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How to scratch a mosquito bite without bleeding!

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All you need is a TV Controller. Just use the rubber on it and start sliding it over the mosquito bite.

 

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I have never scratched a bite to the point in which it bleed...

so uh....

maybe your just doing it wrong?

or i'm doing it right xD?

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Or just don't scratch it and let it heal.

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I have found that the vibrating back massagers work well.

I usually stay in India over the summer and get ~100 mosquito bites per stay

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Or just don't scratch it and let it heal.

I prefer this idea...

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If you let tap water heat up as much as it can, then run a metal spoon under it for ten seconds, and press the back of it against the bite for around 30 seconds, it will no longer itch. The heat denatures the proteins that make it do so.

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What I usually do is say if I get a mosquito bite on my arm I just simply cut off my arm. It's less annoying than having to scratch my arm every 5 seconds.

Who needs two arms anyway? God gave everyone an extra one for this case.

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off topic much...

lol just put some cream on it

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What's the specs of your mosquito? It's usually those who are OC'ed Mosquitoes that are really itchy. 

EDIT: Forgot my two-cents, just let it heal. 

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Who needs two arms anyway? God gave everyone an extra one for this case.

 

Some of us are blessed in a certain department.

 

I'd be lost without both.

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If you let tap water heat up as much as it can, then run a metal spoon under it for ten seconds, and press the back of it against the bite for around 30 seconds, it will no longer itch. The heat denatures the proteins that make it do so.

I've found if you take any AMD GPU, run it under hot tap water, throw it in the air and shout "turn this bite into a byte!" that not only will that GPU be dead, but also your arm will still itch.

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Slap it or just put your hand over it fully covering that red itchy area but don't move it.

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I've found if you take any AMD GPU, run it under hot tap water, throw it in the air and shout "turn this bite into a byte!" that not only will that GPU be dead, but also your arm will still itch.

I've washed a GPU before. Still works fine.

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If you let tap water heat up as much as it can, then run a metal spoon under it for ten seconds, and press the back of it against the bite for around 30 seconds, it will no longer itch. The heat denatures the proteins that make it do so.

Is that true? If so you are a miracle worker.

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Is that true? If so you are a miracle worker.

Yup: http://lifehacker.com/use-a-hot-spoon-to-instantly-relieve-itchy-bug-bites-615912899

 

Takes a few minutes, so longer than I remember, but works great.

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The way I do it is, take your nail (Your longest one)

 

And press hard on the mosquito bite

 

then make it a cross, press hard on it again in a different angle to make it a cross.

 

Works every time, relieves the itch.

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Or just don't scratch it and let it heal.

over. rated.

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Lick it and the itching will stop. 

eeeew

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