Favorite Quotes

[Nicktrance]

Don't you dare mention anything about knees.  :angry:

 

That's Skyrim not Morrowind...

[Art Vandelay]

"If you don't succeed, you run the risk of failure" -Day Quayle, former US vice president

[Hyydrah]

That's Skyrim not Morrowind...

It's still the Elder Scrolls.

[Conelton]

"Don't Panic"

[XiaoPigs]

Oh I just love Independence Day LOL get's me saying FUCK YEA MURICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

[IncogInfidel]

Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you dress yourself, Nobody helps you when you get screwed. 

[EnVy_28]

"Sucking at something is the first step of being great at something"...

 

Don't really remember where I read or heard this. If someone know where it came from, please tell me? Thanks...

[Exclamati0n]

"Diabeetus."
~ Wilford Brimley

[CadillacVic]

The Only Thing Necessary for the Triumph of Evil is that Good Men Do Nothing.

 

-Edmund Burke

[EChondo]

Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.

-Aristotle 

[techswede]

The entire "say what again! i dare ya! i double dare ya motherf*cker" scene is awesome. "do they speak english in what!?"

 

and "He who speaks does not know, He who knows does not speak, your kung-fu must be exellent" - jackie chan, the forbidden kingdom
 

"Exhaust gases go into the turbocharger and spin it, Witchcraft happens, and you go faster". Jeremy clarkson

 

And my personal favourite "The beginning of wisdom is the statement "i don't know". i have prided myself in my ability to learn" 

 

[orangecat]

Luke, I am your father.

 

-Vader =D

[FireFox]

Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.

-Aristotle 

 

I love that one

[IronSoldier]

Alfred: Don't worry, Master Wayne. It takes a little time to get back into the swing of things.

 

Uncle Ben: If you can do good things for other people, you have a moral obligation to do those things.

 

Alfred: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

 

and many more i'll keep for later in this thread....

[Claude Brown]

"It's not who you are underneath, but what you do, that defines you."

 

- Batman in 'Batman Begins'

[ShadowLight18]

i can do that, hold my beer.

-Too Many.

[soulguitarist]

"I love pigs, dogs look up at us, cats look down on us, that's why I keep pigs"

-Winston Churchill

[SirReallySam]

 

"Captain Adelaide Brooke: State your name, rank and intention.

The Doctor: The Doctor. Doctor. Fun."

 -The greatest doctor, David Tennant 

 

AWESOME!!!

[andyrewwer]

"History shall be kind to me, for I shall write it!" 

- Winston Churchill :D 

[Volbet]

"The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me"

- Ayn Rand

[ixi_your_face]

[on Martin Luther King Jr] "I have a dream, BANG. Now you don't" - David Arbuckle, my old RE teacher.

[Jozi]

It has been said, 'time heals all wounds.' I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, (protecting its sanity), covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens. But, it is never gone.

   - Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy

[Salmiakbal]

BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?

Captain Jack Sparrow

[threee6]

"no it was you" - my niece after i asked her if she farted.

[Homicidium]

"Eye for an Eye and the whole world goes blind." - Mahatma Gandhi