Favorite Quotes

[Hyydrah]

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[joelthezombie15]

I before e except after c.

  - the wise words of many

[Hyydrah]

I before e except after c.

  - the wise words of many

What about "science"?

 

Edit: Our rigs are really similar   B)

[KaareKanin]

Conversation between comedian Al Murray and James May from Top Gear on the subject of Top Gear (my favorite TV show)

 

Bold: Al Murray

Italic: James May

 

 

What i love about that show is that its honest to god blokes entertainment, innit?

Yep 

Its made by blokes 

Yep 

For blokes 

Yep 

With [a] blokes theme, blokes talking to blokes about blokes matters in a blokes enviroment, surounded by blokes, blokes looking on you in bloke clothes at the blokes, doing bloke jokes to other blokes, and the blokes are laughing at what the blokes are saying...

in a way that show is a bit blokey 

..no!

[joelthezombie15]

What about "science"?

Well then i guess they werent that wise.

[joelthezombie15]

"Captain Adelaide Brooke: State your name, rank and intention.

The Doctor: The Doctor. Doctor. Fun."

 -The greatest doctor, David Tennant 

[snes]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. ... And I'm all out of bubble gum."

- some dude who didn't want to obey

[dav1257]

TO ALCOHOL . . . the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems.

 

Homer Simpson

[TechTheWorld]

"Life is pain, anyone who say any different is selling something(or the government)."Westley AKA dread pirate Roberts. "No pain no gain." No clue who said that one. 

[Jay123]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. ... And I'm all out of bubble gum."

- some dude who didn't want to obey

I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and I've just finished my milk - Moss from the IT Crowd

 

[snes]

Lol, I didn't know about that episode. Will have to look for it online. Thanks for posting that.

[Esivo]

My sig.

 

"Save the cheerleader, save the world" - Hiro Nakamura

 

 

 

[Hyydrah]

Lol, I didn't know about that episode. Will have to look for it online. Thanks for posting that.

It looks like a funny show

[Genecidalic]

Perverse

It’s a sick and perverse thing, we know. But its what we’re good at. Shooting people for a living. Playing paintball. Yeah thats right paintball. In the world where it thinks this is lame, or crazy, fun, a waste of time, they don’t understand or what we do or how hard it is. Even the wives, the girlfriends, family, friends. They don’t understand the battle. Our battle.For glory, for money, for the people you believe, in but mostly for respect.

And for this fight, that nobody gives a shit about, we’ve traveled hundrds of thousands of miles, hundreds of towns, been shot thousands of times, slept on floors, in train stations, bounced rent checks. Because we’re good at this. Its hard and humbling. Because somedays you really can be a hero to your friends. And if your boys and my boys ever meet on the field in a gun fight, we will fuck you up.

-Matty Marshall one of the best paintball players of all time

[WhatARoaster]

"Soundguy can i get more stagedives in the monitors please" Scott Vogel of Terror

[Genecidalic]

Will you be remembered?

Will any of us?

Everything that we pour on the paintball fields across all four corners of the globe, the anguish, the glory, the gunfights. What will become of it all?

Will it simply become folklore, stories we tell as old men over fires and food, strong drinks, of a time and place that we cant prove exsisted besides in our own minds.

When time and life moves on and we are only a afterthought in the rearview mirror, we will at least have this.

Something to say that we were here, that we fought. That we played the game as hard as we could, because for a time, this was us. Our struggle.

Our life.

-Matty Marshall

This can be a gamer quote as well as a paintball quote

[Genecidalic]

BEATDOWN CITY

This isn’t a game; it’s a fight. Knuckles bare, fists clenched white, all weapons approved, and the bastards of the world are waiting in the shadows with broken bottles and big grins. And this fight is fought everyday. On long highways, dirty couches and floors, rock hard dirt fields and shaking planes. In foreign lands, lost, hated, broke. It’s the battle to prove to the world that your small part, your pin prick slice of existence, matters. That even if the sun explodes tomorrow and scatters us screaming into the void, we go smiling because we had faith in ourselves, faith to gather a tribe and try to make our own reality. Nobody gives you anything until you make them understand. That’s why we formed this team, to make people understand.

-Sacramento XSV

Sorry about the spam i just love inspirational quotes

[WoodenMarker]

"Reality is not Relative.
I think therefore I am.
Not you think, not she thinks, not we all think.
I think, an individual with free will in a world that is not altered by my perception of it.
The Truth never changes only your perception of it does."

[FireFox]

Here are some of mine from Bill Hicks, there are a couple of swear words in so reader discretion is advised and censoring it out doesn't look right:-

 

'I loved when Bush came out and said, "We are losing the war against drugs." You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.'

 

'It's all about money, not freedom, ya'll, okay? Nothing to do with fuckin' freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without fucking money, okay.'

 

'[to audience member] How much do you smoke a day sir? [the man says a pack] Pack! What a little puss. Gosh, why don't you just put a dress on and show it all to us while you smoke your little faggoty pack. C'mon, swish around for us. Damnit that pisses me off. I go through two lighters a day, dude. I'm starting to feel it.'

 

'I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, "Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest." This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don't think a Marlboro Light's gonna faze him that much.'

 

'They tell us "Rock'n'roll is the devil's music." Well, let's say we know that rock is the devil's music, and we know that it is, for sure … At least he fuckin' jams! If it's a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the fuckin' Block … I'm gonna be surfin' on the lake of fire, rockin' out.'

 

'I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, "What's wrong?" Nothing. "Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile." Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?'

 

'I don't know what you all believe, and I don't really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?'

 

Sorry if any of those offend, this is not my intention, its just Bill Hick's was a damn good comedian and you should go and see some of his material, it's pretty good :)

 

I don't own any of those quotes, I copied them from Wikiquote so all credit goes to them.

 

 

 

 

[JaeDee884]

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Arthur C. Clarke

[Puppet]

It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child. - Pablo Picasso

 

There are no bad pictures; that's just how your face looks sometimes. - Abraham Lincoln

 

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

[Hyydrah]

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'

Brian: Peter, those are cheerios.

- Family Guy

[red_jelly]

Bane: Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

 

Joker: And... here... we... go!

 

Joker: It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.

 

God i love batman Dark Knight and Dark Knight rises

[FireFox]

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'

Brian: Peter, those are cheerios.

- Family Guy

 

I love that, Family Guy is sweet

[Guest]

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - believed to be by Enistein

This stands very true for almost all forms of mainstream western education.

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

This is often misquoted as being said by Nelson Mandella however it was originally written by Marianne Williamson.