How to Prevent/Mask Swass

[Buckley]

Alght so it's pretty common for teens and older men to suffer from swass, aka swamp ass or sweaty ass, which ever your prefer. As we all know, its pretty unattractive and just straight up stanks. And there is an easy 2 step plan that can change your sweat, around the crotch and your crack, from smelling like absolute shit to smelling nice..er. It doesn't eliminate the sweat, but when you sweat, it won't smell. All you need is 2 things ;

Antiperspirant Deodorant and Baby Powder.

For deodorant I use Old Spice Bearglove and for baby powder I use Johnson & Johnson with soothing aloe and vitamin C.

Any deodorant scent will do as long as it is antiperspirant. I'd go for something somewhat strong smelling such as Old Spice or Axe.

Baby powder it really doesn't matter as long as its baby powder. Gold Bond medicated is also a very good option , and feels pretty amazing when you apply it for the first time.

So the procedure is as follows ;

1: buy products.

2: take shower

3: dry off as much as you can with your towel

4: take deodorant and apply to your groin area ( where the joint it next to your dong ) Go up and down once or twice.

5: puff one puff of powder into your palm and wipe down your butt ccrack, down wards. Then take another puff and do the same up upwards this time. And puff one more time and put half on one cheek and the other half on the other.

6: wear boxer briefs that are breathable

7: walk around like a champ

I may have left a few things out but I'll think of them.

Hope this helps some of you guys out, works for me. Any questions or concerns just ask.

PS this is not a joke and completely serious.

[Snickerzz]

Omfg

[Buckley]

Omfg

[helping]

next time I'm in a group chat I'll be sure to let them know that I'll be leaving for a moment to go powder my ass.

 

also I find that siting on a pillow or cloth chair is much cooler. 

[Imabigmac]

[nosirrah123]

I have never experienced swass, and only ever heard of it in the WAN show opening.

 

I've boarded and locked all the doors and windows, I can't let the swass in.

 

PS when I saw @helping in a thread about swass, I assumed swass was some variant of sass and @helping was finally getting help (heh).

[Assassin]

 

 

4: take deodorant and apply to your groin area ( where the joint it next to your dong ) Go up and down once or twice.

 

Guys be careful when doing that. if you accidentally happen to spray your dong with deodorant you will feel the worst burn in life!

[helping]

spray [...] deodorant 

ur doin it wrong

[cae]

Humidity's not that bad here, but it does get hot. I've never had to do anything like this; don't even use antiperspirant. Showering and having proper underwear seems to take care of everything.

 

Never, EVER, EVER remove hair from the crack either. Do not speak of the horrors if you do. 

[Buckley]

I have never experienced swass, and only ever heard of it in the WAN show opening.

 

I've boarded and locked all the doors and windows, I can't let the swass in.

 

PS when I saw @helping in a thread about swass, I assumed swass was some variant of sass and @helping was finally getting help (heh).

its only a matter of time, sadly

[Stadiz]

Baby Powder is POWER.

I smell like an baby, girls love that! FTW !

Don't use deodorant.

[Buckley]

Baby Powder is POWER.

I smell like an baby, girls love that! FTW !

Don't use deodorant.

yes use deodorant in your groin area only.

[Stadiz]

yes use deodorant in your groin area only.

and on your eyes, you can shoot laz0rs