Jump to content

[GAME] Corrupt a wish!

FakezZ
By FakezZ
in Off Topic
 Share
Posted

So I saw this from another forum and I thought it'd be fun to try it here. So the way it works is a person starts with a wish. Then the next one replies, corrupts it and makes a wish of his own. Then the next person corrupts it and makes a wish of his own. And so forth.

For example:

 

-I wish i could fly!

 

-Granted, but you'll never land!

I wish I could be rich!

 

-Granted, but you'll get robbed by burglars.

I wish I was superman.

 

-Granted, but....................

I wish .....................

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

So I'll start! I wish junk food was healthy!

MacBook Pro 15' 2018 (Pretty much the only system I use)

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

-Granted, but you'll gain weight 500x faster.

I wish I had a baller gaming rig.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

 edit

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it You are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

-Granted, but you'll gain weight 500x faster.

I wish I had a baller gaming rig.

Granted, but it can only play Super Meat Boy

 

I wish I had school off already.

Nova doctrina terribilis sit perdere

Audio format guides: Vinyl records | Cassette tapes

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

-Granted, but you'll gain weight 500x faster.

I wish I had a baller gaming rig.

Granted, but you'll never have time to play any games on it.

I wish i had more time.

Aragorn (WS): 250D | 6800k | 840 Pro 512GB | Intel 530 480GB  | Asus X99-M WS | 64GB DDR4 | Corsair HX720i | GTX 1070 | Corsair H115i | Philips BDM4350UC 43" 3840x2160 IPS

Gimli (server):  Node 304 | G4560 | ADATA XPG SX8000 128GB | 2x 5TB WD Red | ASROCK H270M-ITX/AC  | 8GB DDR4 | Seasonic 400FL

 Omega (server):                 Fractal Arc Mini R2 | i3 4130 | 500GB Maxtor | 2TB WD Red : Raid 1 | 3TB Seagate Barracuda | 16GB RAM | Seasonic G-450w
Alpha (WS): 900D | 4770k | GTX 780  | 840 Pro 512GB  | GA-Z87X-OC | Corsair RM 850 | 24GB 2400mhz | Samsung S27B970D 2560x1440

                              ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

Granted, but you'll never have time to play any games on it.

I wish i had more time.

Granted, but while you are doing whatever you want to use this time for, a tiny woodpecker pecks at your ear drum constantly. Not enough to hurt you (it's tiny), but enough to annoy and disturb you.

I wish games were how every conflict was settled.

† Christian Member †

For my pertinent links to guides, reviews, and anything similar, go here, and look under the spoiler labeled such. A brief history of Unix and it's relation to OS X by Builder.

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

Granted, but while you are doing whatever you want to use this time for, a tiny woodpecker pecks at your ear drum constantly. Not enough to hurt you (it's tiny), but enough to annoy and disturb you.

I wish games were how every conflict was settled.

Granted, but it would be The Hunger Games

 

Nobody ruined my first wish, so I'll try again: I wish I had school off already.

Nova doctrina terribilis sit perdere

Audio format guides: Vinyl records | Cassette tapes

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

Granted, but while you are doing whatever you want to use this time for, a tiny woodpecker pecks at your ear drum constantly. Not enough to hurt you (it's tiny), but enough to annoy and disturb you.

I wish games were how every conflict was settled.

Granted, but if people don't win, they might rage quit 

 

I wish google fiber would come to UK

Specs: CPU: AMD FX 6300 Motherboard: Gigabyte 970A DS3P RAM: HyperX Fury 16GB 1866MHz GPU: MSI R9 270 OC edition Case: Sharkoon VS3-S SSD: Samsung 840 EVO 120GB HDD: 1TB Caviar Blue PSU: Corsair CX500W

*If I say something that seems offensive, please don't take it seriously, it was most likely meant as a joke/sarcastically*

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

Imma double ruin!

Granted, but it would be The Hunger Games

 

Nobody ruined my first wish, so I'll try again: I wish I had school off already.

Granted: But your teachers will follow you where ever you go.

Granted, but if people don't win, they might rage quit 

 

I wish google fiber would come to UK

Granted: But you can only use it on your TV.

I wish I didn't have to poop right now.

So I can put anything here?

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

Granted, but it would be The Hunger Games

 

Nobody ruined my first wish, so I'll try again: I wish I had school off already.

I'LL RUIN YOUR WISH VOLBET

Granted, but you forget everything you've learned in your previous years and can't learn anything again ever. 

I wish I wouldn't think so much. 

 

Now I have to double ruin

Imma double ruin!

Granted: But your teachers will follow you where ever you go.

Granted: But you can only use it on your TV.

I wish I didn't have to poop right now.

Granted, but you lose your ability to produce more poop. (you can't eat anymore hue)

Motherboard: ASUS M5A97 le R2.0, CPU: AMD FX-6300, Graphics Card: Sapphire Radeon HD 7850 2GB,

 PSU: Corsair CX600M, RAM: 8GB G.Skill Ripjaws X Series, HDD: 1TB Seagate Barracuda, Case: CM Storm Enforcer

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

I wish I didn't have to poop right now.

Granted! Check your pants.

 

I wish I had a VTOL.

Any unknown button should be pressed even number of times.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

This thread is a bit of a cluster fuck. You people do realize that you're supposed to corrupt the wish above you, right? Not just any one you please?

 

@ChezMak0r Granted, but your only thoughts are in latin.

 

@Zeke Granted, but it can only go up or down one meter and can't go in any other direction.

 

 

I wish I had a GTX 880.

I can be a cynical a**hole at times. I apologize if I cause any offence at those time. I also occasionally have issues communicating my point. Extreme introversion + Photographic memory + Some other things.

Desktop: i5-4670k - 8gb 1600MHz - MSI 7850

Laptop: i7-4810QM - GTX 870m - 8gb RAM

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

@Zeke

Granted! Within minutes you crashed and died.

 

I wish I had a small fox girl.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

This thread is a bit of a cluster fuck. You people do realize that you're supposed to corrupt the wish above you, right? Not just any one you please?

 

@ChezMak0r Granted, but your only thoughts are in latin.

 

@Zeke Granted, but it can only go up or down one meter and can't go in any other direction.

 

 

I wish I had a GTX 880.

Granted! GTX980 is released tomorrow.

 

Damnit, it's not that easy to keep up.

Any unknown button should be pressed even number of times.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

Ever heard of No Game, No Life?

 

Did you get this off of the GMC?

 

This is where I got the idea from. :3 I love that show... so much.

Granted! Within minutes you crashed and died.

 

I wish I had a small fox girl.

Granted, but she's a dark kitsune, meaning she's never going to kill you, but constantly play cruel pranks on you, like dropping a toaster in your bath tub while you are in it, but preventing you from dying. 

... have fun with that.

I wish I was made of rubber. 

† Christian Member †

For my pertinent links to guides, reviews, and anything similar, go here, and look under the spoiler labeled such. A brief history of Unix and it's relation to OS X by Builder.

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

-

I was hoping for that type <3

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

I wish I was made of rubber. 

Granted! Now you're a condom.

 

Don't read this, GLaDOS

I wish that this wish would come true.

Any unknown button should be pressed even number of times.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

I wish I was made of rubber. 

Granted, but you'll never be able to stand. 

 

I wish I could read minds. 

Like watching Anime? Consider joining the unofficial LTT Anime Club Heaven Society~ ^.^

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

@

Zeke

Granted,I don't think you want to be a condom.

 

I wish I could sleep more than 6 hours a day.

i5 4670k @ 4.2GHz (Coolermaster Hyper 212 Evo); ASrock Z87 EXTREME4; 8GB Kingston HyperX Beast DDR3 RAM @ 2133MHz; Asus DirectCU GTX 560; Super Flower Golden King 550 Platinum PSU;1TB Seagate Barracuda;Corsair 200r case. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted
  • Author

Granted! Now you're a condom.

 

Don't read this, GLaDOS

I wish that this wish would come true.

Granted, but you died before it came true.

I wish I had the power of my desktop in my phone!

MacBook Pro 15' 2018 (Pretty much the only system I use)

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

@

Zeke

Granted,I don't think you want to be a condom.

Not that one damnit :D

Any unknown button should be pressed even number of times.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

-Granted, but you'll gain weight 500x faster.

I wish I had a baller gaming rig.

 

Makes no sense.  Junk food being healthy makes you gain weight??  Poor logic man.  

CPU = Intel i7 4770K OC @ 4.1GHz | CPU Cooler = Corsair H105 | MOBO = Asus Z97 Maximus Gene VII | GPU = Asus STRIX 4GB GTX 980 | RAM = 32GB G. Skill Trident X Series @ 2400MHz | PSU = EVGA Supernova 850W 80+ Gold | SSD 1 = 120GB Corsair Neutron (OS) | SSD 2 = 240GB OCZ Vertex 3 (Games) | HDD = 1TB WD Green 7200RPM 64MB Cache (Storage)| OS = Win 8.1 64Bit | Case = Fractal Design Define R4 Blackout Edition w/ Window | KB = RAZER Blackwidow Ultimate 2014 Stealth | MS = Mionix NAOS 7000 | Monitor = 24" BenQ XL2420TE @ 144Hz | 2nd Monitor = 27" Asus VS278Q-P @ 60Hz 
CPU = Intel i7-2700K OC @ 4.5GHz | CPU Cooler = Corsair H100i | MOBO = Asus Maximus V Formula | GPU = EVGA 3GB 780Ti Superclocked w/ ACX Cooler | RAM = 16GB Corsair Vengeance @ 1600MHz | PSU = EVGA Supernova 1,300W 80+ Gold | SSD 1 = 128GB Samsung 840 Pro Series (OS) | SSD 2 = 120GB Kingston HyperX (Games) | HDD = 1TB Seagate 7200RPM 64MB Cache (Storage) | OS = Win 8.1 64Bit | Case = Fractal Design Define XL R2 | KB = ROCCAT ISKU | MS = ROCCAT Kone XTD Optical | Monitor = 24" Asus VG248QE @ 144Hz | 2nd Monitor = 27" Acer G276HLDbmid @ 60Hz       
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

Makes no sense.  Junk food being healthy makes you gain weight??  Poor logic man.  

Maybe the guy himself would gain 500x weight from any food

 

So now I'm confused, whose wish are we supposed to break next? nvm

Any unknown button should be pressed even number of times.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing Off Topic

×