What would it take for you to work for the NSA

[eldergeek]

key to NSA selfdestruct protocol, that would do.

...But then you wouldn't be working for the NSA, and would probably be made the subject of a global manhunt...

[Madgemade]

Money, because i have 0 morals

I concur

[Mouse-Potato]

Dad worked for NSA for 4 years after getting out of the Navy, it didn't actually pay that much, but that was a while back.

 

He didn't renew his contract and I have  feeling it was for moral ethics or something he won't talk about.

[-iSynthesis]

A Schnitzel.

I can give you one. When will you start working?

[-iSynthesis]

What do you mean change things for the better? it's not that simple besides the fact that what would you do stop snooping in peoples info and completely defeat the purpsoe of the NSA

Blow all NSA Headquarters up at the same time

[jamese669]

a Billion quid and a blow job from the president himself. on a hot sweaty sunny day and i hav'nt showered weeks in advance

[Worth]

Money

[Stadiz]

...But then you wouldn't be working for the NSA, and would probably be made the subject of a global manhunt...

Nah ill be fine with the first paycheck 

[Legion]

A nice salary, working in the NSA would be staying near the top of a field I'm very much interested in.

[Darkstar101]

Honey.

[Lil Chillbil]

Hell yeah i'll work for the nsa, sure i'll spy on people. a job is a job and someones gotta eat all that schnitzel. 

[TassieTim]

with all their data mining between the two i would think I'm all ready working there as it is

[asquirrel]

1. A guardian shield to protect from assassination by bullet/poison/gas/radiation/etc

The ability to change the way they operate from corruption to righteousness.The charisma to change peoples hearts and see what is right and wrong, rather than rule with an iron fist.Freedom to disclose what/how/why we do things to the U.S. public.

[Tech_Dreamer]

it depends, how good are you at hiding a sausage? :blink:

[Ngrungebb91]

Start a revolution and charge everyone in the NSA for violations against the Constitution of the United States of America. Thats what I would do if I ever had the chance. WE NEED OUR FREEDOM BACK FROM THIS OPPRESSION!

[ionbasa]

A decent salary and that they partially pay for my higher education(Masters Degree).

[pspfreak]

1. No self-dignity

1tb/s internet

shit-ton of money.

[DanTheMuffinMan]

A six figure salary

[Riddler356]

3 things

1. I get to be the head of the NSA. (meaning I can change things for the better)

2. I get free communication utilities (i.e. internet/phones) for the rest of my life. 

3. I can't be held liable under any US law regarding collecting information, personally (not for the NSA). i.e. wiretaps, sniffing packets, reading people's actual normal paper mail, etc. 

Oh, the fun I'd have.

And with that, I wouldn't need to get paid. I would do it for free.

exact same thing as you, also love that pic of baby beel wearing his headphones.

[JAKEBAB]

Getting pay'd lol just coz i dont agree with what they do doesn't mean i wouldn't do it if i was going to get pay'd lol.

[NInety]

The high government paycheck would be good enough.

Apply here:

http://www.nsa.gov/careers/

[GeTecknics]

not much least i could get benefits and probably make more than 50k a year i need a job when i get outta school i wouldnt mind at all gotta do what you can to survive

[daveyjones]

I'd work for the NSA if they dropped Snowden's charges, plus all the normal stuff, salary, benefits, and what not.

[EpicGeekonFire]

A salary...... thats all. 

[Vitalius]

exact same thing as you, also love that pic of baby beel wearing his headphones.

Thanks. I was hoping someone would notice!