Favorite Quotes

[tabuburn]

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own" - Adam Savage

[Jay123]

Lol, I didn't know about that episode. Will have to look for it online. Thanks for posting that.

It's the one with Street Countdown, I think it's in series 4

[Jay123]

It's not really a quote but I love the bit on V for Vendetta when he blows up the buildings to the music

[RaVenBelgium]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. ... And I'm all out of bubble gum."

- some dude who didn't want to obey

made me laugh  :D

[RaVenBelgium]

Bane: Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

 

Joker: And... here... we... go!

 

Joker: It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.

 

God i love batman Dark Knight and Dark Knight rises

"First, a little trick: see, here's a pencil (sticks pencil in table, security comes) & TADAAAAH, the pencil is gone!" my favourite joke from that awesome movie  :D

[That Norwegian Guy]

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."

Terry Pratchett

 

 

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."

 

Terry Pratchett

 

 

Yeah, there's a pattern forming...

[Illumotion]

 

- Barney Stinson

[jamese669]

Greetings humans, I am Ziltoid...the omniscient.
I have come from far across the omniverse.
You shall fetch me your universes ultimate cup of coffee...
Black!
You have five Earth minutes,
Make it perfect!

[RaVenBelgium]

"If you're good at something, never do it for free!"
- The Joker, Batman The Dark Knight

[JordanMac]

"I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick. I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and got into bed before the room was dark. I'll show you how great I am."

Muhammad Ali, before the 1974 Foreman fight

[virusal19]

"In order to meet success, you must  first meet its neighbour; pain." - (No idea who)

 

"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination." - Albert Einstein 

 

"Before God, we are all equally wise - and equally foolish." - Albert Einstein

 

"Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned." - Buddha

[chingyg]

"Don’t be a coward, fearful and weak
Be the last one to quit, and the first one to speak
Don’t hide your face from the light of day
Be courageous in life and stay that way
No need to run from your trials, troubles, and problems
Have confidence in your step as you reflect how to solve them
Yet, if you happen to fall, don’t lie there and die
Get up without thought, and hold your head up high
Be wise, courageous, bold and brave
And life will be worth living from your birth to your grave" - Jereme Durkin in Chicken Soup For The Kids Soul

[FireFox]

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."

Terry Pratchett

 

I love that one

[Hyydrah]

I'm surprised no one has said "This... is... Sparta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yet

[FireFox]

I'm surprised no one has said "This... is... Sparta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yet.

 

You have just then :P

[Nicktrance]

how about a game quote:

Omnipotent. Omniscient. Sovereign. Immutable. How sweet it is to be a god!

Anyone know which game this is from and who said it without Googling it?

[FireFox]

how about a game quote:

 

 

Anyone know which game this is from without Googling it?

 

No idea lol

[ixi_your_face]

"You know I was taught that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. You feeling me cocksucker?"

 

Butch "Florida" Flowers

[ixi_your_face]

Nicktrance, on 12 May 2013 - 8:22 PM, said:

how about a game quote:

Anyone know which game this is from and who said it without Googling it?

Morrowind!

[CornOnJacob]

I before e except after c.

  - the wise words of many

I before e, except after c, or when sounding like "ay," as in "neighbor" and "way," and on weekends, and holidays, and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong, no matter what you say!

           --Brian Reagan

[ixi_your_face]

I before e except after c.

  - the wise words of many

[ConfusedDolphin]

"I'm down cow" WingsofRedemption on Painkiller Already episode 69 

[Hyydrah]

Morrowind!

Don't you dare mention anything about knees.  :angry:

[Nicktrance]

Morrowind!

 

Yes :D, Dagoth Ur, from one of the dreams I believe, there was something really bone chilling about that.

[ixi_your_face]

Don't you dare mention anything about knees.  :angry:

 

*something about knees*