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Code of Misconduct (hypothetical)

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Hi guys,

Okay, as the title suggests, I thought it'd be kinda humorous if instead of this forum having a Code of Conduct it would have a Code of Misconduct. It obviously would be disastrous to have such a conduct but just for a laugh I think it'd be quite hilarious. So this then begs the following question:

• what would this Code of Misconduct include?

I'd be interested to hear everyones misconduct rules, what each of you would implement.

Start your listing. :D

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In order to achieve the full potential of Misconduct, you must keep the following in mind.

  • Curse every other word (sort of like you're talking like Chief Keef 24/7)
  • Tell everybody that their advice is wrong and stupid
  • Tell people they smell weird 
  • Tell them that their PC Sucks and they shouldn't even list their specs in their signature because it can cause Stage 2 Cancer

Did I miss anything?

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In order to achieve the full potential of Misconduct, you must keep the following in mind.

  • Curse every other word (sort of like you're talking like Chief Keef 24/7)
  • Tell everybody that their advice is wrong and stupid
  • Tell people they smell weird 
  • Tell them that their PC Sucks and they shouldn't even list their specs in their signature because it can cause Stage 2 Cancer

Did I miss anything?

Insulting people is more than enough to get warning points

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In order to achieve the full potential of Misconduct, you must keep the following in mind.

  • Curse every other word (sort of like you're talking like Chief Keef 24/7)
  • Tell everybody that their advice is wrong and stupid
  • Tell people they smell weird 
  • Tell them that their PC Sucks and they shouldn't even list their specs in their signature because it can cause Stage 2 Cancer

Did I miss anything?

That is a horrible fucking idea. Are you stupid? Can't believe you thought that was a good idea. You're PC isn't even good, get off this forum

 

Kappa :P See what I did there?

For the people who don't get it, I'm not actually trying to insult him...

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1: You must always try to split your input into a thread into a many posts as possible to buff your post count.

2: You must never link the original when calling a repost.

3: Always ensure to answer intelligently written OPs with a meaningless image or word.

4: When posting Tech News, just copy and paste from the source you are quoting and be done with it, never include your own input as well.

5: If you are selling viagra, penis enlargment pills, herbal remedies or any other unwanted commercial material, please ensure to stop by and make an account.

6: We encourage users to ignore the 'My Rig' section of their profile, and to instead create annoying rainbow coloured spec lists in their signatures.

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That is a horrible fucking idea. Are you stupid? Can't believe you thought that was a good idea. You're PC isn't even good, get off this forum

-7 feel points

 

 

For the people who don't get it, I'm not actually trying to insult him...

Yeah, me and DoubleY go waaaay back (to last Thursday to be more precise)

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1. Pornographic links and/or pictures belong in every thread.

2. Always suggest someone pirate software instead of paying money.

3. Constantly tell people how wonderful of a company EA is.

4. Make sure to post your thread in every sub-forum that's relevant.

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Every discussion must end with a mean quip about OP's mother. 

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Sadly that's true...

a lot of people do that and it annoys me. 

 

I hide all sigs from the user options because of it, it's a shame because some people have cool quotes ect but I find the multi coloured ones too distracting unfortunately.

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I hide all sigs from the user options because of it, it's a shame because some people have cool quotes ect but I find the multi coloured ones too distracting unfortunately.

Like me. I have a good quote. Look at it.

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Every link must contain a screamer and a virus. 

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Quote all the pictures multiple times when responding with a quote

Keep discussing / asking about what happened to users that's names should not be mentioned

Show all of your personal information no matter the age. NSA knows it all already

Spam threads to become more popular...

...Multipost as much as you want as well

 

Can't think of any more... But enough to get banhammered for the second line of text.

 

 

EDIT: don't want to get banned for this so... Cut some things out...

Edited by Ruostunut kokis

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instead of replying with a relevent reply, please post a random gif image preferably involving cats and/or hitler

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Pass.

You are missing a good quote...

Look at it

n0ah1897, on 05 Mar 2014 - 2:08 PM, said:  "Computers are like girls. It's whats in the inside that matters.  I don't know about you, but I like my girls like I like my cases. Just as beautiful on the inside as the outside."

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You are missing a good quote...

Look at it

 

If you really want me to see it just post it here bro, I'm not about to go into the settings ect to just see one sig, when it could be a trick anyway and some PC spec list or something.

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If you really want me to see it just post it here bro, I'm not about to go into the settings ect to just see one sig, when it could be a trick anyway and some PC spec list or something.

I'm on mobile, I don't remember the exact words. I'll do it later.

n0ah1897, on 05 Mar 2014 - 2:08 PM, said:  "Computers are like girls. It's whats in the inside that matters.  I don't know about you, but I like my girls like I like my cases. Just as beautiful on the inside as the outside."

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