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Is there anything that could make you work for the NSA or GCHQ? From a billion dollars to a cure for cancer. Anything is on the table.

 

The only thing that would make me consider working for the NSA is a cure for type 1 diabetes since my brother has it. Other than that I don't think anything would come close to appealing.

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Is there anything that could make you work for the NSA or GCHQ? From a billion dollars to a cure for cancer. Anything is on the table.

 

The only thing that would make me consider working for the NSA is a cure for type 1 diabetes since my brother has it. Other than that I don't think anything would come close to appealing.

3 things

1. I get to be the head of the NSA. (meaning I can change things for the better)

2. I get free communication utilities (i.e. internet/phones) for the rest of my life. 

3. I can't be held liable under any US law regarding collecting information, personally (not for the NSA). i.e. wiretaps, sniffing packets, reading people's actual normal paper mail, etc. 

Oh, the fun I'd have.

And with that, I wouldn't need to get paid. I would do it for free.

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way to much money i guess. thats probably true for everyone who works there already

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A job offer?
I'm pretty sure this would be high clearance stuff, with lots of pay...

I'd be in.

 

 

 

I could build a lot of computers with that kind of cash...

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3 things

1. I get to be the head of the NSA. (meaning I can change things for the better)

2. I get free communication utilities (i.e. internet/phones) for the rest of my life. 

3. I can't be held liable under any US law regarding collecting information, personally (not for the NSA). i.e. wiretaps, sniffing packets, reading people's actual normal paper mail, etc. 

Oh, the fun I'd have.

And with that, I wouldn't need to get paid. I would do it for free.

What do you mean change things for the better? xD it's not that simple besides the fact that what would you do stop snooping in peoples info and completely defeat the purpsoe of the NSA

 

 

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At least $100K/year. Which really isn't asking a lot. 

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  a cure for type 1 diabetes 

that will eventually get cured by stem cells

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I don't care for money. I do like the things you can buy with money though.

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A place to stay, Free food, free drinks and get at least minimum wage.

 

As well as: A job that isn't involved in managing Prism. 

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I'm sure there are actual branches worth working for inside such a big organization, just as there is for Microsoft and EA. 

I wouldn't be interested in working in such an environment, but good compensation along with a job that is focused on the actual "mission" of the organization rather than impeding on peoples' privacy would make it interesting

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money, a salary, financial stability, remember we are humans and which ever way you look at it we are selfish.

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My friends don't know i work for them and a massive salary.

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1) to be intelligent enough to work there

2) to actually be hired by them

3) good wage

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Why not if they would offer work that matches my specialities and would be interesting. I have mentality that I take that companies side where I work. Even if they may have problems in some area.

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A green card and reasonable pay.

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Why would I not work for the NSA?

 

Except they probably require you to be a US citizen or something like that. 

 

About 20 €/hour or more would be nice. 

 

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Money, because i have 0 morals

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I'm fairly unprincipled as well - I'd work for GCHQ without any issues; if only to guarantee myself some privacy by knowing how to exploit the system. Oh. Then there's the money thing too...That'd be pretty cool, I guess.

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What do you mean change things for the better? xD it's not that simple besides the fact that what would you do stop snooping in peoples info and completely defeat the purpsoe of the NSA

Isn't that the point? Who joins the NSA without the express intent to defeat it's purpose?

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key to NSA selfdestruct protocol, that would do.

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