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[GAME]Translate the above translation 35 times with bad translator

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Ok here is the game. You take the very last sentence of the person above you, and you translate that statement 35 times over with Bing translator with the bad translator website.

 

idea from @Tro :)

 

 

link to the site: http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

 

The first person will translate the text below:

As always, I will go first, as I was first to post.

"If a Lobster is a fish because it moves by jumping, then a kangaroo is a bird" - Admiral Paulo de Castro Moreira da Silva

"There is nothing more difficult than fixing something that isn't all the way broken yet." - Author Unknown

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(forgot to post the first translation) Or is the last sentence of your post what we should translate?

(don't mind this post btw) 

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"ok here is the game. you take the VERY last sentence of the person above you, and you translate that statement 35 times over with bing translator with the bad translator website. link to the site: http://ackuna.com/badtranslator As always, I wi "


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"But in two games have become and Bing links needed to download the site offers more than 35 times Tags: as a rule, the domain name HTTP://ackuna.com/badtranslator. "


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The first proper translation according to the OP, please go on from this one:


 


Original text:


"As always, I will go first, as I was first to post."


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Always comes first. Before you go."


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Original text:

"Always comes first. Before you go."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"For the first time in the history of this country that before continuing."

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"For the first time in the history of this country that before continuing." 

to

 

"For the first time in the history of this country."

 

I think we have reached a dead end

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"For the first time in the history of this country."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"For the first time in history."

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Original text:

 

"For the first time in history"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"For the first time in history."

 

I think we have hit the end already

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"For the first time in the history of this country."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"For the first time in history."

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Shouldn't you take "I think we have reached a dead end"? or did I misinterpret the OP?

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."

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Okay, can I start again?

This could be pretty fun.

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Apperantly you can be happy, it is very much possible


"This could be pretty fun. "


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"You can be happy."


"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."

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Original text:

"You can be happy"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Leave happy."

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Original text:


"Leave happy"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"You can create a report."


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[Disregard this post] 

Shouldn't you take "I think we have reached a dead end"? or did I misinterpret the OP?

[DISREGARD THIS POST]

yes i said to take the very last stated sentence from the person above. I said this in case they have a comment about it. that way the text will change easily and it wont get stuck. BUT seeing as the translation itself can be pretty funny as well, feel free to translate the translation or the last sentence, it doesnt really matter

"If a Lobster is a fish because it moves by jumping, then a kangaroo is a bird" - Admiral Paulo de Castro Moreira da Silva

"There is nothing more difficult than fixing something that isn't all the way broken yet." - Author Unknown

Spoiler

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"You can create a report."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In the report."

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Original text:


"In the report."


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"... It."


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Original text:

"... It."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... It looks like this:"

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For a moment I thought we had hit another stop


Original text:


""... It looks like this:" "


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"... Because this is the place."


"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."

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Original text:


"Because this is the place"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"This is the place."


Our Grace. The Feathered One. He shows us the way. His bob is majestic and shows us the path. Follow unto his guidance and His example. He knows the one true path. Our Saviour. Our Grace. Our Father Birb has taught us with His humble heart and gentle wing the way of the bob. Let us show Him our reverence and follow in His example. The True Path of the Feathered One. ~ Dimboble-dubabob III

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Original text:

"This is the place."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Space."

 

space is the place. such a true statement LOL

"If a Lobster is a fish because it moves by jumping, then a kangaroo is a bird" - Admiral Paulo de Castro Moreira da Silva

"There is nothing more difficult than fixing something that isn't all the way broken yet." - Author Unknown

Spoiler

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