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Ubisoft: Let's throw stuff at them, then they wont bother with us anymore! Oh, but you have to buy our game first!

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Preordering bonuses advert. Fucking please.

 

Also, I think they misspoke. "The sooner you preorder, the sooner you can win prizes like ingame content [bleh], exclusive Assassins Creed Unity-skinned consoles [bleh..], Home entertainment systems [ok, that could be expensive.], a trip to comiccon [ok, not bad], the Assassins Creed studio in Montreal, and more."

 

Wait, so we can win the Assassins Creed studio? I think they meant to say a trip or tour of the studio.

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I would really love to win a trip to Ubisoft Montreal to slap them all.

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Preordering bonuses advert. Fucking please.

 

Also, I think they misspoke. "The sooner you preorder, the sooner you can win prizes like ingame content [bleh], exclusive Assassins Creed Unity-skinned consoles [bleh..], Home entertainment systems [ok, that could be expensive.], a trip to comiccon [ok, not bad], the Assassins Creed studio in Montreal, and more."

 

Wait, so we can win the Assassins Creed studio? I think they meant to say a trip or tour of the studio.

I encourage whoever wins this to fight for their prize.

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I encourage whoever wins this to fight for their prize.

I do to, but it probably doesn't override any terms and conditions you need to accept to win anything.

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Pay to win a chance to spin to win. Gj Ubisoft. *boards the pirate boat* ALL ABOARD!

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I remember in the begining of AC4 a girl tells you "Happy pirating!"

 

Ahaha.How much I laughed at that line...

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I remember in the begining of AC4 a girl tells you "Happy pirating!"

 

Ahaha.How much I laughed at that line...

Me too , especially because i torrented the game 

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I do to, but it probably doesn't override any terms and conditions you need to accept to win anything.

it says a trip to montreal in the video, the announcer just didn't want to sound redundant.

Since he previously said "a trip to comic-con" the words a trip to are implied.

Linus Sebastian said:

The stand is indeed made of metal but I wouldn't drive my car over a bridge made of it.

 

https://youtu.be/X5YXWqhL9ik?t=552

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100% guarantee that if I did this I would win like slightly different colour shoes for him 

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Me too , especially i torrented the game 

Everyone torrents games/software in Romania...

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Better suck out as much money from people before the game is released and they realize the game is shit, right?

I will never pre-order a game again *looks over at my copy of Duke Nukem Forever*.

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Everyone torrents games/software in Romania...

I'm poor lol , literally used my last money on steam sales , can't even get a damn mcflurry , since their price got up from 6 to 9 lei

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I'm poor lol , literally used my last money on steam sales , can't even get a damn mcflurry , since their price got up from 6 to 9 lei

What?

They did that?

Shit.

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I'm poor lol , literally used my last money on steam sales , can't even get a damn mcflurry , since their price got up from 6 to 9 lei

 

You should pity Ubisoft. They're so poor they couldn't even give me a digital copy of the game i worked on for them.

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heh, nope

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I remember the days when we used to make threads about how awesome a game was,or how hard or tricky a mission was,or how amazing the next sequel will be and talk features...yeah my ass... lets talk preorder and why the game will be unoptimized even at the 10th sequel release.

Ubisoft style

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