigan. Next time I am there I will try one. 

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It was at smash burger...

 

I've been there before and what I had then tasted nothing like this.

 

 

It was a mushroom/swiss truffle burger, and when I tasted this thing... omfg.  The meat was perfect, almost like they made ground beef from the filet minon portion of the cow, and only selected cows that were genetically bred to taste better.  The mushrooms and cheese and almost a garlic taste to it and it was #$%^ing glorious.

 

 

Every one of you on this earth, who has not had that burger, have a gaping hole inside your souls, incomplete human beings that you are, you will wander the earth long after death never knowing what a perfect burger tastes like.

I'm not really fond of american burgers... I like our Pljeskavica more :P

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smash burger is really good. Damn, now im hungry

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Stop making me hungry. I'm already drooling... All over my keyboard.

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They're great when I'm lazy. Too bad none are around here. :(

 

There's one on Bliss! :o I may take a drive there later.

 

Eww, mushrooms

GTFO.

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Every one of you on this earth, who has not had that burger, have a gaping hole inside your souls, incomplete human beings that you are, you will wander the earth long after death never knowing what a perfect burger tastes like.

You know. I recently saw a guy trying to hit on a girl with a very similar attitude.. It was the single most cringeworthy thing i've ever seen.

 

On topic.

I prefer my home cooked burgers. 

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Heart Attack grill in Las Vegas, nuff said

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Heart Attack grill in Las Vegas, nuff said

Dude, the quadruple burger is what makes me stay away from that place. People have actually died eating that stuff.

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this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

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Dude, the quadruple burger is what makes me stay away from that place. People have actually died eating that stuff.

Even one of the "normal" burgers is insane

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Even one of the "normal" burgers is insane

Dude, i wonder what the FDA had to say...Or whoever manages restaurants.

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this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

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You know. I recently saw a guy trying to hit on a girl with a very similar attitude.. It was the single most cringeworthy thing i've ever seen.

 

On topic.

I prefer my home cooked burgers. 

Wanna make me some? It's 1 am and I'm hungry. No good places will bring me some at 1 am. I'll end up going to McDonalds if you don't make me some burges. Please? 

 

 

Dude, the quadruple burger is what makes me stay away from that place. People have actually died eating that stuff.

That's why it's called Heart Attack duh. :P 

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I was debating whether or not I should make a sandwich considering it's 2:30 AM and I see a food related thread, I just gotta eat now.  OP, you are making me fat you bastard.

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I was debating whether or not I should make a sandwich considering it's 2:30 AM and I see a food related thread, I just gotta eat now.  OP, you are making me fat you bastard.

 

My standard assumption is that every one of you looks like this:

 

fat_cartman-11118.jpg

I am impelled not to squeak like a grateful and frightened mouse, but to roar...

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Wanna make me some? It's 1 am and I'm hungry. No good places will bring me some at 1 am. I'll end up going to McDonalds if you don't make me some burges. Please? 

 

 

That's why it's called Heart Attack duh. :P

I'd have to go to the store. Get all the ingredients. Get into my car. Drive and go by car ferry to kiel. And then drive all the way to cologne.. And i would've eaten the burger before i left my apartment. Which would've made the trip completely pointless xD

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"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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My standard assumption is that every one of you looks like this:

 

fat_cartman-11118.jpg

 

NO, I do not look like that!  I wear glasses...

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I miss In n Out :(

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